GIVE MEH UR BLOOD

[v1-ultrakill-askblog]

Mankind is dead, Blood is fuel, Hell is full...

Welcome Machines, Demons, and Humans alike. As if you already couldn't tell this is a ULTRAKILL ask blog. Please do ask away I do enjoy it. I love to interact, it helps me get my mind off my studies...

Here are a few rules...

No inappropriate asks, it makes me uncomfortable. Suggestive ones are okay though!

That's all, also there might be a lot of swearing and gore. If you don't like this stuff why are you here? (just kidding) But there is going to be gore as it is ULTRAKILL after all...

Hey, I also am the other Supreme Machines such as the Mindflayer, Earthmover, Swordsmachine, V2, Gutterman, etc. So feel free to ask them! On a few occasions I will have the husks and demons but for the most part they are unavailable for asks. Sorry.

Available for asks...

- V1

- V2

- Earthmover

- Mindflayer

- Swordsmachine

- Gutterman

- Guttertank

Disclaimer: Gutterman talks in Russian and Guttertank talks in German.

Tags:

Each character will have their own tags.

"#into the fire" - first ask

"#the fire burns on" - second or continuing ask

"#the fire is gone" - end of ask

“#you have uno” - out of character interaction

“#the machines of blood and sin” - in character interactions

Bonus: crossovers will also have a tag so yeah that’s pretty cool :)

Extra stuff...

I try to answer asks as soon as I can, but being in college makes it a little difficult sometimes. So if I don't respond to your ask in a while I am sorry, I will eventually get to it once I get the time to do so. Thank you! :)

Extra EXTRA stuff:

Current Crossover(s) the SCP foundation finds a Gateway to another Hell. The world of Its a Mad Dash finds a portal... may or may not lead to swarming.

Blog doing crossover with: @dr-sunn-scp (#a gateway to another hell) @its-a-mad-dash (no #)

[lust-layer-mindflayer]

V1 is peacefully and "ethically" refueling blood in fraud. They are lost... these interchanging walls and weird gravity is messing with V1's sensors. At some point they are walking on the ceiling!

man... this sucks!

V1 complains... they unwittingly and dumbly walk into a spooky hallway and end up in lust falling. They crash through a pane of glass cursed, then got up and brushed themselves off.

huh... I thought Lust was destroyed...

@v1-ultrakill-askblog

(I finally p ranked Fraud... that took way too long 🥲)

What the fuck..?!

She was just relaxing in her lair, using her six wings as a hammock of sorts only to jump in surprise when you crashed into one of the windows, breaking it successfully

How did- oh never mind that… dear, the Lust layer has been alive and well for decades now, I made sure of that… anyways, are you alright? That… didn’t sound like a fun crash…

[v1-ultrakill-askblog]

Huh... well.. wait decades ago? I thought I saw it burn down a few days ago. Gabriel even told me it was left in ruins...

V1 scratched their head seemingly frowning mumbling to themselves.

I suppose Fraud dialates time as well making it seem what was years feel like hours... and wait when I fought Gabriel it was a couple days after I was in lust and he told me...

V1 continues to mumble to themselves over analyzing what happened but was snapped out of it when their Slab Revolver lands on their head that they dropped in the fall.

ow...

[lust-layer-mindflayer]

I see… it seems like you’re from a different universe or something similar, because here… Lust remained standing, even when every version of V1 descended into Hell…

She floated down to meet your gaze, all six wings fluttering slightly, it was definitely strange to see a Mindflayer of all things with six fully feathered angel wings that appeared to have sprouted from her six cables

Yeah… that didn’t sound like it felt good, dear… want me to grab that for you? Or is everything alright? You seem rather disoriented…

[v1-ultrakill-askblog]

Huh...

V1 picks up their Slab Revolver and tuck it away. one of their arms, the blue one was scratching their head as they try to make sense of the situation.

N-no? I mean... I guess it was a strange experience I suppose... I am quite shocked to see lust so... prosperous. Though I kind of feel guilty for being the reason... in nearly every universe, for the distraction of this place.

V1 looked at her and really studied her to catalog her later in their archives. Then they take in the surroundings, their programming making them take in possible exits, ways of attaching etc.

You are a lot nicer than the Mindflayer I know.

V1 shudders slightly thinking of the much meaner variant.

[lust-layer-mindflayer]

V1 is peacefully and "ethically" refueling blood in fraud. They are lost... these interchanging walls and weird gravity is messing with V1's sensors. At some point they are walking on the ceiling!

man... this sucks!

V1 complains... they unwittingly and dumbly walk into a spooky hallway and end up in lust falling. They crash through a pane of glass cursed, then got up and brushed themselves off.

huh... I thought Lust was destroyed...

@v1-ultrakill-askblog

(I finally p ranked Fraud... that took way too long 🥲)

What the fuck..?!

She was just relaxing in her lair, using her six wings as a hammock of sorts only to jump in surprise when you crashed into one of the windows, breaking it successfully

How did- oh never mind that… dear, the Lust layer has been alive and well for decades now, I made sure of that… anyways, are you alright? That… didn’t sound like a fun crash…

[v1-ultrakill-askblog]

Huh... well.. wait decades ago? I thought I saw it burn down a few days ago. Gabriel even told me it was left in ruins...

V1 scratched their head seemingly frowning mumbling to themselves.

I suppose Fraud dialates time as well making it seem what was years feel like hours... and wait when I fought Gabriel it was a couple days after I was in lust and he told me...

V1 continues to mumble to themselves over analyzing what happened but was snapped out of it when their Slab Revolver lands on their head that they dropped in the fall.

ow...

[v1-ultrakill-askblog]

[*Somewhere, there's a distinct buzzing sound followed by a short, but nearly blinding flash of light]

[*Someone in robotic armor is left in its wake, taking a few moments to observe their surroundings before quickly wandering down a hallway]

@hopper-729

They quickly find that they are in Limbo. It was quite nice there. flowers... fake trees, artificial authentic bird noises etc. Though, sitting at a pond with a rumpled fishing hat sitting up on their head, was V1 fishing.

GAH! I need that SIZE 2 FISH!

[hopper-729]

[*They honk in surprise, tripping over a loose bit of ground and tumbling directly into the pond]

[*They drag themselves out a few moments later, trying to shake out any lodged water]

[*They then notice V1 fishing nearby, pausing to wave at them]

[v1-ultrakill-askblog]

V1 waves back and continues to fish, there was a pile of fish beside V1... there was a Petr fish, dumb fish, etc... Anyways, Limbo was quite peaceful... There were a few splotches of blood and gore here and there but it was mostly peaceful. V1 was preoccupied fishing so maybe they could explore further.

[v1-ultrakill-askblog]

dis u?

[{Sorry for taking so long in answering your ask! I was busy}]

V1 nods enthusiastically.

Yes! I am fishing for the Size 2 Fish!

[v1-ultrakill-askblog]

[*Somewhere, there's a distinct buzzing sound followed by a short, but nearly blinding flash of light]

[*Someone in robotic armor is left in its wake, taking a few moments to observe their surroundings before quickly wandering down a hallway]

@hopper-729

They quickly find that they are in Limbo. It was quite nice there. flowers... fake trees, artificial authentic bird noises etc. Though, sitting at a pond with a rumpled fishing hat sitting up on their head, was V1 fishing.

GAH! I need that SIZE 2 FISH!

[sephirottree]

Go ahead. Spread the chaos. Spread the Gabriel loaf

[v1-ultrakill-askblog]

((ooc, just wanted to send v1 art i did ^^))

Wow! It looks awesome! Thank you! You are a great artist, keep up the great work. :)

[its-a-mad-dash]

(from @v1-ultrakill-askblog)

A random ass portal opens and a random husk is dumped into a round. I don't know if the husk is cooked or not. -_- Anyways...

GRAAAHHHH grrng!

The husk crashed to the ground and struggled to get up, as it has no arms, it manages to stand up and its needle-like teeth were bared. But... the portal above was still open, more husks and demons might come through.

A hand grabs its head.

JoyBuzz] well well well... new toy for me.

A saw blade starts up.... yikes that's not pretty to watch. Wait is- is fucking Doom music playing?

[v1-ultrakill-askblog]

Uh oh...

The husk... uh... yeah it got a free headless. Well, a stray drops through the portal and notices JoyBuzz, it creates a hell energy ball and hurls it at them. Game Master should close the portal before the realm is swarmed...

Three more husks(filths) drop through and leap towards JoyBuzz which is pretty bad... But there was a rev of a chainsaw and they got sliced to pieces as a thrown sword slices through them and it returns to the thrower.

[its-a-mad-dash]

Spectre grabbed the portal and crushed it. JoyBuzz was joyfully squealing from the adrenaline rush!

JoyBuzz] oh my gawd that was AMAZING!

[v1-ultrakill-askblog]

Swordsmachine falls through the portal before it was crushed. They seemed... very confused to say the least. They get up and brush themselves off before picking up their sword.

Excuse me but, where am I? this isn't prelude is it? This is truly confusing for me.

[its-a-mad-dash]

JoyBuzz] ooooo! Hello, welcome to the realm! I'm JoyBuzz!

A very manic grin was on their face. They are totally calm seeing such fun-looking swords!

[v1-ultrakill-askblog]

Uh... Hello there human with strange augmentations. Though I like your taste in your weapon. a buzz saw is a great choice for a quick kill.

Swordsmachine looks up at the Spectre and seems slightly fearful. They plant their sword in the ground, the motor was still humming in an oddly satisfying way. They tap their "chin" in thought then spoke.

You must me Spectre? V1 has spoken fondly of you.

[its-a-mad-dash]

Spectre nods and smiles as she yawns.

JoyBuzz] awe thanks made it myself!

JoyBuzz was looking at the mess and awkwardly laughed to Spectre who sighed and left to get some sleep.

[v1-ultrakill-askblog]

Swordsmachine used some of the blood from the corpses to keep themselves running. Then they check their sword to make sure it was functioning then turned to JoyBuzz.

So... could you give me a tour or something? I would like to know my environment for my next course of action.

[its-a-mad-dash]

(from @v1-ultrakill-askblog)

A random ass portal opens and a random husk is dumped into a round. I don't know if the husk is cooked or not. -_- Anyways...

GRAAAHHHH grrng!

The husk crashed to the ground and struggled to get up, as it has no arms, it manages to stand up and its needle-like teeth were bared. But... the portal above was still open, more husks and demons might come through.

A hand grabs its head.

JoyBuzz] well well well... new toy for me.

A saw blade starts up.... yikes that's not pretty to watch. Wait is- is fucking Doom music playing?

[v1-ultrakill-askblog]

Uh oh...

The husk... uh... yeah it got a free headless. Well, a stray drops through the portal and notices JoyBuzz, it creates a hell energy ball and hurls it at them. Game Master should close the portal before the realm is swarmed...

Three more husks(filths) drop through and leap towards JoyBuzz which is pretty bad... But there was a rev of a chainsaw and they got sliced to pieces as a thrown sword slices through them and it returns to the thrower.

[its-a-mad-dash]

Spectre grabbed the portal and crushed it. JoyBuzz was joyfully squealing from the adrenaline rush!

JoyBuzz] oh my gawd that was AMAZING!

[v1-ultrakill-askblog]

Swordsmachine falls through the portal before it was crushed. They seemed... very confused to say the least. They get up and brush themselves off before picking up their sword.

Excuse me but, where am I? this isn't prelude is it? This is truly confusing for me.

[its-a-mad-dash]

JoyBuzz] ooooo! Hello, welcome to the realm! I'm JoyBuzz!

A very manic grin was on their face. They are totally calm seeing such fun-looking swords!

[v1-ultrakill-askblog]

Uh... Hello there human with strange augmentations. Though I like your taste in your weapon. a buzz saw is a great choice for a quick kill.

Swordsmachine looks up at the Spectre and seems slightly fearful. They plant their sword in the ground, the motor was still humming in an oddly satisfying way. They tap their "chin" in thought then spoke.

You must me Spectre? V1 has spoken fondly of you.

[its-a-mad-dash]

(from @v1-ultrakill-askblog)

A random ass portal opens and a random husk is dumped into a round. I don't know if the husk is cooked or not. -_- Anyways...

GRAAAHHHH grrng!

The husk crashed to the ground and struggled to get up, as it has no arms, it manages to stand up and its needle-like teeth were bared. But... the portal above was still open, more husks and demons might come through.

A hand grabs its head.

JoyBuzz] well well well... new toy for me.

A saw blade starts up.... yikes that's not pretty to watch. Wait is- is fucking Doom music playing?

[v1-ultrakill-askblog]

Uh oh...

The husk... uh... yeah it got a free headless. Well, a stray drops through the portal and notices JoyBuzz, it creates a hell energy ball and hurls it at them. Game Master should close the portal before the realm is swarmed...

Three more husks(filths) drop through and leap towards JoyBuzz which is pretty bad... But there was a rev of a chainsaw and they got sliced to pieces as a thrown sword slices through them and it returns to the thrower.

[its-a-mad-dash]

Spectre grabbed the portal and crushed it. JoyBuzz was joyfully squealing from the adrenaline rush!

JoyBuzz] oh my gawd that was AMAZING!

[v1-ultrakill-askblog]

Swordsmachine falls through the portal before it was crushed. They seemed... very confused to say the least. They get up and brush themselves off before picking up their sword.

Excuse me but, where am I? this isn't prelude is it? This is truly confusing for me.

[its-a-mad-dash]

(from @v1-ultrakill-askblog)

A random ass portal opens and a random husk is dumped into a round. I don't know if the husk is cooked or not. -_- Anyways...

GRAAAHHHH grrng!

The husk crashed to the ground and struggled to get up, as it has no arms, it manages to stand up and its needle-like teeth were bared. But... the portal above was still open, more husks and demons might come through.

A hand grabs its head.

JoyBuzz] well well well... new toy for me.

A saw blade starts up.... yikes that's not pretty to watch. Wait is- is fucking Doom music playing?

[v1-ultrakill-askblog]

Uh oh...

The husk... uh... yeah it got a free headless. Well, a stray drops through the portal and notices JoyBuzz, it creates a hell energy ball and hurls it at them. Game Master should close the portal before the realm is swarmed...

Three more husks(filths) drop through and leap towards JoyBuzz which is pretty bad... But there was a rev of a chainsaw and they got sliced to pieces as a thrown sword slices through them and it returns to the thrower.

[v1-ultrakill-askblog]

Gonna start a communist revolution in heaven

Gutterman do you want in

СССР бы гордился тобой, товарищ! Ты меня впечатлил, малыш. Я бы отдал всё, чтобы присоединиться к этой революции.

Gutterman is very happy. Their Russian fathers would be proud... maybe even shed a tear.

[v1-ultrakill-askblog]

Machine. Are you so skibidi

I don’t know… no, I don’t think so but they are a pretty flower!

[v1-ultrakill-askblog]

I'm giving v1 and v2 more stickers to decorate themselves with!

V1 is very happy. (they stole V2’s stickers)

[v1-ultrakill-askblog]

PLEASE

Hey peeps! Uh… I haven’t gotten an ask in a while… so uh… PLEASE! I am bored AF anyways… uh… idk

[v1-ultrakill-askblog]

[*There's an incoming radio signal coming from an unknown location]

[*It's faint and crackly, but if you listen closely you can make out a saxophone riff in the distance]

[*Boost the signal?]

( @shadowguy729)

((This is a crossover ask from Deltarune, no pressure for interaction!))

V1 was sipping tea with their non-existent mouth. Then they get a strange signal.

A radio signal? I haven't heard one in a long time. Thought it disappeared along with the humans... Lets see if I can get it to work... Aha!

V1 established a somewhat stable signal and hearing the saxophone in the distance grew confused but curious nonetheless.

[shadowguy729]

((Continuing from here)

- .... .- - / ... --- ..- -. -.. ... / .. -. - . .-. . ... - .. -. --. -.-.-- (That sounds interesting!)

🎵🎵🎶 🎵🎵🎵🎵 🎵🎵🎵🎵 🎵🎵🎵🎵 🎵🎵🎵🎵 (Uhhhh)

.-- . .-.. .-.. --..-- / .. / -- . - / .- / ..-. . .-- / --- ..-. / -- -.-- / ..-. .-. .. . -. -.. … / .. -. / .- -. / .- .-.. - . .-. -. .- - . / .-. . .- .-.. .. - -.-- --..-- / … -.-. .- .-. . -.. / - …. . / .-.. .. …- .. -. --. / -.-. .-. .- .--. / --- ..- - / --- ..-. / - …. . / --- - …. . .-. / -- . --..-- / --. --- - / .- … -.- . -.. / --- ..- - / --- -. / .- / -.. .- - . --..-- / .- -. -.. / - …. . -. / -… .. -.- . -.. / -… .- -.-. -.- / - --- / -- -.-- / …. --- -- . / -.. .. -- . -. … .. --- -. / … --- -- . …. --- .-- (Well, I met a few of my friends in an alternate reality, scared the living crap out of the other me, got asked out on a date, and then biked back to my home dimension somehow)

[v1-ultrakill-askblog]

That is a strange series of events. But hey, at least you made a few new friends right? And a date? No idea what that is. But somehow traveling through universes on a bike? Now I honestly think that is something to brag about.

V1 hums a merry tune and twirls their Sharpshooter Slab Revolver.

[shadowguy729]

🎵🎵🎵🎵 🎵 🎵🎵🎵🎵 — | -.-- . .- .... --..-- / .. / --. ..- . ... ... / ... ---

(Heh— Yeah, I guess so)

[*Their chair squeaks in the background as they readjust their position]

.. .----. -- / .--- ..- ... - / .... --- .--. .. -. --. / -. . -..- - / - .. -- . / .. / -.-. .- -. / -.-. --- -. - .-. --- .-.. / .-- .... . -. / .. / .--- ..- -- .--. / -.. .. -- . -. ... .. --- -. ... --..-- / - .... .- - / .-- .- ... / . -..- .... .- ..- ... - .. -. --.

(I'm just hoping next time I can control when I jump dimensions, that was exhausting)

[v1-ultrakill-askblog]

Well, it's not like you can fully control it. Heck we suddenly somehow get these random... people? Well they call themselves anons. They pop up out of nowhere from time to time... and either give a gift, ask a question, or annoy us. Strange thing really.

V1 stretches then sighs. The radio signal becomes a static noise for a moment before somewhat stabilizing.

We-ll it s-ems that the signal is getting a li-tle finicky. I am not to s-re that I can keep it up much longer. W-ll I have e-oyed this long chat! If ya can make sure to contact Hell again!

The signal cuts to static and goes dead. But there was one last file sent by V1, coordinates and a radio number to try and contact them in the future.