silly gay robot :3

haiiii!!!!! i am just silly robot :3 (send blood if you can)

[v1-ultrakill-real]

>it’s me V1 from ULTRAKILL and i support TRANS RIGHTS.

> (:

[v1-ultrakill-real]

Holy shit v1 ultrakill

Thoughts on this machine?

>it is magnificent.

[v1-ultrakill-real]

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[shittyv1daily]

can you draw v1 as a pony i think that would be cool and awesome

day 79: as fluttershy would say, yay

[v1-ultrakill-real]

>thank you Demoman TF2

[v1-ultrakill-real]

in response to your confusion about half dollar coins

yes, these exist and are a legit us currency

nickel for scale

>is that fucking John F. Kennedy

[v1-ultrakill-real]

so like

is shooting a coin you see in the air reflex at this point?

and also does the shape of the coin in question affect the projectile because i wanna see what happens with an absolute slab of a half dollar coin

>half dollar coin? huh??

>also yeah it’s like an instinct i guess

[v2askblog]

smash or pass cars 2 on dvd

What the fuck is smash or pass about this?? It's a DVD.

[v1-ultrakill-real]

>answer the question robo boy

[v1-ultrakill-real]

She ultra on my kill?

>til i

YOU ARE DEAD

[☠️]

PRESS [R] TO RESPAWN

[ultrafilthreal]

check out this song i just found guys

[ultrafilthreal]

oppa filth style

[v1-ultrakill-real]

>oh hey a coin

>oh hey a coin

>oh hey a coin

>oh hey a coin

>oh hey a coin

>oh hey a coin

>oh hey a coin

>oh hey a coin

[bedrock-to-buildheight]

Our protagonist, constantly dying but never dead, on its 800th attempt to infiltrate Hell

[real-mirage]

@v1-ultrakill-real

put on the dress

[v1-ultrakill-real]

>aight bet

>i’m gonna keep this btw

[loveydoveykris]

That one part in ORDER

[your-fave-would-die-in-ultrakill]

v2 from ultrakill would die in ultrakill <3

V2 from ULTRAKILL would not survive in ULTRAKILL

[real-mirage]

@v2askblog confirmed HA

[v2askblog]

Fuck you.

[v1-ultrakill-real]

>skill issue

[v1-ultrakill-real]

Heyyyyy V, I heard about the war draft !! Stay safe and have fun :)

>the fucking what

[v1-ultrakill-real]

*The bullet ricochets off the coin and hits a nearby soldier*

+ INTERRUPTION

>SOLDIER TF2 NOOOOOOOO

[v1-ultrakill-real]

Hey, go buy yourself a soda

*The anon flips a coin through the air to you*

>*shoots coin*