toby

im 21; i make art occasionally; they/he/it/she but mostly they; its my emotional support dunce hat

[what-even-is-thiss]

Actually witches grow from the bottom of the cave up while wizards grow from the top of the cave down

[d0ubl32tr0ubl3]

Trying to convince Danny not to try to climb up the side of a building is like trying to convince a scarab not to fly directly into a fucking wall.

[d0ubl32tr0ubl3]

The other week:

[v4mpsoffthewall]

My mental health vs Danny's primal need to go up high

[fanonical]

i am looking at you, new ttrpg players. i am looking you in the eyes. you do not need to be like the professional players. it's okay if you can't do voices or stutter or need to pause to think about what you're going to say or how your character would act. we are doing this for fun. gaming should never stop being fun

[halforcwaitress]

Literally nothing better in the world than rping awkward lesbian interactions with cliche pickup lines with your cisgender dude GM.

[leafcabbage]

sometimes people will make you feel stupid for being kind. this makes it hard to stay kind. it is important that you do anyway. if you have become unkind, it is important to remember that you can become kind again. it's a skill, not an inherent trait.

[phantomfork]

eye update :3

[d0ubl32tr0ubl3]

Matthew Mercer is my MLP warrior.

[phantomfork]

what the actual fuck is my life

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[draconym]

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

[redstonedust]

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[noisejunkies]

we must have genuinely lost the fucking plot if saying "trans men are oppressed" has people out to wish torture and death upon you

[trans-masc-culture-is]

Werewolves or wolves ing eneral. Being able to transform into something beyond our understanding.

grrrrrrrrrgggrgh this is transmasc culture and i am normal about this concept

[stroebe2]

[lighthouseweeper]

[antlered-vixen]

I am so tired of short-attention-span, trim-the-fat culture. All writing advice these days is for how to write like Chuck Palahniuk. "Cut 'think', cut 'feel', cut 'wonder' - only action, only pushing forward, show and move and move and move." What if I could emulate this style, and still don't want to? What if I want to write like Henry James, with three paragraphs of introspective musings between each dialogue line? The music advice is, "make it shortform, make it Tik-Tok compatible, make it punchy, hit the refrain as soon as possible." What if I want that 10-minute prog rock piece? What if I want that symphony? What if I want it slow and luxurious and lazy? Movies. Series. Poetry. Bodies. Everything is "trimmed trimmed trimmed trimmed, stripped bare, you have three seconds to win me over, make it airport chic." I don't want to win you over, then, I guess. I want the fat left it. I want the pleasure and the indolence and the indulgence. Fuck this art-advice that's always "your art needs Ozempic."

[whisperedmeg]

we do not talk nearly enough about how cunty Penelope looks in the fisher king episodes. like, the crimped hair with the red-orange streak that perfectly matches her lipstick?? the funky earrings that have guns dangling from them????? the rhinestoned peace symbol shirt??? what an absolute diva, serving looks while under extreme duress. CUNTY. iconic.