She Eat My Dick Off It Gone

20 years, not a she, 18+ blog || Current Most Played Song: “Dead Boys Don’t Say No” - Cat Rapes Dog

[chloroform-guy]

This is a side blog, made for 18+ content!!!!

20 years old, local freak. Everyone’s favorite corpse. Call me whatever name you like, just don’t use she/her.

I will post freak shit here. Don’t like it? Leave.

Minors DNI, if I catch you interacting you will be blocked.

Obviously if I post something to my main, sfw account then that is not intended as fetish material. I just happen to have sfw interests that seem in line with my nsfw interests. That doesn’t make them inherently sexual. No, any hellmouths on main / mention of cannibalism on main or violence and gore on main are not intended as fetish content. I would NOT post shit like that where my younger brother would see it.

Will post OCs and art.

Art tag: special zesty sauce

Feel free to DM me!! I like making friends.

Shit I’m into (so don’t be shocked if you see it!) -

Horrorporn, the likes of BTD, TPOF, YKMET

CNC

Generally violence sex stuff ^

Hard vore (in the typical cannibalism way, usually)

Petplay, praise, degredation, humiliation, etc.

Petplay again cause I really like petplay

Piss

Objects / objectum?? Maybe.

I have some more controversial interests, but as of now I prefer to keep them to myself as I really haven’t solidified my own opinion on whether or not I’m even okay with myself liking those things yet.

Really at the end of the day it’s all deeply emotional for me and I like it that way.

Things that ick me / DNI -

Scat

Ageplay / ABDL / DDLG

Fauxcest

Anti recovery and/or pro-contact harmful paras / paraphilic disorders (really I mostly don’t like interacting with harmful para stuff at all, I feel like online communities miss the mark big time and actually end up doing a lot of harm rather than good.)

DNI if you ship pedo or incest stuff (even if you don’t condone it irl, just makes me uncomfortable), are a radqueer, condone harmful behaviors, endogenic systems, yada yada the typical.

Nice to meet you all!!

[bigsadbison]

"i am looking respectfully" i am daydreaming about cumming inside you unprotected

[ozempicofficial]

[shnehollander]

when the sex is a character analysis

[forfawkssake]

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

[jonmoxleys]

sometimes it just ends up being something like

[onlyhereforthedrama]

ITS BACK

[saltedbruises]

[northirish]

I felt the cold, bony and clammy hand of death itself upon me, worst handjob I ever had

[nyancrimew]

y'all remember this game? just pure goonbait it's crazy i was allowed to play it at all bro 😭

[msmaev]

Once you know all the logic tricks to play minesweeper, you end up in a state of exercised mastery. The goal is not to solve individuals puzzles but to tease out more and more from her while denying her every chance to explode, every chance to deny you your total dominance over her.

In short, mastery over minesweeper is mastery over edging the program.

[masterspider5]

We have GOT to get regular porn back on this website.

[nyancrimew]

what do you think this is

[thelilnan]

the cucks have unionized

[thelilnan]

they want nicer chairs

[moniquill]

[cockbarff-deactivated20150220]

so i just sat down to eat my ‘im really drunk meal’ at 4am and sat next to this guy drawing and asked if i could check out his work and this is what he had just finished working on

[croakerverse-lore]

Lore fact: After hours of gruelling research into Colter White’s (@the-muppet-joker) character, I have written what is objectively his most scientifically accurate characterisation in this fanfiction! (Minors DNI for this one!)

Published | Croakerverse

SOLD TO THE MUPPET JOKER X READER 18+ LEMON

“Y/N!” I heard my so called “mother” call me down. I grumbled in frustration and dissapointment. My life really isn’t that easy. Toda

[the-muppet-joker]

YOU WROTE A FANFICTION WHERE I TURN EMO????

[cosmonautistic]

[doubleca5t]

ok well my lesbian fantasies involve having sex. so write that down

[plounce]

the original tweet being translated from russian may provide some helpful context as to why OP is fantasizing about being able to be publicly affectionate with a partner. sex is an important part of lesbianism for many people (including myself!); i also think approaching harmless posts like this with sympathy for the context is more thoughtful and considerate than jumping to a snappy comeback. my heart aches for OP and i hope they are able to find happiness in an often unkind world.

[confuseduser45]

boioioioioiong

[thesituation]

i don’t get ppl who are fine w period pussy. smelling like wet parking lot pennies

[thesituation]

you’re scaring me

[hungry-skeleton]

I think the biggest thing mascot horror things need to get a grip on is the reasonable balance of cute/creepy. The mascot in question needs to be cute enough to realistically be for children but scary enough to actually make for effective horror. Most games always lean too far in either direction and idk maybe it's just me but immersion with these kinds of games are important for me to actually find enjoyment in them.

[hungry-skeleton]

Can anyone hear me

[hungry-skeleton]

[hungry-skeleton]

GUYS...

[mavenmemnon]

[chaifootsteps]

[sagacious-sdaughter]

"Hey there pepperhead, legal isn't super exited about this tweet"

[werewolf-transgenderism]

you will NEVER be able to guess what this post from the official US government consumer product safety commission was in response to (under the cut)