[homerjaypug]

happy holidays

[vacantsmilingfaces-blog]

hey lets have sex right this very moment

i don't even know when this was sent. or who sent it.

TELL ME.

[loudcrazyliz-blog]

Dave Franco and Thin Mints equals perfect combo 

[dollychops]

Disney Gaga!

[dfndskrmz]

Bring Me the Horizon- Can You Feel My Heart

[nocoffeeplease]

[vacantsmilingfaces-blog]

Okay, whoever is making these is just showing off now.

[hiphoplaboratory]

[tomhiddles]

[itscalledprogress-deactivated20]

Hi Tumblr. It’s Christmas all up in this bitch.

[bikinikill-deactivated20220529]

i hate having crushes because it makes me go from sassy independent beyonce to annoying clingy taylor swift in approximately two situations of direct eye contact

[teyuss-deactivated20130213]

i just whispered “long live the king” and pushed my cat off the sofa

[theladylion-deactivated20190312]

I would be so much more content spending this holiday alone.

My family is nothing but miserable and hasn’t stopped arguing from the time they woke up.

[stinson-scherbatsky]

[jaykhawaja007]

[anclrew-deactivated20191031]

one time i made friendship bracelets for my cat and i

[takobye-blog]

quoth the raven, “yah nastee”

[femboss]

If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced.

That’s why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance.

[vibranium]