Adventures in Southern Thailand/How (Not) To Get to Koh Jum
Jonathan here – happy new year!
We have had a pretty crazy few days, or perhaps just one day, yesterday, when we moved from the island of Koh Lanta to the small island of Koh Jum – on Holly’s birthday, no less!
We had spent the last week and a half on Koh Lanta, a long-ish island with many beaches along the coast. We spent most of our time there at Klong Dao beach, at the Lemonade Boutique Hotel (highly recommend for value, hot showers, and cleanliness; steps from the beach). Once we learned to slow our pace down, we spent most of our time lying on the beach reading or napping, or dipping in the water, which had calmer waves than we were used to in the U.S.
We spent our last two nights on Koh Lanta at Lanta Paradise Beach Resort (don't bother staying here; not worth the price for dirty and pretty gross rooms) on the more southerly Klong Nin Beach. Though farther from the main road, this was a slightly more lively beach, and one night as we ate we enjoyed watching a number of tourists trying their hand at launching flying lanterns. A few lanterns failed early in flight and drifted into the water, but it was really exciting when one would start to rise – sometimes after a few minutes lightly struggling with the wind in basically one place – and continue to ascend into the air until it seemed to be another star. Anyway, it was a nice beach life.
Then, the adventure started. Our last night at Lanta Paradise, it POURED. We ran to the shelter of our hotel’s restaurant (by the way, the most reasonably priced in its area), which was covered but still outside, so plastic walls were folded down to protect the guests. The power went out, then back on a minute later. Then out, then on. Again. And then it was out. Out. But we were on a beach. This was awesome; we were all in it together! The wait staff brought extra candles to light our tables, and continued to take orders – nothing on the menu was off-limits, because cooking was over an actual fire: no power, no problem! The rain kept coming, and in 20 minutes or so the lights came back on, and with them the music and the WiFi. We were back in sanity and comfort, but a part of us wished the lights had stayed off – it was more fun!
So then the REAL adventure started. The next day we were set to move to the less busy island of Koh Jum. We had a van scheduled to take us to a ferry to the main town of Krabi (where the airport is), and the ferry had a Koh Jum stop in the middle. A long-tail boat would pick us up from that stop and bring us to the resort. As we went out to breakfast, it was still pouring. We were a bit worried about the ferry, but our ride came, and the ferry was there. The seas were a little rocky, but either they weren’t as rocky as they’d been on our first boat in Ireland to the Aran Islands, or I was much better at being on a boat – I didn’t get sick this time (phew!).
However. When you hear that your ferry makes an intermediate stop, perhaps you imagine, as I did, that your ferry will dock at a pier and another boat will pick you up from that pier.
Nope! There are two Koh Jum stops on the ferry, and we were told by our resort to get off at the second stop, and the ferry crew confirmed this. About 45 minutes into the ferry ride, the boat slows down with shouts of “Koh Jum! Koh Jum!” and long-tail boats crowd around the ferry for passengers to step (i.e. jump) onto, straight off the ferry. I walk out to confirm with one of the ferrymen that our resort is at the second Koh Jum stop, and I think I get this confirmation.
But apparently not, because about ten minutes after this stop he comes through the aisles of the ferry and we mention where we were going and he makes it clear that because of choppy waters, the second Koh Jum stop will not be happening, and we were supposed to get picked up by our resort’s long-tail at the first stop! A few more people were in our situation, and we’re all a bit confused. When we reach the second Koh Jum stop, the ferry slows to a stop, and we look for possible boats. There are none – but wait! There’s one in the distance. It’s not coming toward us. It’s moving in a perpendicular path, so the crew waves and shouts at it, to no avail.
So, we’re on our way to Krabi (accidentally), where we’ll take the ferry back and get off at the Koh Jum stop. Another wonderful we’re-all-in-this-together adventure. It was pretty fun, pretty cool, actually. What else did we have to do? Nothing!
As we approached Koh Jum on the way back, though, the waters became quite choppy again. We rode past the original second stop, which was very close to our Koh Jum hotel, and appeared to be riding past Koh Jum entirely. It actually wasn’t clear whether we’d be stopping or if we’d in fact be going all the way back to Koh Lanta! Holly and I decided that if this were the case we’d write of Koh Jum, and just try to get a room at Lemonade, our first Lanta hotel.
As we approached the original first (now second) Koh Jum stop, we slowed to wait…and boats came! It was a minute before we saw them in the distance, but there they were, three long-tail boats for three resorts. We were shouting to each other through the wind and rain about which boat to take. I nearly slipped as I stepped to our boat. It was like some movie adventure!
The long-tail boat had benches for maybe 2-dozen people, but it was just us and the two boatmen. They took us to this southern long-tail dock, where a pickup truck soon arrived to take us to our resort. Had we gotten off at the originally intended stop, this probably would have been a very quick, easy ride. As we had not gotten off at the originally intended stop, this was not a quick easy ride. Muddy, bumpy, hilly, stormy, amazing. Very, very much off any beaten path. We were thankful that the pickup truck was strong, the driver was good, and the jungle road was passable.