Hey Y'all, in case you didn't know I'm sexy now

28, pa. Nerd. Bartender. Grandma Gay In Training. FFXIV: Athelius Peltecont (jenova) 3ds friend code: The Cut Of My Gib Snapchat: culinalchemist Instagram: galacticbangbang

[murdershegoat]

this tiktok is gonna cure coronavirus

[specialtater]

"Mo mo" "Moooooo"

[catchymemes]

[ariescub10]

Omg 😂

[bearorist]

This is what I imagine clubbing in Salt Lake City is like

[melonmemes]

[bob-belcher]

[illuzion-z]

[ruffbuff]

[sailormoonandtheprettyguardians]

[gayavatarstyle]

Aang, forming the Gaang: I need the best possible teachers of water-, earth- and firebending if I’m going to be ready to face the Fire Lord when the comet comes

Korra, forming the Krew: I need a beautiful genius girlfriend and a pair of just the SEXIEST himbos

[popepauljohn]

[beeboy078-deactivated20181221]

This is the Jeweled Dick of Truth. Reblog and you’ll have good sex for life.

[chrisevansfuckbuddy]

can’t risk it

[bigbeefybuddies]

[sailor-moon-rei]

by  kath_lobo

[crowswritetoo]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Small your dick

Unsmall your dick

Your dick

Bad

[frottinq]

There’s a spell to small your dick but not to unsmall it???

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

What do you think this is? Marvel? Actions have consequences

[deactivated-blog]

every time i see the word peonies without context

[spacemancharisma]

I MAY NOT KNOW MY FLOWERS

BUT I KNOW A

BITCH

WHEN I SEE ONE

[navajolovesdestiel]

This is a marigold:

This is a peony:

[renthebarbarian]

And this is a bitch

[midtown-metropolitan]

[bonatovada666-deactivated202401]

[biyaself]