[thetattedstoner]

[vacantvisionary]

“you cannot fuck osmosis jones” has the same meter as “i do not like green eggs and ham”. someone get on this mashup, stat.

[aprilwitching-deactivated201808]

you cannot fuck osmosis jones

you cannot fuck him over phones

you cannot fuck him in real life

you can’t tag-team him with your wife

you cannot fuck him, that’s absurd–

he’s fictional, and he’s a germ

no matter what you might suppose

you just can’t fuck osmosis jones!

i’m sorry, dude, i wrecked your plan–

but you can’t fuck him, sam-i-am

[01sentencereviews]

aesthetic: dana scully typing on her desktop by candlelight

[the-future-now-deactivated20170]

Wait, does rapper B.o.B. really think the Earth is flat — or is he trolling us?

After claiming to have watched Felix Baumgartner’s famous Red Bull Stratos jump from the edge of space, recording artist B.o.B is furiously tweeting everything science says about the Earth being round is a total lie. Why is he doing this? We have an idea.

Follow @the-future-now​

[micdotcom]

Update: Neil deGrasse Tyson has joined the fray to lay the scientific smackdown on B.o.B.

Tyson sent the rapper multiple tweets disproving him and then things got personal.

[micdotcom]

Update: This feud is getting weirder and weirder. B.o.B released a new track “Flatline” on Monday, that takes a few shots at Neil deGrasse Tyson. “Aye, Neil Tyson need to loosen up his vest,” the rapper spits. “They’ll probably write that man one hell of a check.”

And then Tyson fired back with a diss track of his own. Really.

The astrophysicist enlisted the help of his nephew Stephen J. Tyson, who is apparently a rapper. Tyson delivers the facts at B.o.B. over a Drake beat.

[beautilation]

[joeveix]

[chaostrology]

the signs as cats

aries:

taurus:

gemini:

cancer:

leo:

virgo:

libra:

scorpio:

sagittarius:

capricorn:

aquarius:

pisces:

[ruinedchildhood]

[only1600kids]

McDonald’s Trip

[trueromantic-deactivated2022031]

how fascinating imo i love this

[trueromantic-deactivated2022031]

n this is beyonce’s 

[iamhannalashay]

my boyfriend king-jsmoove thought it would be a good idea to record my hair in slo-mo. 🌻🌻🌻

[curriedgoat]

This is so satisfying

[best-of-memes]

[pillgoth-deactivated20160502]

[noddingthehellout-deactivated20]

Matthew like “Can you believe this shit?”

[dear-moon-94]

[togifs]

[gabrieldreyfuss]

[riverofmolecules]

Transgender woman arrested at trans rights demonstration

Scuffle with police led to woman's arrest at protest calling attention to transgender mistreatment

Metropolitan Police Department (MPD) officers arrested a transgender woman on Wednesday evening during a protest in which a number of transgender women and their allies blocked a major intersection in the District’s Columbia Heights neighborhood.

In an ironic twist, organizers said they held the demonstration in part to call attention to mistreatment of transgender individuals, particularly at the hands of law enforcement.

The protest was one of several actions planned during Transgender Awareness Week, in the run-up to the Transgender Day of Remembrance, the annual event held on Nov. 20 that commemorates individuals lost to anti-transgender violence.

Video taken by the National LGBTQ Task Force shows transgender woman Jes Grobman, one of the co-organizers of the event who is affiliated with DC Trans Power, being yanked forward and dragged away, first by one and then two officers, pressed up against a police car, handcuffed, and escorted away. Witnesses say that just prior to the video being shot, the arresting officer had pushed Grobman.

[sexistentialisms]

This is my dear friend Jes. She is out and safe now, so everyone knows.

[antifa-chaos-witch-deactivated2]

Jes is my partner. She was held in prison overnight and for much of the next day, where she was severely mistreated by police. Charges of assaulting a police officer have been dropped, but she still faces charges for failure to obey a traffic order. She was finally released late yesterday (11/19/15) afternoon.

I’ve never been this angry in my life. Watching them throw her to ground and drag her away is undoubtedly the worst thing I have ever witnessed. I spent the evening of her arrest with other trans activists, meeting with police, trying to do everything we could to get her released that night. We were told different things by different officers, including DC’s LGBT police liaison, who was condescending and kept citing the MPD’s efforts to “improve their relationship with the LGBT community.” (Officer, don’t fucking talk to me about your good reputation when the person I love has just been violently arrested.) I have a suspicion that police intentionally gave us misleading information to make us leave them alone for the night.

I didn’t sleep that night. I spent the night on a friend’s couch, running through every possible way this nightmare could get worse. I had no idea where Jes had been taken. We heard she was taken to a hospital to receive a medication that couldn’t be administered at the station, and late that night I got a call from her father saying they’d notified him that she’d been released from the hospital. They didn’t tell him where she’d been taken. I didn’t know where she was or whether she was safe.

We got to court early the next morning. The earliest time we’d been given was 8:30 AM. When we arrived, we were told 1. Jes’s mother had found a lawyer, and through him we found out that Jes hadn’t eaten or had her medication in over 24 hours. We heard first that she was facing misdemeanor charges for assaulting an officer, then that the charges had been dropped and she’d be released sometime after 2PM. 2PM passed. 3PM passed. A few of us went into the hall in the back corner of the building’s basement to stare down the entrance to the holding cells where Jes was being kept. Finally, we got word that she’d been brought into the courtroom, charged with disobeying the officer. She was released after that.

I’m home with her right now. I can see how deeply traumatized the experience has left her. I can’t talk about what happened to her while they had her, for legal reasons, but she was definitely mistreated. I’ve never been this angry before, ever. I’m even more driven to keep organizing; I refuse to be intimidated, even when police arrest us and endanger us for speaking up. I don’t want another queer/trans person to be treated like this, ever again. Fuck cops. Fuck the police state.