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Hello lovely lurkers, my name is Vagrant and if I were an animal I'd probably be an eel. There's not much more to say about me that's not in my bio-thingy up top.

But I will put this out here now because I can't believe I have to: If you hate anyone because of their race/religion/gender/sexuality/disability/mental illness, don't bother talking to me. There's a lot of pacifist millennial "wisdom" or personal history I could elaborate with but, eh, I'm going back to brooding my life away.

~ Vagrant 💜

#introductory post #minors dni #minors do not interact #bigots will be blocked #and I will move on with my own sad little life #also I am childfree #I hate kids

My Best Friend's Girl by The Cars is peak Twyde.

#I've been back on a South Park fixation for the first time in years and for some reason my autistic brain keeps looping back to this 1 thing #creek is forever disgusting otp but I just love the tasty yummy dynamic of cheating on your significant other with their best friend #twyde #creek #rarepair #cheating kink #yes I am a Tweek multishipper #Tweek just deserves all the dick mkay #reminder: never cheat irl it is a slimy and scummy thing to do

We got fucking minions during the olympic opening ceremony but no Oggy and the Cockroaches? I'm pissed.

#shitpost #somewhat #french animation is alive and well and you chose to put MINIONS on your global stage #and they ditched the Mona Lisa in the river I'm so done #somebody really just sold their soul and the soul of Leonardo da Vinci to promote Despicable Me 4 #oggy and the cockroaches #oggy et les cafards #paris 2024 #minions #I am asexual but I am prepared to suck dick to see the minions disappear forever #fucking drop a nuke on them do it now I want to see them shrivel into raisins from the radiation

Entirely stolen from this.

🦎(standing on a balcony on the 🏡): Hey, Encanto, I've got a very special announcement! My prima 🦋's going to have a baby!

The townspeople: 🤩🤩🤩 🥳🥳🥳

🦎: I'm gonna be a dad! I'M GOING TO BE A DAD!

Literally everyone: ...

#shitpost #camimira #they're all ready to dis him for such an inappropriate prank until they realise he's not joking #he's just really happy about being a dad in case you can't tell #and letting everyone know he fucked his cousin good #madrigalcest #pro-ship #proshipping

Pagan Min and Scar from The Lion King should fuck.

#shitpost #I had one of the worst days of my life yesterday #and I haven't slept right in days because back pain #I need fun therapy rn #far cry 4 #the lion king #pagan min #tlk scar #evil queens

Have you ever consumed media that you don't really care about just for a ship?

Yes!

No.

Voting ended onJul 18, 2024

My curiosity has been piqued and I have a sudden urge to know if I'm the only one who's done this...

#maybe a tv show?#or a video game?#the rest of the dish is bad or meh but your ship is still a whole flavour #shipping poll #pro-ship #proshipping

Inspired by this:

🦋(having already had 10 kids with 🦎): Mom, papi, I'm pregnant again!

🐝💙: ...

🐝: How many this time?

🦋: Uh, just the one, I think.

💙: Oh, thank god...

#shitpost #camimira #madrigalcest #pro-ship #proshipping #breeding kink #meanwhile in the next room 🦎 is telling his parents and ☔ couldn't be happier to have another grandkid #and 🌦️ couldn't be more done #🌦️ has probably had several mental breakdowns at this point #and 🏡 is running out of gifts to give the kids #spoiler: they're still going to make at least one more baby

I doubt I even care about Oggy and the Cockroaches anymore. But on occasion, I still find myself thinking about how fruity these two were.

#oggy and the cockroaches #disgusting gay bugs #gay #shipping #this show had a special place in my heart as a kid and into my teens it just brought me comfort okay #I guess this also counts as possible incest since it's sometimes implied that they're related #pro-ship #potential problematic ship #also did you know that a roach penis is called an aedeagus?#you do now #markyjoey #joeymarky

miasmat

"The river runs to you.

Through desert, dust and you

Still owe me something; more than this.

The road that leads to you,

As long as it is cruel.

The rust and bones and trees and stones and truth."

vagrantcallisto

I still lose my shit over how good this is every time I see it. 💜

#I only played this for the first time in 2022 #and even then I thought yeah pagan has some... issues... that need addressing #far cry 4 #pagan min #ajay ghale #pajay #fan art #far cry 4 is the best far cry #vagrant does video games

Currently thinking about (some of) the variations of Camilo meeting the graphic novel version.

Movie!Camilo🦎: I performed a mating dance for 🦋 and I gaze at her 'cause she is the most special woman on the planet. 😍

Double Surprise!Camilo 🎁: I physically have to be up in 🦋's personal space or I will die.

Tall Tales!Camilo 🎭: Yes, 🦋 and I are married and 🐆 is our son. Why do you ask?

Graphic Novel!Camilo ☣️: No wonder she didn't get a gift!

.

🦎🎁🎭: Dude, you suck.

#shitpost #camimira #apparently he's like that because in the beta stages he was supposed to be a dick to her so they just used that dynamic here?#pro-ship #graphic novel Camilo is a watered-down 🐍

themountainsays-deactivated2025

Guyssss please COME ON they had them do this next to their parents their parents who are married their parents who are commited in a romantic relationship their parents who are holding each other Like That like you CANNOT tell me Isabela isn't the clingy girlfriend type evidence: her clinging to her girlfriend-sister in the image above

vagrantcallisto

You cannot cannot cannot tell me that 🌵 doesn't cuddle 💪 like a giant teddy bear every night.

#luisabela #madrigalcest #the beauty and the brawn #botany princess climbs her tall queen like a tree #and they're in love your honour #I like to think that they got swept up in the magic of the moment #just like 🦎 with 🦋

Married couple energy.

Later...

#camimira #dumb idiot teen parents #couple argument to mum-dad solidarity #madrigalcest #bottom right panel is 🦋 wondering why she married this idiot

WHAT THE FUCK???

#camimira #someone who works on the didney comics ships them #100%#yeah that's a totally normal thing to say to your cousin #even without my shipping glasses on this is really sus #credits to sarahsindara on twitter for this one btw #madrigalcest

rotlunatik

Ship que me pidieron allá en el feis 😎✌🏾

vagrantcallisto

These two are a blasphemously underrated ship. 💪🌵

Seriously, this is probably the only fan art I've seen of these two, so thank you, dear artist, for your pioneering work! 💜

#luisabela #the beauty and the brawn #madrigalcest

oopsispilled

vagrantcallisto

I think this might be one of my favourite intro sequences to anything. It is literally just a counter ticking back to 10,000 BCE with some time-period background noises and it sets the atmosphere perfectly. Minimalism done right.

#far cry primal #far cry primal intro #minimalism #vagrant does video games

I want to see the goat from Disney's Wish die so bad.

#disney's wish #I'm being... semi-unironic with this #he is one of 100 reasons why I will never pay to watch this movie #I hate that stupid dumb irritating little animal so much #turn him into a nice slow-roasted sunday dinner #and make a nice leather jacket from his hide #no people I'm just having fun I don't want anyone sending me gore art of this character #vagrant talks movies

cheebuss

BEAST MASTER HUNT

vagrantcallisto

These are so great! Always awesome to see fanart of Far Cry Primal. It's such an underrated game. 💜

The amount of times I got mobbed by those damn wolves...

#far cry primal #far cry fanart #great scar bear #bloodfang sabretooth #snowblood wolf #I love this game #vagrant does video games #tw: blood

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