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*Logging on for the first time in 4 years*
anxiety: imagine if [horrible thing] happened and you died
depression: IMAGINE🎉🎉🎉IF🎈🎈😍😍[HORRIBLE THING]🎉🎊🎊🎊HAPPENED👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻AND✨🎉🎉YOU🎈✨🎊🎊DIED😍👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
all text and layout by me
and to clarify: i’m well aware that the women of tumblr are more than capable of speaking for themselves.
my hope was merely to take what I understand about their plight,
and present it in a concise/humorous fashion with the hope of getting that message to more people.
-RG
ok so funny story if you read the notes/comments on this you’d think i cured fucking cancer
seriously though…. thanks guys =)
Me: wow I’m so gay Me: how can someone be this gay Me: girls are so hot Me: I’m very fucking gay Me: the gayest of all Me: girls girls girls Me: gay is my middle name Me: gay af Me: *is actually bisexual*
there’s just no reason for dinosaurs to be so omnipresent in educational media other than collective agreement that they’re fucking cool
feminism never taught me to hate men but it did help me realize that i shouldn’t prioritize them over women & it turns out that alot of men consider that to be hatred lmao.
So if you were in a room with two prisoners; a man and a woman, you’d never met, and the gender neutral soldier with the big gun told you to kill one of them, you’d automatically shoot the man?
tag yourselves I’m the gender neutral soldier
i cannot tell you how many times this EXACT situation has happened to me
In light of Pride month, I would like to give a big ol FUCK YOU to straight couples who use dating sites to pick up bi women for their ugly sexual fantasies.
Another huge FUCK YOU to women who don’t want to be with bi men because they believe they are inherently gay
Another FUCK YOU to people who say bi women in relationships with men “have been straight all along”
If there’s too many white people I get nervous, you know?
Get out (2017)
kitchen nightmares is just gordon ramsay going to restaurants and yelling “damn bitch you live like this?”
me when astrology doesnt match my personality: this is liberal hippie trash and honestly, I am the one who decides what kind of person I am, not some con artist trying to make a quick buck
me when astrology matches my personality: this is honestly so scary, i can literally feel the planets aligning and I am one with the earth, moon and the stars *grabs handful of dirt for no reason*
If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars
Need my $10
Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work
I aint risking it.
10 10 10
Always reblog money cat
fall out boy could actually hit me across the face with a 50 pound weight and it still wouldn’t hit me as hard as disloyal order of water buffaloes did when i first heard it
Can we talk about how Hairspray is a story where a not-conventionally-attractive girl gets the hot guy in the end without having to Become “Pretty.” Because we need more stories like that.
It’s also story about breaking down the barriers of racism which we also need more of.
And it’s about nice hair and cheesy dance moves, more things we need more of
It’s a movie where John Travolta plays a chic, which we need more of
No. We don’t need more of men in roles which should have gone to plus size women.
Actually, the role was written as a man playing a woman because it’s a pantomime technique so it’s not like the movie purposely discriminated, It was literally just written that way and it’s probably one of my favourite comedic techniques.
Actually, the role was written as a man playing a woman because in the original Hairspray movie the role was played by Divine, a radical and influential plus-size drag queen. It is in honor of that original casting and in Divine’s memory that more recent stage and movie adaptations of Hairspray have continued to cast Mrs. Turnblad as a man in drag.
get rekt lmao
Directors: So Tony Stark is this suave, charming business man and we have 18 fine Armani suits for you to choose from in order to properly portray that look.
RDJ: Okay but what about this cat t-shirt I bought at target three months ago,
Directors:
Directors: *softly* …holy shit ur right
a goofy movie: a touching commentary on the strained relationship between a young boy and a father who, having lost his beloved wife more than 10 years ago, struggles to accept that his son is growing up. the more he desperately tries to keep max close, the more max pulls away as he yearns for independence - yet he secretly takes comfort in knowing that his loving father will always be there the moment he wants to go home.
an extremely goofy movie: max does some sick kickflips and finds out he’s gay
my favorite thing is when people from your high school who got married at 20 and have three kids at 22 post shit like “living with your significant other isn’t all fun it’s constant fighting and discomfort and never being happy! constant misery is natural and expected don’t get your hopes up! buy these pyramid scheme beauty products btw”