nope.

[urbnite]

[voguely]

[iloveyousincethefirstlook]

[variouslengthsofwire]

@emperorsfoot

[catchymemes]

[suitelikechocolate]

[tea-cuts-and-bruises]

me but I never even leave the home

[miridai]

[roseoilz]

“what the demon under my bed sees”

[thethingsifindfunny]

Why is this so funny

[bettydraperlookingpissed]

[goldkat-g0negrey-deactivated201]

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

[mediocrepresident]

YES

[fortangel]

No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!

So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”

Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.

[trilllizard666]

Confidence Helps

[advanced-procrastination]

Me, walking into FBI Headquarters:

“Name’s Burt Macklin, I work here now.”

[throughtimeandstarlight]

[teenscoolest]

follow teenscoolest for more!

[teuer]

[tiktoks-we-like]

[toastbutteregg]

why are dogs so cute someone explain

[hogwartsninenine]

[cursedcatimages]

[ampervadasz]

[evagoblin]

tryna relax during an anxiety attack