School's out!

It ain't The Vaikes fault that he's better lookin', smarter, stronger, 'n all around better than everyone else, right?

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------ "Y'wanna know why it's so hard for Teach to find his axe? Turns out it's hard t'see the ground when yer try'na look past the Vaike's massive pecs."

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Where is my axe!?

[filiusregis-blog]

"Of course! Half of obtaining knowledge is to share it with others. Especially seeing as you refer to yourself as Teach. So, teach me. I’m interested to hear your opinion on those classic literary works."

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---- "The Vaike is thinkin' that he heard someone callin' for him, so he's gonna run. Er-- Bye!"

[filiusregis-blog]

"I think The Vaike’s supreme noggin has been out in the sun for a bit too long. How about you try telling me about one of those books you read? I’m fascinated—enlighten me, oh splendiferous fated rival of mine." 

[vaikeinator]

 ---- "Er-- 'xplain tha book to yah? That's what yer askin' me tah do?"

[vaikeinator]

epitomizingperfection replied to your post:

And which of those two are you?

[vaikeinator]

---- "There's two kinds'a Shepards:

 Th'ones that accidentally walk int'ah the bathing tent.

                                       'n the ones that 'accidentally' walk into the bathing tent."

[filiusregis-blog]

"Mm, hm…whatever you say, Vaike. Regardless, it’s good to see you. It’s been awfully quiet, what with you ‘observing’ and all that. How has that learning been going for you, hm?"

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                         ---- "Yer sayin' that like The Vaike isn't totally edumated. D'ya want me tah prove it? I c'n tell yah ALL about good books, like, er-- King of the Flies, 'n Romena and Julius. 'm edumated. Miriel ev'n said so, if y'wanna ask her about The Vaike's SUPREME noggin."

[filiusregis-blog]

"And just when I thought we were going to have to send out a search party looking for you."

[vaikeinator]

                ---- "Whoa whoa whoa there, bud. The Vaike is sensin' a lil' bit o'miscommunication between us. Why'd y'look for Teach when he's been here the whole time? J's... observin'. Learnin' stuff."

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---- For the sake of his reputation, let's all agree that Vaike's unexplained absence was totally planned and on purpose, and not the fault of him oversleeping and missing the camp movement. 

[amarollin]

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—[ ✪ ] Cue the raucous applause.