raise_hell;

❛ — God created woman and woman created sin. [ indie rp blog. ]

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{ + kovotojas, theskirtedenigma, xninths, vaistotaa }

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                  ❝Hey there.❞

[vaistotaa]

❝ -- What do you want? ❞

[dangcrsarchive-blog]

❝ No, I’m almost positive it’s the broken air conditioner. ❞ 

[vaistotaa]

That wasn't the kind of response she was expecting nor what she wanted. ❝ Well, shit, okay. Fix it then, my vagina's starting to sweat. ❞ 

[creatortyler-blog]

Fun with me huh? -a goofy grin adorn the features of his face, only making his ears stick out more from beneath his hat- The only fun I manage is breaking shit, calling girls bitches and kicking my friends in the nuts. If you’re down with that then we can kick it anytime. You know, golf shit.

[vaistotaa]

Looks like I've got more in common with you than I do with the bitches back at home. ( `she finds a snort getting caught in her nostrils. ) Okay big guy, add getting shitfaced and I'll waste a night with you. 

[timidetas]

vaistotaa

Well, this was odd. Someone she didn’t recognise in the slightest—and here Clara was thinking she’d met everyone in Storybrooke. “Uh, hey! I don’t believe we’ve met?”

[vaistotaa]

Lost and confused, like a stray canine wandering foreign streets. She couldn't recall what she did last, her mind was empty, like a blank canvas. Oh well, she'd have to put her musings on hiatus because it looks like she's got company.

❝ Doubt it -- Where the hell am I? ❞

[vaistotaa]

great another one. >_>

❝ Another what? Bad bitch? -- You bet your ass. ❞

[vaistotaa]

lemme holla at captain america there AHSKJAKSJAKSHAK

[vaistotaa]

➡ 2 ;

[justtheshield]

Steve watched as she never looked away from the device in her hands, then presumed he’d buy her a drink. ” I don’t drink. ” He spoke and paused, he was baiting her to look up. ” But my parents raised me as a gentleman, so I guess that guy will be me. “

[vaistotaa]

A man who doesn't drink, what a rare encounter. Curious as to what type of male he was, her eyes flicker up, taking in his appearance. Clean cut, healthy build, surprisingly good looking. Suddenly, she's interested in him but she won't let it show. ❝ Whatever, you can just watch me drink then. ❞ 

[vaistotaa]

[ youngvolcvnoes ]

❝ Is it hot in here or is it just me? It's most likely the latter, don't you agree? ❞ 

[vaistotaa]

[ Indie rp blog for Madison Montgomery. Follow & plot. ]

[vaistotaa]

➡ 2 ;

[ infiierno ] : [ justtheshield ]

❝ So.... ❞ she begins, gaze never drifting from her phone as it seems to be more interesting than the two males before her. ❝ Which one of you boys will be doing the honor of buying me a drink? ❞

[vaistotaa]

❝ How the fuck did I end up in Korea? Land of the tiny dicks, great. ❞

[seaquell]

- What do you expect to get with that dress? - Laid.

[sojiku-blog]

Zap me with your witchy powers then. Turn me into a frog or somethin’.

[vaistotaa]

I'll pass, it's not worth the effort. 

[sojiku-blog]

do you really

[vaistotaa]

Yes. Oh so much.

[parkcyeols-deactivated20140807]

casts a spell to make your dick smaller

I’m already asian. … So, my dick might as well be nonexistent now….. :///

[vaistotaa]

Hi, do you speak asian?

❝ Stop, stop, stop. I can’t understand what kind of ching chong shit you’re spitting. — Ugh, can I get a goddamn translator for Kim Jongil over here? ❞

[vaistotaa]

New muse.