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Some call me Valerie, but most call me Val. I'm your average gay 22 year old just trying to figure out what the fuck even is life.

[eggsaladstain]

actual footage of my brain overthinking everything

[twodotsknowwhy]

Reminder that Rahul is a literal nuclear physicist

[lambily-deactivated20200702]

Everything is embarrassing literally everything is embarrassing

[wernerwartzhog]

[twitblr]

[howdy]

this was done well

[fixedyourmeme]

[thetrippytrip]

“why is wonder woman even so important???”

me:

Wonder Woman teaching young girls about feminism. Superheroes is not only for boys. Young girls finally has representation. Its so important

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[amortizing]

[tankaramo]

me, making a phone call: god i hope they don’t answer

[inzayned]

when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like

[kuntsuragi]

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

[juniorjewel]

bitch im in bed right now!! how did you know!!

[heejinpilled]

reblog if ur in bed

[moxis]

job interview: we need HAPPY, MOTIVATED people!!

my depressed ass:

[what-is-this-i-dont-even]

It’s the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer

[baby-dahlia]

Here’s the thing about being pro choice that people don’t get… You don’t have to morally agree with abortion to be pro choice. That’s why it’s not called pro abortion. It’s an understanding that you can’t make that choice for someone else and they have full control over that not you. It’s pro I’m not the boss of everyone else.

[lotrlocked]

This is important.

[kaaaaayleexx]

my exact feelings on this subject.

[seedy]

do you ever just want to flush yourself down the toilet because u realise u are a piece of shit

[hexxedcasper]

I remember when you came to me that one day, so upset because you thought you messed up. I tried assuring you that you were strong and life was just a bitch to you; which you didn’t deserve. But you didn’t let me comfort you, and now I’m wondering if that’s a good or bad thing. I loved you, I loved you more than anything. And some days I miss you more than others, I never really thought I’d love you this much I guess. And you’re never gonna know this bc you’re probably happy with someone else and my name hasn’t crossed your mind in months. I won’t forget you, I’ll always miss you; I just won’t talk about it anymore.