Valentine's Art Blog...OF DOOOOMMM

*coughs* title says it all...

[valentinesartblogofdoom]

me making decisions in video games: *thoroughly researches consequences, reads multiple walkthroughs, explores every other course of action in detail*

me making decisions in real life: well what's the worse that could happen

[positivedoodles]

[wittyandcharming]

THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.

[fernacular]

[somefancyname-deactivated201702]

THE BEST FEELINGS IN THE WORLD.

HOT SHOWERS.

THE FIRST BITE OF A MEAL WHEN YOU ARE REALLY HUNGRY.

TIGHT HUGS.

CRAWLING INTO BED AFTER A LONG DAY.

FOREHEAD KISSES.

WAKING UP IN THE MORNING AND ACTUALLY FEELING LIKE YOU HAD ENOUGH SLEEP. 

[ignitetheliight]

[zacharonyandcheese]

[meanplastic-deactivated20140215]

straight sex is so weird

[human]

android users be like 

[wendigogh]

iphone users be like

[ruinedchildhood]

android users be like 

[sailrmoon]

[briannathestrange-deactivated20]

I JUST GOT THIS

[magdellain]

OKAY OKAY OKAY I KNOW THERE ARE SO MANY FANDOMS STARTING NOW, LIKE THE SINK FANDOM AND THE TREEHOUSE FANDOM AND THE BLANKET FORT FANDOM, BUT YOU ARE ALL MISSING ONE. 

SECRET 

FREAKIN’

ROOMS

LIKE

PEOPLE

BUILD ROOMS

WITHIN ROOMS

BUT THEY AREN’T LIMITED TO INSIDE THE HOME

THAT’S RIGHT

THERE ARE SECRET ROOMS FOR CARS

HONESTLY THOUGH

YOU EITHER LIKE SECRET ROOMS

OR YOU’RE WRONG

[frostied-deactivated20150114]

maybe Jesus was gay the whole time and was actually saying “ah, men”

[sleepofficial-deactivated201606]

STOP I SHOULD NOT BE LAUGHING

[batou]

At the groceries store

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

[lucalrio-deactivated20150405]

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

[valentinesartblogofdoom]

Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.

Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.

Guy: Well...yeah.

Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you

[valentinesartblogofdoom]

My visit to get screened for cancer:

Nurse: "Sorry your boyfriend couldn't wait for you in the waiting room, it makes women feel uncomfortable."

Me: "He wasn't my boyfriend and I don't see how it would make them uncomfortable, but that's my opinion. He was here for moral support. I understood, and so does he."

Nurse: "So he's your...."

Me: "Friend."

Nurse: (During the question asking) "How many sexual partners have you had?"

Me: "11."

Nurse: "How old were you when you first became sexually active?"

Me: "....Loaded question but....14, I guess."

Nurse: "You're sexually active, then."

Me: "Well....I guess...but..."

Nurse: "How many times have you been pregnant?"

Me: "Uh. 0."

Nurse: "O...kayy...-Checks 'condoms' as my preferred use of birth control-"

Me: "I don't use condoms. Or take birth control."

Nurse: "Then how do you avoid getting pregnant?"

Me: "With homosexuality."

Nurse:

Me:

Nurse:

Me: "I fuck girls."

[okiedokoro]

Life is beautiful and no one will ever take this away from me

[oe9]

LOOK WHAT MY CHEM TEACHER PUT ON MY TEST

[metradell-vyorei-deactivated202]

Suuuuuuure. 

[pocketmexican-deactivated201409]

NO TEACHER WRITES LIKE THAt

[oe9]

THIS IS MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER NOW STOP CALLING BS 

[oe9]

[oe9]

hes showing this post to all his classes now

[herimperialnootness-deactivated]

first time a silly post is actually legit omfg

[cosmicwizdom]

[kushandwizdom]

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