Professional Nico Kinnie

Call me Chaotic // He/Him // Minor

[valentinoknives]

Don’t screenshot and repost my content (even if you credit me)

If you do this, I will slap you through the screen

About me-

Call me Chaotic

https://en.pronouns.page/@valentinokk

Minor

He/Him

Dumb and queer

Nico di Angelo is my best friend

Fandoms: percy jackson, marvel (especially deadpool, spider-man, and daredevil), what we do in the shadows, our flag means death

i really like mitski

[queerbennyweir]

[ricepisspee]

im gonna start a band specifically to start a romance within it that then ruins the band

[teething-possum]

Why

[ricepisspee]

feel like im hot enough to pull it off

[vampiremother]

@valentinoknives

[valentinoknives]

yes wife

[aroaceleovaldez]

one of my favorite solangelo headcanons is that Will Solace is actually really into the macabre, cause yknow, he’s a medic! He literally signed up to see blood & guts, he doesn’t mind it. He thinks it’s really interesting. And part of the reason why he’s so fixated on Nico is because he presumes that Nico is like, the one singular guy he can actually talk to about bones who won’t get creeped out by it.

Ensue miscommunication of Nico assuming that Will only sees him as The Death Guy™ because he won’t stop talking about skeletons to him and he’s all mopey about it. Meanwhile Will is frantically googling “is dissecting cadavers together a cute date idea” and keeps trying to flirt by throwing medical compliments at Nico

[alexedturner]

#BisexualsAgainstHarryStyles

[chronicallyadhd]

in honor of finishing community

[daddyxanax574]

Are you implyin to me that a shramp managed to frah this rice? It's preposterous! But it intrigues meh so.

[animentality]

[saba-ody]

*benoit blanc voice* now that is just amazing, mister kira, but you seem to be a lot less bright then i musta thought... we're only broadcasting this program to the kanto region of japan.

[didnt-want-to-be-a-halfblood]

I want so, so badly for Will to be wildly, insanely good at using a gun. Like a "are you sure you're not a child of Ares" good. Make it just a weird combo of Apollo's bow & arrow dexterity and being raised in Texas that makes it possible. Sure, Will isn't even good at using a bow and arrow, but how else can anyone explain how his aim is so accurate?

Then we find out the only reason we haven't seen him with a gun so far is during his first year Chiron banned him from guns because he kept doing more and more elaborate "trick shots" and multiple people complained about almost getting hit

[e91techninja]

They are boyfriends

[pjo-hoo-toa-freakazoid]

Billiam shoelace’s gonna commit sm crimes 👏🏼

Based on @leo-aroace-valdez ‘s post

[langernameohnebedeutung]

...do little German boy meme enthusiasts even know that our reblog button looks like this-

[spaceboytoy]

I could be the joker to your society

[jesuschristismylordandsaviour-d]

Au where, Camp Jupiter and Camp halfblood have a custody battle over who Nico stays with after Blood of Olympus

[high-fructose-porn-syrup]

"We can't just separate him from his boyfriend!"

"We also can't separate him from his sister, so whaddya gonna do here?"

[fixing-bad-posts]

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Notes about trans men

trans men are so sexy

trans men r men, regardless of the statusor type of their transition (always b cool)

trans men may reclaim the slurs that are used against them

boys

Submitted by @autisticfordprefect

[wolvesandhoundshowltogether]

uterus: Guurl, you’re ❌NOT❌ pregnant🎉💃

me hunched over in agony: This… could have been… an email