daddyxanax_

five goombas in a trench coat/ they/them / twitter: @daddyxanax_

[daddyxanax574]

South US neopronouns, call that y'all/yell

[onedirectionforever]

“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

[onedirectionforever]

turns out i am gay

[monsieurenjlolras]

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

[mywitchcultblr]

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

[adreamthatsworthkeeping]

[thebirdkiwi]

he was a llama

[lastoneout]

why do people on the internet know so much about the epic of gilgamesh

[multishipperpirateking]

[ldioticisland-deactivated202401]

[effemimaniac]

(choose your own adventure)

get high and think of me (erotic version)

get high and think of me (scary version)

get high and think of me (erotic AND scary version)

[polyphonetic]

if we both get high enough can we each remotely erotically scare the other

[effemimaniac]

this is actually how wizard battles on the astral plane work

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[magic letter floats into ur vision] girl i am trying to sexually scare you

[daddyxanax574]

Are you implyin to me that a shramp managed to frah this rice? It's preposterous! But it intrigues meh so.

[horrorlesbians]

normalize hand tattoos for people with boring, normal careers 2023

[obestriddbifftomat]

Very hot of her

[28dayslater]

Trampolines are so fucking stupid like ooh look at me I can jump high. Worthless creation

[gimmickbird-deactivated20231221]

[daddyxanax574]

Dating a short guy is cool until you're walking down the street and he gets snatched by a bird of prey :(

[cikero]

I be sleeping in the master chief position

[cikero]

[crtter]

[daddyxanax574]

ethel cain gotta be one of my favourite cryptids

[daddyxanax574]

if you're cold, i'm cold, put me in your mouth

[fishgummy]

your boyfriend is so small he fell into the saxophone and we played him. Sorry

[effemimaniac]

ALT

[protoindoeuropean]

yet there is old persian cuneiform in the background, hmhah

[effemimaniac]

I just liked the mouthfeel of saying “ancient sumerian cuneiform” better, but old persian was the first good pic I found. I’m sorry for spreading misinformation about historical linguistics, big naturals gandalf

[protoindoeuropean]

its ok

vašna aʰuramazdāhaʰ manā *pastānā pạrnā vazạrkā=cā vahištā=cā haⁿtiy va-ša-na a-u-ra-ma-za-da-a-ha ma-na-a pa-sa-ta-a-na-a pa-ra-na-a va-za-ra-ka-a=ca-a va-ha-i-ša-ta-a=ca-a ha-ta-i-ya 𐎺𐏁𐎴 𐎠𐎢𐎼𐎶𐏀𐎭𐎠𐏃 𐎶𐎴𐎠 𐎱𐎿𐎫𐎠𐎴𐎠 𐎱𐎼𐎴𐎠 𐎺𐏀𐎼𐎣𐎠𐎨𐎠 𐎺𐏃𐎡𐏁𐎫𐎠𐎨𐎠 𐏃𐎫𐎡𐎹

“By the grace of Ahuramazda, my breasts are full, grand, the best.”

[effemimaniac]

[kunosoura]

these two images echoing back and forth in my brain

[daddyxanax574]

christian memorabilia??? oh you mean ethel cain merch

[aletheyass]

my favorite thing about goncharov is that it feels like a movie it feels like a real like you know go to the theater film movie

[meanmisscharles]