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Edit: I still don't know how to use Tumblr.

[adjustedoddsratio]

hey guys, god is dead

[sixthrock]

you fool… that IS god

[valetoadstool]

cómo se usa esto

[woifiecindy]

[surprisebitch]

omg

[timeaway]

[girthakitt-blog]

current emotions

[molgera-deactivated20220202]

*asks mom if she can buy something for me in september*

“no christmas is coming”

[killachainz-deactivated20121102]

[rubywings]

This is the tale of Kanye West, who is snuggled in his Kanye Nest, having himself a Kanye Rest, for he must be at his Kanye Best, before he’s off on a Kanye Quest, where he’ll be put to the Kanye Test, in hopes to retrieve the Kanye Chest that is distinctly marked with the Kanye Crest, He shall return to the Kanye Nest and have himself a Kanye Fest, where he will welcome many Kanye Guests, but first he must be rid of Kanye Pests, before he can put on his Kanye Vest and dance at the party with such Kanye Zest.

That’s Kanye Messed up

[confirmance]

attitude is like kanye and feelings are like drake

[dont-bother-pls]

Joey’s Logic.

[slapsacks]

me: *one headphone doesn’t work properly*

me: *twists headphone cord around arm, folds it in half, pinches cord jack, drapes cord carefully on lap, hunches over, and holds it against ear*

headphone: *works*

me: ah perfect

[jewghoul]

When you work at Lush and customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese

[bransidhe-deactivated20201122]

this happens way more frequently than you think, i assure you

[stygianzinogre]

Well if you frickers stopped literally presenting soap as deli food maybe it wouldnt happen?

[jewghoul]

who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese

[one-million-cats]

who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese

[kanyuzugu-deactivated20160506]

[valetoadstool]

I don't get this Tumblr thing... Help.

[dionnelips]

When I get excited about something my friend has no interest in.

[sprousetwinsblog]

Walkthrough by Cole Sprouse

[brittany-murphy]

[yodiscrepo]

[rlmjob]

okay but this one is all too real

[marlek]

the first infomercial ad that makes sense

[valetoadstool]

So damn true

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