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Just saw this on Daily Mail:

Skippy, can I remain anonymous? I just saw someone on the DM comments section defending MM and demanding in all caps for ANYONE to NAME ONE THING MM has done to offend them. And then the following was posted in the replies:

“Wearing a 75k engagement dress, while announcing she was going to be taxpayer funded for the rest of her life; announcing her pregnancy at Eugenie’s wedding; refusing the Queen’s doctors because they weren’t “female” which is sexist; refusing to show baby Archie to the taxpayers who paid for him and his birth; merching 500k earrings against the rules in Fiji; spending 1 million on her first year’s wardrobe (Kate’s first year was 35k); inviting only one family member to her wedding; ostracizing her own father because he was using the press EXACTLY like she was; ending her marriage by posting her rings to her then husband; dating PH while still with Corey; abandoning her dogs; spending 2.8 million of taxpayer money on renovations and then refusing to live in the UK; saying she’s “surviving, not thriving” in one of the poorest country in Africa hours after meeting victims of actual r a p e; lying about paying for her own education when she says in HER blog that her dad paid.“

“Losing twelve staff in twelve months due to her behavior; merching baby Archie in a paid H&M ad against the rules, after crying “privacy”; lying about her labor and delivery times; refusing to name godparents; having a 500k baby shower and sending her used flowers to terminally ill children with suppressed immune systems (who can’t be around fresh flowers; I know, I used to be one); having multiple financial ties to the Clintons while claiming to be “horrified” at PA, even though they both have JE connections; setting up her “Royal Foundation” as an LLC to draw a salary from; changing her historic engagement ring after less than a year of marriage because it wasn’t bling enough; using the royal helicopter pilot to fetch her snacks like a delivery service; laughing in a mosque and having her hair and arms largely uncovered; appearing on public engagements dressed disrespectfully with visible sweat stains, dirty shoes and price tags showing; keeping many rows of seats empty at Wimbledon.“

"Leaving her young baby to go to the US Tennis Open; then turning around and leaving him to go to Italy; refusing to take Archie to Balmoral to see the Queen because it was "too far”, then turning around and taking him to Africa; asking for voice over work at a royal engagement at the Lion King premiere (thanks, PH for outing that one); openly promoting her friends’ clothing lines; setting up Meghan’s Mirror to sell items she’s worn through (they’ve admitted she’s involved); not showing baby Archie to his own grandfather; repeatedly refusing to follow royal protocol (clothing colors, no tights, no hat in the Queen’s presence, jeans at Wimbledon); shaming the public for wanting photos of her at tennis (turns out they actually didn’t), but calling paps for her so-called “private” appearances; making political statements as a member of the RF. Take your pick, I could keep going.“

🤣 Just, wow.

Thank you!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

springbrad

Don’t ever played victim Meghan. The people have enough of your narcissistic evil behavior.👺👺☠️☠️☠️

fullbananabouquet-posts-deactiv

Oh, do shut up! Putting a disclaimer on your blog/posts of it being “speculation” does NOT give you right to spread vile lies/rumors. it still makes makes you a horrible person. I’m no lawyer, but I would love to see even just one of you nasty “megxiter” sued for spreading your garbage. It would serve you all right.

now this makes my day...thank you 🙏🙏🙏 What are you scared of, sugar???

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

valkyrie-dz

So stupid 😂😂 #simpnation

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This is why i laugh so much when people complain that they aged down aunt may cuz like… they didn’t actually really? she is a reasonable age? marisa tomei just happens to actually be a vampire

hugintheraven

She’s not even a vampire. She’s in shape, sure, but she’s not ripped, she has age lines you can see in closeups, overall she looks perfectly reasonable for a woman in her 50s with professional makeup. We’re just so used to women not existing in movies unless they’re 20 or 70 that we can’t even recognize 50.

Isn't it wise loving someone They telling lies, they get insulted I'm not wise, I believe what you tell them for me I believed you, I believe you, I believe A love that explodes convulsing your body Your only hand extending in the deep Try then walking away on a bridge To nowhere, to nowhere, to no one Try to explain why you've changed I don't think I'll understand A love that explodes convulsing your body Your only hand extending in the deep Try then walking away on a bridge To nowhere, to nowhere, to no one Try to explain why you've changed I don't think I'll understand Try to explain why you're leaving I don't think I'll understand I heard the billionth voice, the voice of endless complexity There were no bearings, I heard them, they were me

Eh.

For my Mackbert.

josephskeery

My mom just sent me this video without any context??

revpoppins

I’m deceased

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valkyrie-dz

My goat

Because I can't share on instagram

#the flaming lips #are you a hypnotist?

weloveshortvideos

this is the cutest video ive seen today

keepya-head-up

I dun knooo

thetime-ishere-deactivated20180

His little glasses and little accent and little voice awwwwwwwwww

cleothegoldfish

Batman did it. Like he was sticking with that lie 😂😂😂

bitchfromtheseventhhell

“where is arya?” catelyn sounds tired. she asks the question too frequently. their second daughter has a penchant for running about, coming to table with leaves in her hair and with grubby knees. it’s not so much a question as a habit.

ned gets to his feet. he knows that catelyn’s question, or habit, or whatever it is, is a command as well. find your daughter, ned. because ned, alone of anyone in the castle, has a way for finding arya.

he goes out into the bailey and closes his eyes for a moment. he imagines laughter–lya riding her horse around the yard, ben not holding his shield high enough. it hurt less to remember lya like that–when she was a little girl still, and wild like a wolf, always on horseback…

he opens his eyes. the stables, he decides today. it seems as likely a place as any to find his wayward daughter. she was about the same age that lya had been when she’d started to ride horses. even if father had tried to restrict her, she was always sneaking into the stables and out the other end on the back of a pony, or a horse. she’d have an apple and a smile for hodor, and there wasn’t a thing that the stableboys would deny her.

when arya learns to ride, i’d best keep an eye on her, he thinks, and the flash of amusement that accompanies the thought turns sour. elsewise she’ll ride away from me and not come back. he doesn’t want to think of that yet. she’s only a girl.

“what are you doing?” he asks when he finds her in the stable. she’s still very small, coming not even to his hip, and he knows catelyn will groan at the state of her hem when she comes inside.

“i just like looking at them,” arya says. “they’re sweet.” she chews her lip, and her eyes are far away. “friendly.”

“aye. there are some mean ones out there, but we’ve only got friendly horses at winterfell.” he crouches down, eyes narrowing slightly. her eyes are red and puffy and there are dried tearstains on her face.

“what are these?” he asks her gently, cupping her cheek in his hands. arya’s come back to them with scrapes on her knees and elbows and eyes alight with excitement. she’s tripped and sprained ankles and bruised bones, but he’s not once seen her cry.

tears well in her eyes again. “it’s nothing,” she lies, chewing her lip again.

“arya stark,” he says, trying to sound stern, but he can’t–not now, not truly. he takes her in his arms instead as she cries again. “my sweet girl. my lovely sweet girl.”

arya hiccups, and he kisses her forehead. “dry those tears. have you tricked hullen or hodor into letting you ride a pony already, or have you saved that for me?”

arya sniffles for a moment, then his words seem to hit her. “ride?” she breathes, as if hardly daring to believe it.

“aye,” he says. “a proper northern girl should be at ease on a horse.”

“i thought i was too young!” she is positively alight with joy at the prospect of it, and that alone is enough to set ned’s mind at ease. whatever had brought tears to her face is fully forgotten at the prospect of being allowed on horseback.

“you probably are,” he says. “but i expect i’ll always think that. it’s time.” and he picks her up and tucks her underneath one arm the way that brandon always used to carry lya and arya’s giggle sounds so like lya’s his heart freezes for a moment. she’s not gone, not truly. not if arya laughs her laugh. and he vows then and there, his daughter tucked under his arm that he’ll protect lya’s laugh as truly as he protect’s lya’s secret.

“hullen,” he calls, “i’ll need a pony.”

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Cryptid Profile: Teddy Roosevelt and Bigfoot

Almost everyone born in the United States recognizes the man pictured above. That is the 26th President of the United States of America, Theodore Roosevelt. For those who have studied him, they will know that besides being the President, he was also the former New York City police commissioner, a Nobel Peace Prize recipient, a boxer, an author, a frequent skinny dipper, and the very definition of an outdoorsman. But what many people don’t know, is that Teddy Roosevelt has a direct link to Bigfoot.

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