BANANA

Literally a fucking banana

[qjel-01]

Error

[faecaribou]

The Jims are just domesticated Heehoos and I will fight anyone over this

[emittthehuman]

The way I physically could not comprehend what he said the first time he said it my whole world just flipped on its head and I am but a fool among this ocean of chaos

[markiplier]

heh

[toothcereal]

markiplier fandom is so funny they be like “I was SO excited to see West Montgomery” and they post a picture and it’s literally just markiplier in a different hat

[markiplier]

U right.

But sometimes it’s a REALLY nice hat.

[amethystw0nder]

Lady appreciation post

[markiplier]

This is amazing!

[cheekabeeeka]

WMLW But Every Time We Cut To Warfstache The Afro Gets Bigger

inspired by @pigeon-latte who made me giggle with the idea so here we are

[markiplier]

Genius

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[teapotsahoy]

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

[furiousfran]

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

[ifitaintbaroque]

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

[rosegardenmassacre-deactivated2]

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

[prettyyinpunk]

Plate. 

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

[in3ffable-husbands-deactivated2]

Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-

[ragingbookdragon-deactivated201]

How you gonna do us like that bruh???

[mysukisilentdeath]

ITS BACK

[ivory-reverie]

M U S H R O O M

[bill-nye-official-blog]

en garde

[fangcore]

i guess this is the long post all the gays are collectively reblogging today huh

[l0s3r-g0r3-d3s7r0y4]

Idk how to work it on mobile which makes me sad

[chimera-off-the-string]

This this fucking terrible thing just killed me

I was just scrolling and my friend asked why I was dying and i just had shown them this.

They are scared of me i think

[icarus-suraki]

The one time the internet is expected to make dicks, the internet immediately makes everything except dicks.

[lady-raziel]

an exchange that probably happened at some point

[smolfoxbab]

In Space with Markiplier meme collection (P4)

[vendingmachineoflove]

me: oh, it's like a callback to date thats kinda coo-

mark: did someone order a large pizza?

me:

[fischyplier]

Something about the night changing

[paradoxnexus]

JSHDGFHJGSDHJFHGJ

[fear-is-nameless]

What if Who Killed Markiplier? was a choose your own adventure?

Bonus;

I wonder if everything still would have happened if we never went to Markiplier Manor?

[markiplier]

No lie, this was the early idea for that show but much more like a FMV game. Big inspirations were the Nancy Drew games but obviously idea evolved to fit what we could do at the time.

[beppobop]

In Space With Markiplier is so unique. Everytime you watch it, it’s something different. It’s something new, magical, unexplainably good!

[communityfireextinguisher]

anyone else obsessed with the end credits song

[meanya]

In Space With Markiplier Spoilers Without Context

[thedgeofsleep]

the multiverse is littered with the corpses of your failures.