Valkyrie059

[thelastjacki]

remember last year where straight men got kind for 5 minutes when superman came out? imma do that when supergirl comes out but I'm gonna have less hope and want to fly into the closest sun to scream because if I do hear I'll destroy everything around me. I will be running from my past and trying to escape whats tied to my name. I will love my dog more than the humans I know. I will take the bus. but I also will be kinda and strong and compassionate and all

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[valkyrie059]

Im led through what I can handle. Which apparently is a lot for the average bear.

[valkyrie059]

Never felt more adult than sitting half-dressed on my bed for work. Cold coffee in hand, and the blare of a classical music song as I wait for my bank to pick up my call.

Bonus points: it’s gloomy outside!

[valkyrie059]

Yo so nobody told me NOT to watch Steel Magnolias, to my surprise it’s the exact same way my momma died. Is this fucking play about us?

[valkyrie059]

Unfortunately my mercy prevails against my wrath

[valkyrie059]

No because freshly washed hair is the enemy

[bearsatdafair5]

The optimism feels fake, like some artificial honey dripping from my sharp teeth.

My tongue sweet but with a bitter taste if you examine it too long.

I don’t realize how much it sticks, till my fingers stick when the bear comes around.

[hazynbabyblue]

done with dating apps. if you look like him, come in through the window it’s always open.

[valkyrie059]

Crying over the Artemis ll again tonight over a bowl of ramen

[valkyrie059]

Greatest thing about adulting is that I can watch Lego Batman in the shower and nobody can stop me

[valkyrie059]

Ngl Kristoff from Frozen is THE standard

[valkyrie059]

Not struggling anymore this week, just listened to “Go The Distance” from Hercules. I’m good now guys don’t worry

[valkyrie059]

I hate when people look sad when you talk about a dead parent. Like bro I just told you a goofy ass story, get that facial expression out of here before I slap it off tf

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[cutemysteriousgirl12]

[riotd]

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything