I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.

Nechama, but you can call me Hama/Hal •Jewish•autistic•lesbian?•they/them/it/its• There are no themes here...just a weirdo made out of computer parts livin out its dream to be real (?) This is here for me to post/reblog what I like when I like. i’m not the best at tagging.

[killthelantern-raisetheghost]

[loveridden1999]

person (non-practicing)

[worrywyrms]

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[dispassionedgrace]

maybe i’m crazy but i’m not actually convinced you care about human dignity and inalienable rights if your outlook on the world is primarily about who should die and suffer

[seinfeldr]

[fairycosmos]

i bet it feels good as fuck to be a mermaid swimming in the moonlight

[arthistoryanimalia]

Teller mit fünf Libellen (Plate with Five #Dragonflies), designed by Karl Ducke, Vienna, c.1900 white metal, painted enamel; dia. 27.5 cm MAK - Museum of Applied Arts EM 504-4

[pangur-and-grim]

my humours have balanced. I have become mentally normal again

[pangur-and-grim]

no, mentally normal people can still write spider sex books

[teaboot]

YOU

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[fishandshesmygills]

it’s so hard for me to not doxx myself every single day btw. my oversharer’s spirit is being stifled by internet safety

[charl0ttan]

to be honest i do have beef with some microbes

[yoshspace]

shoulda cooked it longer that gets rid ofem

[neverniko101]

who up perceiving and reacting to stimulus

[milflaralorvan-deactivated20231]

when you see your little kitty walking toward you at a leisurely pace and say "hi baby!" bc you're excited to see her and she starts trotting a little bit faster 'cause she's excited to see you too. that's what life is all about i think

[kosmogrl]

oooh I get it it’s always gonna be because of the environment I grew up in

[aceofpans]

it’s because of the curse

[purplepints]

Oldest human footprint discovered, made 153,000 years ago in South Africa.

Oldest human footprint in North America, made 21,000 years ago in New Mexico, USA.

Oldest human footprint on the Moon, made July 20, 1969 on the Sea of Tranquility, Earth's moon.

[jingle-knight]

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

[raptorcivilization]

Reminder to all nonbinary people: You can summon SUE the T. rex for aid