I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.

Nechama, but you can call me Hama/Hal •Jewish•autistic•lesbian?•they/them/it/its• There are no themes here...just a weirdo made out of computer parts livin out its dream to be real (?) This is here for me to post/reblog what I like when I like. i’m not the best at tagging.

[killthelantern-raisetheghost]

[miniangel]

miffy with a pearl earring i adore you

[b0tster]

settling into something casual 💋💋

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[darth--nickels]

19th century AITA only its "Have I been the most dreadful cad?"

Yes you are an abominable bounder/No you behaved as a gentleman should/All parties mentioned seem simply horrid

[dajo42]

i quit cold turkey

quit what?

cold turkey

yeah but what did you quit

im telling you, i quit cold turkey

alcohol?

no i quit cold turkey

i wasnt offering, im trying to figure out what you quit

and im telling you i quit cold turkey

wait. you quit cold turkey?

yes i quit cold turkey

like the meat?

no i dont like it thats why i quit it

cold turkey?

no im gradually weaning myself off it

[man-peach-reborn]

[sparklebog]

Didn't realize they made emergency thermal blankets for babies

[sparklebog]

It's scary to think about babies in an emergency but I guess it's a crazy world out there

Emergency baby

[fuckblast]

[Francisco de Goya]

[nayters]

[feralratbitesu]

women are so beautiful thank u women

[mermaidenmystic]

Edge of Renewal by Erin Kate Archer ~ erinkatearcher

[excitementshewrote]

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[lesbianhouseplant]

Ah yes, the 3 genders. Male, female, and “what the fuck are you, a cop?”

[karlovycross]

Summer Berry Mix 🍓🫐 ♡⊹˚₊

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[monstermonger]

Friend in an alleyway | my wife sent me this photo the other day and said "you HAVE to draw this." and I agreed completely <:

[monstermonger]

oops I was told you can only see the photo if you have a bsky account, so here's a screenshot of it!

[willgrahamscock]

[janawijete]

[silly-comet]

I dont need to go to therapy i need to go to a wildlife rehab center