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heyyyalll35-deactivated20210325

“Can I copy your homework?”

“Yeah. Just make sure it doesn’t look the same.”

hey,

um.

oh

Don’t like that.

LOVE WINS 💕

I hate you

dog encounters

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bulbasaur-propaganda

What if Grass and Fire Pokemon swapped types?

Artist: esasi8794 / Twitter

kradeiz

The artist has done a few more swaps like Water and Electric

and Normal and Dark

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murhuedur

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whitepeopletwitter

shittymoviedetails

In Up (2009), Violet Parr, from The Incredibles (2004), makes a cameo appearance.

mikachu1122

veinitas

me when i see a cat: CAT! cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

lurknomoar-deactivated20151109

Fun fact: when I see cute animals, I forget English and automatically revert to my native Hungarian. I don’t know what bystanders make of me, reciting guttural gibberish to rabbits.

quizzicalqueek

But the real question is, what are you SAYING to the rabbits? Is it ‘RABBIT! rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit bunny bunny bunny awww cute bunnyyyyy’?

lurknomoar-deactivated20151109

Well, I usually say the Hungarian equivalent of ‘bun bun bun lil bun look at your tiny spoon-shaped ears awww bun brave little lawnmower bun’, but sometimes I say ‘hey rabbits, my sister’s gonna go to med school’ because I think everyone should know.

littlegaywitch

I live in Japan, and I always revert to English to talk to small animals, and I was cooing at this tiny little fluff machine of a puppy in baby english like “hello you’re so cute such a cute hello hello yess you’re good” and the 70 year old Japanese lady that was walking him started to *translate the baby talk english into Japanese* for her pup. She wanted to be sure he understood it too.

sindri42

https://xkcd.com/231/

wind-voice

ACCURATE.

eileenthedeafdog

I was at a pet store with Eileen. A woman walked up to us and asked if she could pet her. Eileen’s collar has ‘Deaf Dog’ embroidered on it. The lady asked about it, I confirmed, yes, she’s deaf. The lady immediately switched to American Sign Language and asked her how was her day, was she being a good girl, she’s so pretty. Eileen is wagging her tail excitedly, knowing that someone is talking to her.