Husband!Jamie loves you and your surprises! ۶ৎ
Jamie knew you like the back of his hand.
He knew which song you put on repeat when you were upset but too stubborn to admit it. He knew you hated when your hands got cold so you had no choice but to reach out for his. He even remembered the job you swore you’d have when you were eight.
So it was almost insulting that you thought he wouldn’t notice the way your thighs shut when he called you “annoying”.
The way your teeth caught your lips and the way the air shifted before you mumbled a “sorry”.
It baffled him even more that you thought he wouldn’t notice how you started to purposely get on his nerves.
How you would purposefully misbehave in public just to feel his tight grip on your arm as he scolded you for being a “annoying whore.”
How you would laugh a little too hard at his friends when they were over just to see his expression tighten as he called you a slut.
It shocked him how deliberate you were, how you would constantly push his buttons just to get something—anything out of him.
How you’d apologize so sweetly afterwards, a pout forming on your lips as your hole clenched around nothing.
It surprised him really, the way you’d bite your lip when he threatened to make a mess out of you before forming a pout like he hurt your feelings.
Even the way you’d whimper when he threatened to hit you for just being so aggravating.
It surprised him how quickly you’d hide the shift in your legs and a whimper on the verge of spilling out of your throat behind a trembling apology and a carefully crafted frown.
It surprised Husband!Jamie even more how he’d get a boner from it every time.
You surprised him.
And maybe that’s why he loved you as much as he did.
- a/n: i know this is so ooc of jamie but in my imagination jamie would do anything to make me happy even if it’s being mean and abusing me 🥹😓.











