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[1i73-deactivated20221021]

you think they got goth girls on other planets? 🤔

[earthdad]

NASA doesn’t want us to know about them

[tehawesome]

[sirartwork]

wait

[theonion]

[straightwhiteboyproblems]

I met a white guy once. Maybe you know him?

yeah I know him

[vampieweeps-blog]

list of excellent things that capitalism has brought us:

hamburger helper mixtape

not much else

[super-wolves-blog]

[meaningsofthestars]

Me w ppl I don’t have a crush on: babe, baby, hun, dear, love, light of my life Me w ppl I have a crush on: pleased to make your acquaintance good sir, my good colleague.

[loreofcardigan]

we’re going to have to come up with some different acronyms

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

we are aries first and people second

[skrotchevo]

[spookybearghost]

left: all stats into attack right: all stats into defense

[diishii]

Unstoppable force meets an immovable object

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

yall really wasting time sleeping with people from tumblr instead of learning brazilian jiu jitsu? wild

[web1995]

the above image, while working well enough standalone, actually requires quite a bit of context, unlike many posts on this site. it is a screenshot of the sexy characters category page on the parody wiki, which is a site for articles about crossovers, spoofs, and parody scripts written in wiki-page format. it seems to function as a type of fanfiction and creative writing space, and to be curated informally. anyway, of the characters above, soleil spacebot is the only one that seemed totally unrecognizable 

clicking her parody wiki page is where things begin to get truly strange 

Soleil Spacebot is one the main characters in Nelvana’s 1986 Animated Television Series, The Spacebots. She is the eldest of three sisters and has a crush on Sam Spacebot.

this information seems reasonable enough, and like it might be about an obscure but existing cartoon. soleils page has some basic information about her and some miscellaneous, confusing crossover information, like every page on the parody wiki. it lists her in various other categories, including “capable characters” and characters who are 19. at the time of beginning this post (early 2017), there were three drawings of her, with a similar style, and no screenshots. 

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batgrant replied to your post: the absolute most scathing insult u could say 4...

thanks for sharing

just trying to put my lit degree to good use xoxo

[vampieweeps-blog]

the absolute most scathing insult u could say 4 someone who is doing something u disapprove of is “ur so brave.” hear me out. no vulgarity, no reference to religion, brief & to the point. at first glance it seems like throwaway small talk commentary but the tone with which it is said (usually the same with which one speaks to a child) implies almost draconian belittlement

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ithinkibrokeit replied to your post: ithinkibrokeit replied to your post hello is...

that is exactly what i would do we’d have to take some glamor shots afterward just to mark the occasion

WE HAVE A DEAL 

[respectfulmemes]

[vampieweeps-blog]

gothleaningprep replied to your post: hello is anyone out there & willing to gel up my...

I’m astral projecting into your bathroom as we speak let’s do this

IMPRESSIVE but what im most curious about is how you managed to astral project into a form taller than the real you