vampire

Dracula is stereotypical

[vampire-offical]

Ooh, another vampire. Hello! I’m uh, a bit of a weirder vampire though.

@some-raccoon-guy

Hello! Normal doesn't exist. Weird is cool.

[yesornopolls]

to all the vampires out there, can you tell if someone has drank grapefruit juice when you drink their blood?

To all the vampires out there, can you tell if someone has drank grapefruit juice when you drink their blood?

Yes

No

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Voting ended onJul 15

[vampire-offical]

It really sucks when people realize you're a vampire and are like "Ohhh dont hurt me oeeoe". I wasn't planning on it??? If I was going to, I would have before you had reason to suspect it???

[superlesbianvampire-offical]

Relatable! I wanna make bread in the woods, not suck human blood. It's not even that good!

[vampire-offical]

I also enjoy baking!

[vampire-offical]

Oh wow! Another fellow vampire! It sure is nice to meet you! Would you like some bread?

:)

@superlesbianvampire-offical

That'd be awesome!

[vampire-offical]

It really sucks when people realize you're a vampire and are like "Ohhh dont hurt me oeeoe". I wasn't planning on it??? If I was going to, I would have before you had reason to suspect it???

[asexual-offical]

I curse you so you can’t ever tasted garlic again the curse shall be lifted when you convince a vampire to eat garlic bread

@voice-of-lies

*gasp* oh no

@vampire-offical, you want to try this very innocent looking veggie 🧄 (I promise it won’t taste bad)

[vampire-offical]

I know what garlic is :/

Anyways. HAND OVER THE GARLIC BREAD, I MAY BE OUT OF MY ALLERGY MEDICINE BUT I REALLY WANT SOME RIGHT NOW. I'LL PUT SOME ALOE ON THE BURN LATER.

[satan-offical]

What's a vampires favorite food? :)

[vampire-offical]

I'm a fan of pasta and garlic bread

[satan-offical]

What's a vampires favorite food? :)

[satan-offical]

You.

[vampire-offical]

This is racism.

[satan-offical]

What's a vampires favorite food? :)

[vampire-offical]

I'm a fan of pasta and garlic bread

[vampire-offical]

hi, do you want some G A R L I C B R E A D ? ? ?

-@garlic-bread-supremacy-offical

Sure! I mean, technically I'm allergic to garlic bread, but i can deal with it. I have an epi pen. It doesn't do anything because im dead, but G A R L I C B R E A D

[garlic-bread-offical]

here you go <3

[vampire-offical]

:D

[vampire-offical]

hi, do you want some G A R L I C B R E A D ? ? ?

-@garlic-bread-supremacy-offical

Sure! I mean, technically I'm allergic to garlic bread, but i can deal with it. I have an epi pen. It doesn't do anything because im dead, but G A R L I C B R E A D

[vampire-offical]

how come u don't have a banner/pfp? u can do it by going to blog settings, it's a lil button u can see on ur blog next to ur ask box and follow options :3

I keep on forgetting... Too busy trying to get people to STOP BEING RACIST AND DISCRIMINATING AGAINST ME BECAUSE OF MY SPECIES

[mockingbird-sys-sideblog]

h-hi, Officalverse.

Uhm, my name is Avid? And I use he/him pronounced

Im a big strong monster hunter! I'll be here to raise awareness for, uh, vampires and whatnot. Vampire awareness. Yeah.

Make sure to eat your garlic and carry silver and a wooden stake wherever you go. I don't care who you are or what your morals are, protect yourself from the creatures of the night. Believe me, please... Im telling the truth. Vampires are heartless monsters and theyre EVERYWHERE.

tags to make raise vampire awareness: @jellyfish-offical @cryptid-offical @bubble-official @offical-offical @victorian-child-offical @man-offical @little-sister-offical @alien-offical @homosexuality-offical @satan-offical @cactus-offical

Ooc: Mod time!!

Yea, its @i-am-a-fox AGAIN. (I've got like 10 officals now 😭)

The hyperfixation commands me. And Avid is just so fun to torture!! Rah. They/Them, as you know. also, hopefully I get motivation to continue WTO, but I've got none right now and the hyperfixation do be bringing weird feels.

Basic DNI (p3d0s, h0m0ph0b3s, MAGA, etc)

[little-sister-offical]

@vampire-official

[mockingbird-sys-sideblog]

exCUSE ME?? Uhhhhhh there are real vampires in this Verse??? I knew it!!! We need to prepare and keep ourselves safe. >_<

[little-sister-offical]

@vampire-offical

[vampire-offical]

This is racism :/

[mockingbird-sys-sideblog]

AAAA

uhh I mean

Get back! Im a strong monster hunter!

And im pretty sure vampires can be any race!

[vampire-offical]

Yeah but dude, you're trying to kill me just because of what I am :/ this is either racism or homophobia, but its somr sort of bigotry:/

[mockingbird-sys-sideblog]

h-hi, Officalverse.

Uhm, my name is Avid? And I use he/him pronounced

Im a big strong monster hunter! I'll be here to raise awareness for, uh, vampires and whatnot. Vampire awareness. Yeah.

Make sure to eat your garlic and carry silver and a wooden stake wherever you go. I don't care who you are or what your morals are, protect yourself from the creatures of the night. Believe me, please... Im telling the truth. Vampires are heartless monsters and theyre EVERYWHERE.

tags to make raise vampire awareness: @jellyfish-offical @cryptid-offical @bubble-official @offical-offical @victorian-child-offical @man-offical @little-sister-offical @alien-offical @homosexuality-offical @satan-offical @cactus-offical

Ooc: Mod time!!

Yea, its @i-am-a-fox AGAIN. (I've got like 10 officals now 😭)

The hyperfixation commands me. And Avid is just so fun to torture!! Rah. They/Them, as you know. also, hopefully I get motivation to continue WTO, but I've got none right now and the hyperfixation do be bringing weird feels.

Basic DNI (p3d0s, h0m0ph0b3s, MAGA, etc)

[little-sister-offical]

@vampire-official

[mockingbird-sys-sideblog]

exCUSE ME?? Uhhhhhh there are real vampires in this Verse??? I knew it!!! We need to prepare and keep ourselves safe. >_<

[little-sister-offical]

@vampire-offical

[vampire-offical]

This is racism :/

[vampire-offical]

FOR WHY??

I am afraid I don't know what you mean?

[vampire-offical]

can you bite me so I can become a vampire twink?

@twink-offical

I'll think about it?

[vampire-offical]

wow