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@superlesbianvampire-offical
it is doppelsnager time
Welcome to the officsnailverse :)
Thank you! I am honored to have fanart of me!
boiled some chicken fetus encased in calcium.
I need to get a list of all the queer officals (who I haven’t snailed) possible so that the queers get their snail for pride
i'm confused and queer asf
funny enough your already on my snailing list for the day
dam. really that obvious? /silly /j
I'm here, I'm queer, and I grasp the horror of my immortality. All my girlfriends will die one day unless they become a vampire. My true self will errode over time as my brain forgets and forgets. One day I will travel among the stars, earth a long-forgotten memory. One day these stars will fade too.
I want as many officalverse blogs to reblog this post as possible
intro post
I am a divorced man, plain and simple- I mostly mourn my past relationship and give advice for moving on
I use he/him pronouns and enjoy helping others
Will always accept asks, in hopes of helping!
Ex-partner: @loudspeaker-offical
Hello! I also lost my romantic partner. Well, she died actually...
Anyways, I hope you have a good day!
So...just checking
are any of you guys vampires
yes
no
im not but my buddy is
im not but my enemy is
I know a vampire...
A super lesbian vampire one might say
@superlesbianvampire-offical
I yearn for a woman... I miss my girlfriend
Look! A beautiful flower I found! I love growing flowers!
so scary to get a notification to this blog. what if a real officalverse found me
Boo! I found you!
Hehe
INTRO POST
Greetings mortals. I am a lesbian and a vampire, made obvious by the blog name. I also have telekinesis. Don't worry, I don't take blood from humans. I have a bunch of livestock for my blood needs.
Standard vampire powers and weaknesses apply. Feel free to drop by my cottage, especially if you're a lesbian. (Bat form, immortality, blood sucking, garlic, stakes, holy water)
I am not a human. It is insulting you think I am one of those pathetic dh'oine.
hey……. Being human is a-okay. Especially since the only difference between elves and humans is pointy ears and sometimes magic
That is not the only difference. Aen Elle are taller, more intelligent, and are far superior to your species.
Bet
what’s 48 squared
48 squared is 2304. Did you seriously doubt the Aen Elle's abilities?
Yk being bad at maths really isn’t paying off right now. Uh. Where in the body is the humorous
In the upper arm. I know this because if I break a bone, I will need to know what bone it is so my mages can determine what would be the most efficient way to heal it. Not that it matters at the moment.
I hate being stupid
uhhhhhhhh…
Ykw yeah humans do kinda suck. We caused climate change. And some of us are British or French.
You see? I have been right about you humans being inferior and impractical all this time. You finally understand.
I do probably know stuff you don’t, but that’s just because of autism. And uh. Evil Pineapple.
Perhaps. But I assure you, my species is more intelligent, as I have proven.
IM LITERALLY A CHILD
A child? No wonder you are incredibly annoying.
siiiigh this is homophobic and transphobic actually
Does it look like I care?
yes actually
I will say that one thing the humans are good at is gay fanfiction. I am eternally grateful that ao3 exists.
But do keep in mind @eredin-offical that this child is not fully developed.
:)
Do any of you want bread?
I made a bunch of bread! Who wants some?
Hehe, offical sona
Good morning! Would you like some bread?
:)
@superlesbianvampire-offical
I WOULD FUCKING LOVE SOME BREAD!!! I AM SO HUNGRY!!!!
I JUST SPENT AN HOUR AND A HALF AT THE GYM I AM STARVED FROM FLAPPING MY WINGS SO MUCH.
*gives you a loaf of bread*
Woa another lesbian vampire? Already?
Yes! I was already a lesbian but then I got bitten by a vampire. Unfortunately my girlfriend died of the plague a few decades later, but I also inherited her cottage but also she's dead...
I'm like only 70 but I'm stuck with my 30 year old body which is really weird.
Now the telekinesis part, that's a long story...
INTRO POST
Greetings mortals. I am a lesbian and a vampire, made obvious by the blog name. I also have telekinesis. Don't worry, I don't take blood from humans. I have a bunch of livestock for my blood needs.
Standard vampire powers and weaknesses apply. Feel free to drop by my cottage, especially if you're a lesbian. (Bat form, immortality, blood sucking, garlic, stakes, holy water)
I am not a human. It is insulting you think I am one of those pathetic dh'oine.
Hmmm... Noted!
INTRO POST
Greetings mortals. I am a lesbian and a vampire, made obvious by the blog name. I also have telekinesis. Don't worry, I don't take blood from humans. I have a bunch of livestock for my blood needs.
Standard vampire powers and weaknesses apply. Feel free to drop by my cottage, especially if you're a lesbian. (Bat form, immortality, blood sucking, garlic, stakes, holy water)