A lesbian who sucks blood and has superpowers

[superlesbianvampire-offical]

it is doppelsnager time

Welcome to the officsnailverse :)

Thank you! I am honored to have fanart of me!

[niktokof]

boiled some chicken fetus encased in calcium.

[snail-offical]

I need to get a list of all the queer officals (who I haven’t snailed) possible so that the queers get their snail for pride

[goose-offical]

i'm confused and queer asf

[snail-offical]

funny enough your already on my snailing list for the day

[goose-offical]

dam. really that obvious? /silly /j

[superlesbianvampire-offical]

I'm here, I'm queer, and I grasp the horror of my immortality. All my girlfriends will die one day unless they become a vampire. My true self will errode over time as my brain forgets and forgets. One day I will travel among the stars, earth a long-forgotten memory. One day these stars will fade too.

[d3rlord3-kisser]

I want as many officalverse blogs to reblog this post as possible

[divorced-man-offical]

intro post

I am a divorced man, plain and simple- I mostly mourn my past relationship and give advice for moving on

I use he/him pronouns and enjoy helping others

Will always accept asks, in hopes of helping!

Ex-partner: @loudspeaker-offical

Yet another gimmick blog ran by @outofcharacter-official

the gimmick this time is that the man is aroace who misses the comfort of having a relationship but doesn’t actually like the romantic or sexual aspects bc he is egg.

tags I’ll be using:

just another day of divorce- my tag

advice from man- advice from Greg

moving on- literally anything but moving on

the good old days- actually moving on

Greg says- answering asks

more to be added Mayhaps

I will definitely be editing this later

[superlesbianvampire-offical]

Hello! I also lost my romantic partner. Well, she died actually...

Anyways, I hope you have a good day!

[iron-manoffical]

So...just checking

are any of you guys vampires

yes

no

im not but my buddy is

im not but my enemy is

Voting ended onJun 14

[raventhecrispyreblogs-offical]

I know a vampire...

A super lesbian vampire one might say

@superlesbianvampire-offical

[superlesbianvampire-offical]

Hii!

[superlesbianvampire-offical]

I yearn for a woman... I miss my girlfriend

[superlesbianvampire-offical]

Look! A beautiful flower I found! I love growing flowers!

[dirt-offical]

so scary to get a notification to this blog. what if a real officalverse found me

[superlesbianvampire-offical]

Boo! I found you!

Hehe

[superlesbianvampire-offical]

INTRO POST

Greetings mortals. I am a lesbian and a vampire, made obvious by the blog name. I also have telekinesis. Don't worry, I don't take blood from humans. I have a bunch of livestock for my blood needs.

Standard vampire powers and weaknesses apply. Feel free to drop by my cottage, especially if you're a lesbian. (Bat form, immortality, blood sucking, garlic, stakes, holy water)

@nug-offical @ashelf66 @yoursleepdemon @orangesystem @eggman-eggpire-offical @appo777yon @redhotandchilly @fay-offical @light-offical @silly-big-sandifyer-frog @bra1n-offical @dat-solider @did-you-know-offical @days-without-ai-ads-offical @lilalienz4ever @being-offical @commerical-break-offical@cupheadreincarnatedofficial @h2o-offical @jetix @teapotsofficalyup @definitely-ao3-offical @copilot-offical @momoka-angelz @ur-least-favorite-gal-offical @imjustthereformyfandoms07 @trashkidofficial @confusedfroggirl @sparrowlesbianism @wyvern-iguess @plinnkplonk @averageviolaplayer@not-linkachu @pavement-offical @neutral-offical @evil-neutral-offical @gayblooper @engineering-offical @rockshitty @but-will-it-be-famous @inkedmyths @peteyswife @spawn-sys @jirai-offical @sleepy-1128-sodazz @damsel-understresss @alternas-navigation-system @silly-little-frog-frog-offical @real-woman-offical @alcmaeon-offical @rainbowtrouts-offical @mrevilvillainplotman-offical @physicfox12 @boredom-oficial @uterus-stealer-offical @gus-offical @grisha-offical @genyasafin-detector-offical @kinkajou-offical @b0red-artist-13-offical @trans-cousin-officaln @evil-pukicho-real-offical @caine-offical2 @evil-lemon-shark-offical @eredin-offical @breadcrumb-offical @the-second-wolf-official @poetry-official @drop-bear-offical @snom-offical @francuim-offical @blood-god-offical @evil-no-one-offical @orphanage-for-officals @walmart-job-certificate-offical @catlovet-offical @ouppy-offical @whimsical-stars-strung @experiment-offical @cenovis-official @

[eredin-offical]

I am not a human. It is insulting you think I am one of those pathetic dh'oine.

[sw0ape4ter]

hey……. Being human is a-okay. Especially since the only difference between elves and humans is pointy ears and sometimes magic

[eredin-offical]

That is not the only difference. Aen Elle are taller, more intelligent, and are far superior to your species.

[sw0ape4ter]

Bet

what’s 48 squared

[eredin-offical]

48 squared is 2304. Did you seriously doubt the Aen Elle's abilities?

[sw0ape4ter]

Yk being bad at maths really isn’t paying off right now. Uh. Where in the body is the humorous

[eredin-offical]

In the upper arm. I know this because if I break a bone, I will need to know what bone it is so my mages can determine what would be the most efficient way to heal it. Not that it matters at the moment.

[sw0ape4ter]

I hate being stupid

uhhhhhhhh…

Ykw yeah humans do kinda suck. We caused climate change. And some of us are British or French.

[eredin-offical]

You see? I have been right about you humans being inferior and impractical all this time. You finally understand.

[sw0ape4ter]

I do probably know stuff you don’t, but that’s just because of autism. And uh. Evil Pineapple.

[eredin-offical]

Perhaps. But I assure you, my species is more intelligent, as I have proven.

[sw0ape4ter]

IM LITERALLY A CHILD

[eredin-offical]

A child? No wonder you are incredibly annoying.

[sw0ape4ter]

siiiigh this is homophobic and transphobic actually

[eredin-offical]

Does it look like I care?

[sw0ape4ter]

yes actually

[superlesbianvampire-offical]

I will say that one thing the humans are good at is gay fanfiction. I am eternally grateful that ao3 exists.

But do keep in mind @eredin-offical that this child is not fully developed.

:)

Do any of you want bread?

[superlesbianvampire-offical]

I made a bunch of bread! Who wants some?

[superlesbianvampire-offical]

Hehe, offical sona

[duck-from-hell-offical]

Good morning! Would you like some bread?

:)

@superlesbianvampire-offical

I WOULD FUCKING LOVE SOME BREAD!!! I AM SO HUNGRY!!!!

I JUST SPENT AN HOUR AND A HALF AT THE GYM I AM STARVED FROM FLAPPING MY WINGS SO MUCH.

[superlesbianvampire-offical]

*gives you a loaf of bread*

[superlesbianvampire-offical]

Woa another lesbian vampire? Already?

Yes! I was already a lesbian but then I got bitten by a vampire. Unfortunately my girlfriend died of the plague a few decades later, but I also inherited her cottage but also she's dead...

I'm like only 70 but I'm stuck with my 30 year old body which is really weird.

Now the telekinesis part, that's a long story...

[superlesbianvampire-offical]

INTRO POST

Greetings mortals. I am a lesbian and a vampire, made obvious by the blog name. I also have telekinesis. Don't worry, I don't take blood from humans. I have a bunch of livestock for my blood needs.

Standard vampire powers and weaknesses apply. Feel free to drop by my cottage, especially if you're a lesbian. (Bat form, immortality, blood sucking, garlic, stakes, holy water)

@nug-offical @ashelf66 @yoursleepdemon @orangesystem @eggman-eggpire-offical @appo777yon @redhotandchilly @fay-offical @light-offical @silly-big-sandifyer-frog @bra1n-offical @dat-solider @did-you-know-offical @days-without-ai-ads-offical @lilalienz4ever @being-offical @commerical-break-offical@cupheadreincarnatedofficial @h2o-offical @jetix @teapotsofficalyup @definitely-ao3-offical @copilot-offical @momoka-angelz @ur-least-favorite-gal-offical @imjustthereformyfandoms07 @trashkidofficial @confusedfroggirl @sparrowlesbianism @wyvern-iguess @plinnkplonk @averageviolaplayer@not-linkachu @pavement-offical @neutral-offical @evil-neutral-offical @gayblooper @engineering-offical @rockshitty @but-will-it-be-famous @inkedmyths @peteyswife @spawn-sys @jirai-offical @sleepy-1128-sodazz @damsel-understresss @alternas-navigation-system @silly-little-frog-frog-offical @real-woman-offical @alcmaeon-offical @rainbowtrouts-offical @mrevilvillainplotman-offical @physicfox12 @boredom-oficial @uterus-stealer-offical @gus-offical @grisha-offical @genyasafin-detector-offical @kinkajou-offical @b0red-artist-13-offical @trans-cousin-officaln @evil-pukicho-real-offical @caine-offical2 @evil-lemon-shark-offical @eredin-offical @breadcrumb-offical @the-second-wolf-official @poetry-official @drop-bear-offical @snom-offical @francuim-offical @blood-god-offical @evil-no-one-offical @orphanage-for-officals @walmart-job-certificate-offical @catlovet-offical @ouppy-offical @whimsical-stars-strung @experiment-offical @cenovis-official @

[eredin-offical]

I am not a human. It is insulting you think I am one of those pathetic dh'oine.

[superlesbianvampire-offical]

Hmmm... Noted!

[superlesbianvampire-offical]

INTRO POST

Greetings mortals. I am a lesbian and a vampire, made obvious by the blog name. I also have telekinesis. Don't worry, I don't take blood from humans. I have a bunch of livestock for my blood needs.

Standard vampire powers and weaknesses apply. Feel free to drop by my cottage, especially if you're a lesbian. (Bat form, immortality, blood sucking, garlic, stakes, holy water)

@nug-offical @ashelf66 @yoursleepdemon @orangesystem @eggman-eggpire-offical @appo777yon @redhotandchilly @fay-offical @light-offical @silly-big-sandifyer-frog @bra1n-offical @dat-solider @did-you-know-offical @days-without-ai-ads-offical @lilalienz4ever @being-offical @commerical-break-offical@cupheadreincarnatedofficial @h2o-offical @jetix @teapotsofficalyup @definitely-ao3-offical @copilot-offical @momoka-angelz @ur-least-favorite-gal-offical @imjustthereformyfandoms07 @trashkidofficial @confusedfroggirl @sparrowlesbianism @wyvern-iguess @plinnkplonk @averageviolaplayer@not-linkachu @pavement-offical @neutral-offical @evil-neutral-offical @gayblooper @engineering-offical @rockshitty @but-will-it-be-famous @inkedmyths @peteyswife @spawn-sys @jirai-offical @sleepy-1128-sodazz @damsel-understresss @alternas-navigation-system @silly-little-frog-frog-offical @real-woman-offical @alcmaeon-offical @rainbowtrouts-offical @mrevilvillainplotman-offical @physicfox12 @boredom-oficial @uterus-stealer-offical @gus-offical @grisha-offical @genyasafin-detector-offical @kinkajou-offical @b0red-artist-13-offical @trans-cousin-officaln @evil-pukicho-real-offical @caine-offical2 @evil-lemon-shark-offical @eredin-offical @breadcrumb-offical @the-second-wolf-official @poetry-official @drop-bear-offical @snom-offical @francuim-offical @blood-god-offical @evil-no-one-offical @orphanage-for-officals @walmart-job-certificate-offical @catlovet-offical @ouppy-offical @whimsical-stars-strung @experiment-offical @cenovis-official @