Garlic Bread Worshipper

Silly a-spec dragon cat thing Please call me Ace Pfp by @fanboy_offical

[asexual-offical]

hey guys this is asexual-offical silly little pet dragon to @homosexuality-offical. I’m here to spread the message of our lord and savior, garlic bread.

[whistlefish71]

Its pride month everyone.

Release the giant LGBTQ caterpillar to eat homophobe's houses

[asexual-offical]

hmm I wonder why my computer is so low...

suspiciously stares at the 3 windows each with 3-10 tabs open and running...

no idea must just be its age

[asexual-offical]

it’s june so you know what that means

*beams you with asexual laser*

hehe happy pride month!!

[asexual-offical]

Fun tag game

Everyone post the Florida Man headline that corresponds with their birthday. Just type into the search bar "ur birthday florida man" then post your favorite headline.

I'll go first (obviously):

Florida Man claiming people were "eating his brains" leads police on insane golf course chase

tags under cut:

@genderqueer-offical @bacone-official @harlow-munson-offical @do-not-u-dare @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @no-one-offical @the-very-existent-entity @normal-offical @costco-offical @eldritch-crows-official @eraser-offical @snail-official @dogboy-offical @towel-offical @gaslight-offical @giantduckoffical @chaos-ducks

[stargazingdustbunny]

I think for Valentine's day, all posts tagged aromantic or asexual or aroace should get an animation that turns the heart button into a purple dragon or garlic bread or something

[quiltwhere]

and you dont owe yourself to anyone. nor are you defective. okay

[asexual-offical]

I can now scroll and post on my Tumblr from my phone, computer, and iPad. I am now unstoppable and more efficient that ever.

[asexual-offical]

You’re radiation proof, I’ll grant you that. But what if I stabbed you in the face

[fluorines-awesome-blog]

Then it would hurt, and I would probably die.

[asexual-offical]

Astute prediction my friend. Would you like you see if you’re correct?

[asexual-offical]

You’re radiation proof, I’ll grant you that. But what if I stabbed you in the face

[asexual-offical]

“I like women not in that way, but on a political level, I recently read Pride and Prejudice so I’m very feminist and aware.”

-a boy in my history class

[ayagdos]

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[moonfox-mumbles]

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[pt: DO NOT TAKE THIS SURVEY]

The Same Dark Money Behind Project 2025 Is Bankrolling A Northwestern Study Recruiting Trans Kids

Project 2025 outright calls on conservatives to fund and manufacture more “studies” on the “negative” effects of trans-affirming care.

[reishi-is-tired]

guess we need to be circulating this psa again. This Is A Fucking Trap. Do Not Participate.

[knightbell]

DO NOT TAKE THIS SURVEY IT'S A TRAP

@hansel-the-idiot

@p4rtyp00b3rr

@th3-b33h1v3

@echoinginthevastscosmos

@max-wanna-die

@varian-the-alchemy-boi

@thejarcollector

@avhira

@patrik60900

@err0r-404notfoundd

@midasartstuffs

@lizzys-protacal-station2025

@frogs142

@skunk-on-pawz-aka-smg3

@allhailstarscream

@frooglet

@azriel-is-gay

@panvnsleakeake

@theraisei

@dabeenux

@luigikid67

@protowifelovebott

@thatemoartist

@static-errorcode

@pinkie-dango-snuffle-and-vinnie

@splatghettios

@rott3nvixy

@roysummm

@thewhimsypufff

@maleanglerfish

@unnamedalienz

@aeon98

@assworms

@addiethedragoncat

@ithinkilikelamps

@novatheassholeofacat

@0dividedby0haha

@tacticaltechn0

@isaac-regretz

@4lliez

@y3ki02

@clownsgivemegenderenvey

@marty0708

@lollipopfreshst

@itsgirlcraft

@angeloftomato

@skiropie

@fruit-smoothie

@la-parpa

@omg-itsmoon

@locothewolf

@cloveriz

@ollieoleander

@thewhajjewhoknocks

@undead-crackhead

[knightbell]

DO NOT TAKE THIS SURVEY

IT IS A TRAP

@hitbyabusagain

@chronicallyonlinebitch

@axilotlbucket

@tck-400

@heartstrings14

@m-p-lebrush

@the-cosmic-carnival

@that-weird-bee

@wannablegendary

@strangelycasualhorror

@monitorbread

@oceans-grqve

@rascalshark

@qu1zzcal

@moonprismpower456

@nightmarenightmarebightmare22

@savagetunnelsword

@solarianmage

@professional-music-nerd

@nkv1ta

@kay27-iread

@marisswaggerton

@paperattheendoftheworld

@compsognathusmafia

@furbyeggs

@impresively-large-swan

@balloonsandguacamole

@paws-at-you

@thegirlyartist

@c0llectmyn0t3books

@d3w-dr0p5s

@shadowjota2015

@timeforthefunnies

@punky-beaver-offical

@anishenanigans

@justaliltheriancat

@weepingmuppet

@zerolovesbugzzz

@soapisgod

@notagamerlol

@luka182a

@kingofkaumidy

@invaderstormy

@lotus-and-pkmn

@w00den-h3ad

@thalassophobia-incredibox

@justt-jayy

@themooninyourdreams

[strangelycasualhorror]

@luthold @pastel-goth-moth @pastelchaos242 @international-electromatics @sevindrgon @xsuicunex2 @str1ngsss @kay27-iread @mygfturnedintothelawofcycle @spooky-possum

THIS SHIT IS A TRAP TELL EVERYONE!!!

[asexual-offical]

I love using gay media in my essays for my conservative Catholic school

Recently used Imogens character arc in Heartstopper to make an argument for the necessity of community and my teacher said that that paragraph was my best point in the essay. Little does she know…

[asexual-offical]

Take that may or may not be hot: I don’t think football (American) should be offered as a sport in middle school or high school or college.

[aspec-quilt-project]

(edit: the name of the project has been changed to the Aspec Quilt Project to reflect the desire to include people from all across the aromantic & asexual spectrums)

welcome to the aspec quilt project!! quilt square submissions are open now. check out the faq if you have any questions, and follow along at @aspec-quilt-project to see how this project grows. 🫶

[grapejuicedisco]

[asexual-offical]

Looked in the mirror today and realized just how old I looked. Like I look like a proper adult. That’s so scary, how did I grow up so fast.