Garlic Bread Worshipper

Silly a-spec dragon cat thing Please call me Ace Pfp by @fanboy_offical

[asexual-offical]

hey guys this is asexual-offical silly little pet dragon to @homosexuality-offical. I’m here to spread the message of our lord and savior, garlic bread.

[asexual-offical]

I have an idea for airports:

Lockers at gates. This way if you are flying alone you can secure your luggage and walk around the airport.

[asexual-offical]

I can’t comfort you but I can sit next to you awkwardly eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich while rubbing your back

[asexual-offical]

what does the a in lgbtqia stand for

obviously wrong answers only

[i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical]

aardvark

[small-but-cool-posts-official]

Official Small but Cool Post (obviously it stands for aadvark)

[mizuthe-dog]

There’s a gimmick blog right behind me with a gun to my head

[typo-spotter]

This post does not contain typos!

Of course, it is still incorrect, so how about I fix the error!

"There's a gimmick blog right behind me…"

Should be:

"There are gimmick blogs right behind me…"

[mizuthe-dog]

[unyieldingsilence]

‎

[ominous-signs]

Calling all gimmick blogs

[asexual-offical]

steals your garlic bread

[asexual-offical]

god why do i like doing laundry. lts calming and methodical to me

[asexual-offical]

what does the a in lgbtqia stand for

obviously wrong answers only

[lizardsfromspace]

Wordle is running out of words. Only 2,000 five letter words remain. When that supply is exhausted the Creation shall begin. One day the word will be ZHURM, and all shall get it, and all shall understand it to mean "an ache from suddenly remembering a long-ago friend, who meant something to you once, but whose face you can no longer conjure". The next day the word shall be JOROL, and all will get it, and all will know it means "the melancholy confusion of passing by somewhere where you once could have died". The next day it will be GREFT, and all will understand it to be a small brown bird with white streaks found only in South America, and suddenly, it will appear, in the shrubs of the Atacama desert, in the streets of São Paulo, and all will know that it once was not there, but now, will always be

[asexual-offical]

@england-offical what the hell is happening in your political system?? Who is Captain Binface??

[lifeandjournal]

[asexual-offical]

i remember one time i was on a tour in paris and the tour guide asked "does anyone know when the guillotine was last used" and i enthusiastically gave the answer so quickly and he said that that was the first time anyone had gotten that

[awesome-brick]

reblog if you are ASEXUAL, support ASEXUAL PEOPLE, or SECRETLY A DRAGON IN HUMAN FORM

[asexual-offical]

Listening to a girl opera singing in the room next to me while I was eating my lunch. She’s really good. Wish I had her lungs

[michael-the-distortion-official]

ooc but oh my god why are all of you [as in, officialverse people] spelling your names like “offical”. is this another british vs american spelling thing i’m unaware of??? or have all of you just genuinely not noticed that you do that.

[asexual-offical]

the trend was started by satan-offical who spelled it that way due to dyslexia. From there the "offical-verse" was created, which is the exact same as the official-verse just spelled wrong.

[asexual-offical]

coffee makes me so confident and extroverted for no reason

[asexual-offical]

im staying on the same floor as people taking the opera program so i randomly hear the angelic voices throughout the dorm

[asexual-offical]

I wish my brother would become a dentist. Not because I think he’d like that but because I know him and my dad (who is antidentistry) would get into big fights at thanksgiving over it and I’d love to be there for it