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I don't have anyone to tell this too but I dreamed that hozier wrote a song called "As It Was" (a real song) but the entire 3 minute runtime was him threatening in increasingly poetic ways to fuck my wife with the lines 'If passion is fleeting, we're the believers of Christ" and rhyming it with "And we hit it every motherfucking night" 2 lines later. This was so disorienting for me I had to check if it was real.

vampire-superstar

You will not believe the dream I just had.....

#hozier #idk what to even tag this #hes making a country album. i can feel it

I can't believe they jacked the Saja Boys off to make the demon jizz sauce at McDonald's 😔 #stopdemoncruelty

#saja boys #kpop demon hunters #first post of 2026 #hey guys #the sauce isn't even that good btw #kinda mid really #eros yaps #yippee #and post

Making a 30-minute presentation about why Anti solos the entire Markiplier Ego Universe because I will die on that hill

#markipler egos #markiplier egos #markiplier #darkiplier #antisepticeye #jse egos #jse anti #jse fandom #jse altr #altrverse #i 100% he would whoop Dark specifically #that's my bbg but he would get folded bro #have you seen Anti???#wilford warfstache #Wilford might be a challenge but only maybe #but yeah 2.5 seconds in Dark is tapping out #alternatively they kiss

squidinu

August art PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE IM BEGGING ITS HIS BIRTHDAY PLEASE

happy birthday wolf man

#cryptid crush #august #we're married #its canon #trust

cursedthing

.omggggg mikeee

Apparently Hozier is making a permanent residence in my brain because I just had a very vivid dream that he started making country/Folk music but it was like. An entire album. In the 'Devil Went Down to Georgia' type way. It was unfortunately louder this time and I was apparently the only one who liked it in my dream because everyone else was screaming in agony. They were fire songs too though.

#hozier #hozier dreams #hes here #permanently now #hes telling me his album ideas and I have to approve of them #instead it was through my tv instead of from the heavens like last time #so improvement

pjharvey

i'm just continually shocked by how many people on this website do not consume any art or media by black people. if you are into almost any genre of popular music at all you have to go out of your way to do that

seasonalmoss

Taking this as an opportunity to promote one of my new top favorite artists

Guys please their music is absolutely phenomenal and amazing, genuinely I can’t describe how much I love their music, like something about it reminds me of the kind of game soundtracks and anime soundtracks I grew up with mashed together with jazz thrown in and it’s just SO GOOD!! I’m pretty sure one of their songs got pretty popular on TikTok? Im not sure how mainstream this guy is yet?? Maybe their super duper popular and I just don’t know, I found out about them mostly through Warrior cats animations and edits people had done of my fandom with their songs, so I’m not really well versed on what’s mainstream or not, unless it’s like SUPER DUPER mainstream you know?

regsgarden

👆👆👆

THIS GUYS MUSIC IS AMAZINGGHH

goobygnarp

HIS SMILE!!!

#JHARIAH MENTION #BRO GUYS LISTEN TO PIN-EYE #AND MAYBE LATER DANCE #PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE #HES SO COOL #I HAVE SO MANY OCS BASED ON HIM #jhariah #jhariah clare

vampire-superstar

I don't have anyone to tell this too but I dreamed that hozier wrote a song called "As It Was" (a real song) but the entire 3 minute runtime was him threatening in increasingly poetic ways to fuck my wife with the lines 'If passion is fleeting, we're the believers of Christ" and rhyming it with "And we hit it every motherfucking night" 2 lines later. This was so disorienting for me I had to check if it was real.

vampire-superstar

Im so glad you guys think me being cucked is hilarious 😔 /j

In reality, my wife (my gf) reminded me that right before that dream, I was joking about fucking my pharmacist so I think Hozier was somehow in a random Walmart in the Midwest, overheard it, and wanted to get revenge by astral projecting into my dreams with his next hit single.

#hozier #idk what to even tag this #dream #i think whats worse is #my pharmacist looks like Hozier if he tried every accessible drug #he is bringing a rope in hand #rapidly approaching #Hozier felt a disturbance #trans woman in distress #not really she thought it was funny

thinkin about...vampires...as an allegory...for sexuality and self discovery....

#vampires #eros yaps #baby wants more vampires #not even just intercourse #like kink discovery and paraphilia #and self love #obsession maybe #i love vampires #like as a taboo allegory #writing a ooc Darkiplier fanfic where he gets turned into a vampire and it becomes a heavy handed allegory for kink discovery #and cannibalism #me making this post #'How can I make this about my fave #but yeah #this should.#actually go on my Darkiplier account #Anti is also there #darkiplier #antisepticeye

vol-au-ventbaudelaire

25 years of ads peeled away

daggers-drawn

A warning

mardakaisson

tomorrow

saint-boss

Ik obey me has good worldbuilding because occasionally Ill get one of those Devildom facts on my feed and for a moment Im like 'Why does this place sound like literal Hell' before I remember it IS Hell. So great job team

#obey me #obey me nightbringer #omg obey me posts?#in 2025 #more likely than you think #we're a million fandoms now

I don't have anyone to tell this too but I dreamed that hozier wrote a song called "As It Was" (a real song) but the entire 3 minute runtime was him threatening in increasingly poetic ways to fuck my wife with the lines 'If passion is fleeting, we're the believers of Christ" and rhyming it with "And we hit it every motherfucking night" 2 lines later. This was so disorienting for me I had to check if it was real.

#hozier #idk what to even tag this #uhhhhh #dream #cool. cool cool cool.#idk what else to tag

vampire-superstar

Bro I hate unique takes on Antisepticeye, stick to the original. Cringe 🙄😒

-trips and falls and hundreds of pictures of unique/oc Antisepticeye designs fall out- WAIT -scrambles to put them back in my pockets- THESE ARENT MINE -Still scrambling- I SWEAR THESE AREN'T MINE

It would be so cool if we became mooties and you guys tagged me in your unique takes on Anti. Even if its just a hc. We're so starved for content here on the vampire starlet channel

vampire-superstar

I have not drawn anything non oc related i like years so I couldn't draw him but heres my version of Ant in Roblox

Hes kinda based closer to 2017 Anti with the 2021 look in the way that hes a virus (not really a glitch, those are different) and goes around infecting computers and occasionally people! He was still created by the ALTR project but like. Yeah! Hes full of whimsy and malicious intent. Hes a general global nuisance.

Like most computer viruses he's eating your private information and data because hungry but you can stop him and every other virus with our sponsor for todays video surfshark vpn-

#jse egos #jacksepticeye #jacksepticeye egos #antisepticeye #i also have one for Dark #He has his own lore #they have lore together #at our core we are a shipping page #I also have other egos if you want to see those #Dark and the septic egos #but yeah

Guys can we PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE write more fanfics where Dark is in a 3 piece suit in places where he absolutely DOES NOT need a three piece suit. At the pool, at Walmart, somehow at a hospital. And like other egos are acknowledging it but it's never actually changed or directly influencing the story.

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