ranking transmasc noelle names
alright i've seen several people suggest possible names for noelle after he comes out and as one of the (self proclaimed) leading authorities in all things transmasc noelle related i decided to rank names i've seen
feel free to suggest your own ideas in the replies
nicholas - keeps the christmas name and makes sense but i see it used primarily as a deadname for transfem noelle so it's hard for me to like it because of that (4/10)
noel/noël - okay we can try a little harder than this come on y'all (2/10)
noah - that's my son right there!! admittedly not super creative but i like that it's close to noelle and has religious connotations but isn't overtly christmassy to keep a little bit of distance (too biased to rate objectively)
klaus - "no little deer boy don't proceed" "oh mein gott zees is ein lake full of blüntsmoken!" (6/10)
chester - i doubt anyone would seriously name themselves chester no offense but admittedly it is pretty funny (6/10)
kris - the thought of him also choosing the name kris because of kris kringle leaving kris to be like "dude are you fucking kidding me" is fucking hilarious i'm not even gonna lie (7/10)
elliot - really like this one because it allows him to still be elly to dess and that's sweet also it's the name of the deer from open season lmao (8/10)
winter - it's like fine i guess? nothing wrong with it but feels kind of generic to me idk (5/10)
felix - like feliz navidad! a little bit of a stretch but it's cute i like it (7/10)
august - rebelling against the christmas tradition by choosing a summery name while also picking the name of a month to match with his sister is really really good love this one honestly (9/10)
cole - still choosing a name that rebels against his mom but being too much of a dork to not pick something christmas related fits him SO well i'm honestly lowkey mad i didn't think of this myself because it's kind of perfect (10/10)
jesús - i mean i fucking guess man he was even in a crucifix pose at one point but the thought of someone naming themselves after jesus feels weird lmao (5/10)
angel - this is what people mean when they theorize "noelle is the angel" right? i guess this would be the ACTUAL equivalent to naming yourself after jesus in the deltarune universe but i still like it better (6/10)
cuthbert - okay i am sorry to whoever it was that suggested this but WHAT THE HELL KIND OF NAME IS CUTHBERT????? (-100/10)