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gay and incidentially horny. 27. dyke. all pronouns. 18+ only.

[vampirebush]

women are so good i love women so much. if you are not a woman consider becoming one

[kitkenk]

really really scary when i see a hornypost involving men actually

[kitkenk]

("tell me when the scary part's over" voice) when does she transition

[vampirebush]

[so horny my legs are shaking and im barely coherent] what if ygu kissed mty on the forehead

[just-a-little-dead-inside]

[bunniope]

people complain about the top shortage but the REAL problem is that no one fw tops who can't host...we need a paradigm shift. bottoms need to start making money and acquiring a trophy top to keep on retainer *realizes this is really close to knighthood and i get so horny that my kneecaps explode* oughh

[puppygirllaika]

i need a big group of girls to play a fun game called "how many hands can you pet me with at the same time" where they all gather around me and pet me so so much as much as possible please and thank you <3

[deaths-praises]

Beth Ditto, The Gossip

[vampirebush]

went so long without pussy that I read the word "engulf" in an ordinary context and got a little wistful

[imaitetsuro]

No One Sleeps in Tokyo

[vampirebush]

going back in time to warn 22 year old me that her desire to be patted on the head and told she's doing a good job all the time can and should be sublimated into a sex thing instead of going to grad school

[artnpleasure]

[professional-outsider]

Friday night Xena x Callisto from my patreon

[laceration-d0ll]

(playing chess) queen takes knight? like right now? promise??

[puzzled-artist]

YAGHHHHH ITS FALIN FRIDAY BEACH EDITION

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[noodles-07]

asking for praise for a thing you made feels so humiliating like oooh look at me I’m a little animal and I did a trick and made a thing can I have pets and treats about it. and then somebody tells you it’s good and you understand why golden retrievers are the way they are

[vampirebush]

there is an episode of buffy where the lesbian gets love potion'd into falling for a man and instead of this changing her orientation she takes it upon herself to try to magically transform him into a woman. and i'm really fascinated by this premise because it's mind control forcefem where the party being brainwashed is not the party being forcefem'd.

[elliegoose]

girls getting fat on purpose are so hot. by all possible metrics it is correct and good to be a girl getting fat on purpose