so im being horny and wayching porn and i burst out laughing because the top came and he literally sounds like someone chopped off his finger or some shit it's so fucking extra and i wish i could post it but i can't but its so fucking funny
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so im being horny and wayching porn and i burst out laughing because the top came and he literally sounds like someone chopped off his finger or some shit it's so fucking extra and i wish i could post it but i can't but its so fucking funny
service dog daddy dom who makes his anxious puppy use emotional grounding skills during sex
"breathe in for four.... and out for eight..." counting each beat as he slides his fingers in and out of you
"here we go puppy. can you name five things you can see?" as he gently grabs your neck, forcing you to watch him push his cock into your tight hole
"gooood. four things you can touch?" as he guides your hands to his face, his chest, his throbbing cock, your leaking puppyparts
"that's it, keep breathing. now three things you can hear." as he bottoms out inside you, moaning and panting in your ear
"two things you can smell?" as he pulls you in closer and brings his slick-covered fingers to your lips
"and one thing you can taste. what do you taste, puppy?" as he shoves them in your mouth
Ummm I just want to be penetrated to be honest
I'm gonna jerk off and get suicidal about it later
Date idea i get disgustingly drunk and beg you to hit me
I do this a lot when I get drunk
MY LIFE IS VOID OF DIRECTION OR MEANING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Each butterfly's a moth that can't stand light 🙄
oh to be touched through my underwear.. fingers tracing my cunt and dick till i'm left a wet and whiney mess
with each passing day I reach newer more insane levels of horny than the last night
Time to smoke a joint and jerk off to gross porn~ 🥰
I wanna be a loser guy with someone.
Like I need a bro who's gonna wanna read comics and listen to shitty music and bake silly cookies and cook fucking frozen pizzas and get drunk off of shitty plastic bottle liquor and play beerio karolt or super smash bros with me. And I need us to share a bachelor pad that smells just a little musky and the shower will have 2 in 1 and Axe body wash and the kitchen will be actually stocked because I love to cook and bake and we'll have a kegerator for whatever piss cheap beer we'll drink.
And our bedrooms will be separate but we'll share a bed most nights because our separate beds get so cold and we miss each other too much, or I'm too drunk to walk back to my bed my myself so he'll have to carry me and I'll pull him into bed with me. And we'll fuck on almost every surface(we're not defacing my kitchen), on the couch during halftime of the football game, in the shower because we only have so much hot water, on the dining table because the food was so good he had to show me some gratitude, in the hall because we couldn't make it back to either room. Ohhh and we'll walk around in at most boxers, but mostly nothing at all for easy access. And we'll always be covered in bruises and bite marks because sometimes we don't even fuck, we just wrestle and cream our shorts.
And we'll have a patio with lawn chairs and an ashtray filled with cigarette butts that we put out on each other and lighters that kinda sorta work.
And we'll just be lame and free together. I think I need that. But instead of one bro, like 8 the more the merrier. (Plus if there are more of us we can play D&D(instead of rolling for strength checks tho, we fight ;) y'know for realism))
Shitttttt
I just saw a tdick penetrate a cunt my life is changed forever I have never seen someone do it with such ease before
I came now I can return to normal again
I just saw a tdick penetrate a cunt my life is changed forever I have never seen someone do it with such ease before
hey so can i get some gross yucky perverted sex that’s also sickeningly tender to the point of tears. please
Babe, do you want to piss on my cock? Just as a little treat?
I ❤️ overtonight
Horribly excruciatingly horny like dick hard rubbing against my boxers can't move on with my day until I take care of this type of horny