Colin Robinson

rp blog for Colin Robinsin, energy vampire, from What We Do In The Shadows

[vampireroommatesareforever]

"That's not how crypto currency works. I would be happy to explain it with a metaphor-- here." Colin interrupted, reaching out to grab a drink right out of his current victim's hand.

[vampireroommatesareforever]

shxxtingstarr​

Gianna gave a nod in understanding. Okay not the weirdest thing she’d heard or seen since being turned by far. Not to mention she could kind of feel him feeding off of her… so his whole story was a lot more plausible. She tossed him the complimentary gift bag, frowning slightly. “I can feel that you know.” She yawned slightly, his energy sapping already taking effect. “Cut it out. That has gotta be against vampiric code or some shit.” Gia crossed her arms, looking a bit worn out and pouty. Little did she know, her taking offense to his feeding was only making it all the easier for him to sink his teeth in all the deeper.

He made a big show of half dropping and catching it a few times with entirely unnecessary noises of struggle and delight like a father teasing a bored teenager with high five down low too slow. “It’s not, actually, or some of my kinkier compadres would be the biggest criminals known to vampire society every other day and twice on holidays.” Colin Robinson answered, his eyes flashing in delight at her irritation before pulling back some.

[vampireroommatesareforever]

I literally forgot that I made this blog

[evakvigmohns-deactivated2020111]

BUZZFEED UNSOLVED SENTENCE STARTERS

i’m going to go ahead and cut you off right there, because i don’t give a shit.

what the fuck, is all i have to say to that.

i was born in the darkness

you have a very different definition of fun

do you think we’re gonna die here tonight?

let’s get the fuck out of here

can you even look at least a little bit worried?

oh, you’ve out dumbed yourself.

you do what you gotta do and i’ll do what i gotta do.

if you don’t believe then there’s nothing for you to be afraid of, right?

when’s the last time you ever walked into the dark woods?

give me a heads up if you start to feel murderous, i would appreciate that

one of these times we’re gonna die

i just heard a scream

well, if we just make it seem like we’re in on it, like… we’re here for the cult stuff

we’re here for the cult stuff, we saw the ad on craigslist!

you need to chill, you need to chill out

as we snuff these candles so too do we snuff you from this mortal world, you fucking wimp

you know what? i’m not trying to scare you, but i got a bad feeling about this one

you wanna play? let’s fucking play

do try to kill me

are you even human?

sound like a fair deal?

[vampireroommatesareforever]

shxxtingstarr​

“Yeah, I can see that. So how is it that you feed? Cause it looks like you just bored these guys half to death.” Gianna wasn’t surprised to learn that there were other kinds of vampires, nah that checked out. She had met all kinds of beings since her turning. What did surprise her was that this one looked like a middle school math teacher, albeit with a lot of confidence. “Also if you got any drool stains on yourself, I do have a clean up bag. Your call.”

He had all the confidence afforded to a white American male. Which was, needless to say, way more than could ever be needed. 

“I trapped them in a conversation that allowed me to drain their energy. It’s quite simple, really, and I don’t have to get close enough for any dribble unless that will heighten their emotional state and give me more return. I will take that bag, however... Keeping such freebies is always keen. You never know when you’ll need something like that. Perhaps someone will ask me for one and I can put it to use then--”

Was he tasting her right now? Absolutely. Nothing personal. It was practically habit to feed on nearly everyone he came in contact with.

[vampireroommatesareforever]

“Who stole the power cord to my wi-fi router? I am willing to tear down the entire house to find it so pony up now or all of your shit will be on the lawn the entire day.”

[earthnation-deactivated20131010]

where can i find this friendzone i need some friends

[vampireroommatesareforever]

therelentless​

When would this be over? “What bullshit is business casual?” Was it business or was it casual? it certainly couldn’t be both. “And what is wrong with my clothes?” He asked, feeling closed to offended by his statement to change them. One thing was going with him, sit there and pretend to eat, but now he was asking to change his attire and even change the style of his hair. This was what he always wore, and if this was more business than it was casual, well, he could always throw a cape over it and be good to go. “No. Not doing it.” He put his book on the small table that was by his side, and got up from his seat. “I don’t even know these people.”

“You think I know these people? This was a family reunion that was organized on a public Facebook event page. Do you understand how easy it will be to just show up? How many people go to these things for matchmaking and loneliness? It is an endless buffet for both of us and you want to throw it away because of a suggestion to change clothes?” Colin Robinson asked incredulously.

[vampireroommatesareforever]

shxxtingstarr​

@vampireroommatesareforever

“Normally when I toss guys out back for a vampire to feed on things get… kind of fucking messy. Lot of clean up on my end.” The three she’d thrown into the closed alley of the club were passed out at the other vampire’s feet. Looking to feed herself, she lifted one to the ground only for her eyes to widen in shock. No nutritional value whatsoever. Her senses told her that somehow this man had been drained entirely! She dropped the human, causing him to groan something or other about the ethics of recycling. Weird. “Well whatever floats your boat, but consider me more than a little fucking confused…”

Colin Robinson tugged on his own lapels, straightening out his jacket as he stepped further into the light with an expression that was hardly modest. “Well, unlike my fluid sipping contemporaries, the worst I tend to do is cause drool stains if I get a little too carried away. I do tend to leave quite a few more victims in my wake, however. A trade-off, I suppose.”

[achjayel]

💖🦇✨🧛✨🦇💖

[synesindri]

so uhm. i guess i’m back on my portraiture bullshit?

[msunitedstatesjames]

Nandor and Nadja describing Colin Robinson:

[vampireroommatesareforever]

blog hopping again, like for a starter

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therelentless​

Where was Nadja or Laszlo? why wasn’t he trying to drain them instead? perhaps he had done so already? He pinched the breach of his nose as his eyes closed, already feeling the effects that this conversation was having on him. It never took long, especially when there was no one else in the room and he was the only one for Colin to drain. “The salad, I would have the salad.” He replied, mostly because he didn’t remember what was the second dish that he had mentioned. “It seems less sickening to me.”

“Excellent. The... Saaaalad...” He repeated back uselessly as he tapped the information into the rsvp document open on his phone. Looking just as pleased as he ever did, he looked back up and wiggled his phone. “Now, the family reunion is at half past eight in the park. Generally, the dress code for such things is business casual but you can usually spice it up. Young people like to wear merchandise to show their interest, the older folks show off their unpaid-off watches. So be creative, have Guillermo dress you instead. Maybe put everything up in a manbun.”

[thenervouspickle]

Colin Robinson: You can say “Have a nice day” and that’s considered polite.

Colin Robinson: But you can’t say “Enjoy the next twenty-four hours” without sounding extremely threatening.

Guillermo: Why are you in my room.

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[whatwememeintheshadows]