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Illustration from Carmilla, Sheridan Le Fanu's lesbian vampire novella, 1872

#my eyes skipped to the 'lesbian vampire novella' part and was like ooooh where can I read it #before I realized it's Carmilla and I've already read it 💀

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Happy Lizard Fashion Day to those who celebrate.

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Omg new Hirano art after twenty years

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Alucard's coat so big Seras can just use it to cover herself from the rain

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when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

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listen she may have just been humoring you but even my limited experience with Romanian nuns has taught me that there is one thing they are absolutely dead serious about and it is their multi-generational fear of vampires

chromaticabrasions

all i’m saying is that if i was a vampire i would develop such a shameful i-am-a-burden complex over the fact that i have to live off of others blood.

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