I'm bored

+Vam 26/lesbian/they|them/taurus

[drchucktingle]

WOW I AM INCREDIBLE. I AM MADE OF BLOOD AND ELECTRICITY AND I CHANGE THE WORLD ALL THE TIME. VERY COOL

[buddwyer]

ultra rare ice cream flavor: shoplifted and defallonated

[buddwyer]

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

[whyenn-reader]

[hotgirlmeg]

[6mayhem]

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

[quinnactually]

that's MS. substance abuser to you

[6mayhem]

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

[kushblazer666]

[cannibalchicken]

[praguegirl]

they just don’t do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymore 

[coughloop]

There was really no winning that one

[im-in-your-mind]

[compassionvi]

the thing about piracy is that i know i deserve everything for free forever

[dogpuppy]

[64mpg]

i would be so good at being a person who benefits from nepotism

[romanceyourdemons]

when the blackberry bushes have thorns to discourage mammals from monopolizing the consumption of their fruits and encourage birds to spread their seeds but they don’t know that the mammal in question is ME #notdiscouraged

[romanceyourdemons]

#ow

[romanceyourdemons]

#stuck

[oneheadtoanother]

[segamascott]

[raisedinalab]

found a pill on the ground snd ate it #gatherer

[contemptible-scoundrel]

it's always two distinguished gentlemen saying precisely to each other