[spookedstarzz]

got that dog in me and mitski has been showing financial interest in it

[lakevida]

already gay but i get so gregarious off that tequila

[polytropic-liar]

listen I’m so glad you all are having fun with the dragon incest show, but I need you to understand that from the outside all I see is approximately 14 posts per day of people in truly horrific wigs with captions like “baegael did nothing wrong except all the murders”

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[sunshineface]

Wind Farm 12”x12” acrylic on canvas

[romanceyourdemons]

when the blackberry bushes have thorns to discourage mammals from monopolizing the consumption of their fruits and encourage birds to spread their seeds but they don’t know that the mammal in question is ME #notdiscouraged

[romanceyourdemons]

#ow

[romanceyourdemons]

#stuck

[nonlynear]

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

[dogpuppy]

[vedurnan]

6th grade math problem:

Words were exchanged between friends – the house of human companionship was established in secret – eons passed – eons passed – eons passed – eons passed

A) The house was diminished!

B) The house was strengthened!

C) The house was swept away!

D) The house was swept away!

[skytouches]

“Finally, Some Concrete Career Advice” by Natalie Shapero, published by The Rumpus

[un-monstre]

You would think that Disco Elysium is a sequel to Rhythm Heaven. But it's not that

[chib-g]

The Seat of Sacrifice

[jame7t]

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

[jame7t]

not me though. im girl with tanktop

[twosillycorgis]

I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M DOING!!!

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[mashpotatoe]

im nonbinary in a way that doesnt really matter

[akashicrecord]

IF YOU LIVE NEAR CHARLOTTESVILLE VIRGINIA DO NOT ORDER THE SOURDOUGH GRILLED CHEESE FROM DUNKIN' DONUTS BECAUSE THEY WILL FUCK A HOLE IN IT WITHIN YOUR FIELD OF VISION AND WHEN YOU ASK WHY THERE'S A HOLE IN IT THEY WILL TELL YOU "THATS JUST HOW JEREMY DOES SANDWICHES"

[akashicrecord]

IF YOU ASK FOR JEREMY'S NUMBER THEY WILL NOT GIVE IT TO YOU DIRECTLY