man i love vampires

✴ emma ✴ 25 ✴ vampire in training/lover/apologist ✴

[pudgy-planets]

Everyone has goth sex hormones it came free with your fucking existence.

[pudgy-planets]

BOTH I MEANT

BOTH

[lourainwoods-in-the-woods]

[deadpowol]

[tahthetrickster]

[nycswebhead]

why didn’t you stop 9/11

what the fuck did you want me to do i have spider powers

[gaynfl-moved]

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

[gaynfl-moved]

[dreamyintersexpuppy]

we have to stop moralizing the human condition and start jerking each other off while making out

[dreamyintersexpuppy]

I have had so many bad takes on this post and not only is this a breath of fresh air, I’m gonna kiss you for it, you get me

[videolottery]

Someone should make a disco elysium spiritual successor that takes place in a maze and follows a protagonist who has to eat all the dots in the maze whilst avoiding several ghosts

[anik]

i love this guy

[thexfiles]

[drpooper]

This what I got

[my-dailydreams]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[messican133]

There is no Love on that island

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[eebie]

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

[funstyle]

i dont wanna play the game in the mobile ad but i guess it's not about what i want

[nyancrimew]

maybe i should go use the pot to cook

[swivelsaysno]

point and click protagonist when you haven’t moved the mouse in 30 seconds:

[vedurnan-archive]

[vedurnan-archive]

[shamebats]

The (European) sun is a deadly laser, stay safe everyone

[unfuckablebogtroll]

☝️🤓 it’s because the further you move toward the earth’s poles, the lower the angle of the sun is at the hottest parts of the day, meaning the radiation hits your whole body, causing it to feel 10-20 degrees warmer than the thermometer reading will tell you. People from tropical climes, aka close to the equator, are used to the sun’s radiation hitting a much smaller target- their head and shoulders.

Also the further you move toward the poles the more pronounced the difference between the length of day and night is. Worst part of a far-north (or south) heatwave is it doesn’t get dark long enough for meaningful cooling.

It’s not the heat. It very literally is the sun.

[gothredy]