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stella: you are, somehow i got lucky.

stella: i know you are, i know.

stella: and that's enough for me.

levi: you don't have to say that

levi: how about... um...

levi: tomorrow, since you're not going to school, i'll skip and we can do something?

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benji: i am i know it's a foreign concept to you

benji: like...who exactly because last i heard no one gave a shit about you or your flop ass family :)

benji: don't forget uglier and less well known

benji: you can't both fuck me at the same time lev :) wait your turn

levi: hah man you sure are pressed aren't you

levi: it's entertaining

levi: i'll be counting down the minutes

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#・゜*☆. SOCIAL MEDIA #ch: royce

royce: if you’re really that desperate for some action, i heard benji’s sending out videos royce: i’m sure he’ll send one your way if you ask nicely enough royce: or you and stella could work past whatever the hell the two of you are arguing about this week so your moping doesn’t cockblock me tonight

levi: i’d rather shove a knife up my own asshole than to see benji doing whatever levi: she is just mad because i took the week off school to... blow off some steam levi: she thought i was cheating on her what the fuck levi: ok it’s not the craziest idea but i’m trying really hard and she doesn’t see that

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stella: you sort of did, levi.

stella: but it's fine, i really didn't expect you to say it back..

stella: and i don't mean that in a rude way. i just ... i don't know.

stella: anyway. i do.

levi: no, i didn't. i'm dating you, aren't i?

levi: i'm your boyfriend.

levi: i'm faithful and i'm trying my hardest.

levi: i swear i'd love you if i could

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benji: i'm your piece of shit now.......daddy

benji: that's because you draw it to yourselves bc you can't handle the pressure of acting half normal

benji: there's really nothing special about you vanderbilts

benji: m'sure there's a cure for that somewhere

benji: now i'm feeling like it's time to take your sister up on her offer :)

levi: :')

levi: hah you're not seriously talking about "acting normal"

levi: yet people can't seem to stop talking about us

levi: we're like richer, classier kardashians

levi: i'm sure there is

levi: aw :) fuck you

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stella: didn't think i had to.

stella: besides, i'd rather not have to go through that rejection again.

stella: but that doesn't mean i don't.

levi: you don't. you can do whatever you want, i just...

levi: i was wondering.

levi: i didn't reject you, stella.

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benji: you spelled "piece of shit" wrong

benji: nah it's not too bad we don't need another vanderbilt creature on campus

benji: i smell jealousy

benji: i would take offense to that but seeing as you are my new dad why should i

levi: "benji". done, there is your piece of shit.

levi: we tend to get too much attention, i know, it might get annoying

levi: oh yeah i am green

levi: there we go, that's the spirit

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trust fund babies that grew up with their parents showering them with money instead of love

trust fund babies who didn’t like their families so they made new ones in their friendship groups

trust fund babies that drink and smoke and screw each other, and then screw each over

trust fund babies that summer in the hamptons and winter in europe, but always find themselves back home in new york

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stella: of course i do.

stella: why would you even ask me that?

levi: you never said it again.

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benji: for the sake of everyone who comes into contact with you don't have a kid. i can only imagine what that thing would end up looking like

benji: guess you're going to have to diagnose every bitch that's been in my bed with mania then won't you? better get a degree first

benji: in that case, tell your collection of blow up dolls i'm sorry

levi: it would be one awesome kid

levi: too bad it's never happening

levi: to each their own weirdness

levi: you can tell them yourself when you come to pick your mom up

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#・゜*☆. SOCIAL MEDIA #ch: royce

royce: meet me at provocateur in 45 royce: sure, until i inevitably ditch you for the person i’m going home with tonight ;) royce: i’ll be sure to call you a cab first, no worries

levi: done deal levi: alright sounds fun levi: and then i’ll go home and wank because apparently that’s my life now

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stella: yeah, of course.

stella: what is it?

levi: do you really love me?

levi: that night, you said you loved me.

levi: do you, or were you just saying that?

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benji: you're already a terrible father why am i not surprised

benji: you lie through your goddamn teeth almost as often as i do who tf do you think you're talkin to lev??

benji: don't know if i'd describe sexual exploration as messed up

benji: wanting me just means you've got good taste :)

levi: hey i could be a good dad one day

levi: nah who am i kidding

levi: well, there you have it ;)

levi: no, but wanting /you/ would be messed up

levi: you have just insulted every girl i have slept with

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stella: yeah, i see.

stella: no, it's cool. go and have fun.

stella: i'm not really in the mood to go out tonight.

levi: um okay

levi: yeah, alright. i'll talk to you later.

levi: can i ask you a question

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benji: this means you'll have to take care of me 24/7 i'm incapable of doing that myself

benji: is that a lie?

benji: and apparently fond of dick if you want to be called daddy by moi

levi: well good luck with that big boy

levi: i'll give you two months left

levi: do i ever lie? ;)

levi: maybe i'm just really messed up