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he/him homo - smokey enthusiast

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[natmasthestinkylizardliker]

I'm losing my fucking mind, what a banger, put some dirty bass on that and it would hit the gay party scene like a third plane

[thatbowserguy]

This goes so fucking hard

[bookmaze-challenge]

...the entrance hall of the Maze. They looked carefully at the bronze doors, trying to choose. The uncertainty of visitors is one of my little pleasures. "It's easy to get lost," I said helpfully. "This can be a sinister place." The sun glared at me through the gateway. Something was ringing behind one of the doors. They spent some time trying to decide which door it was, not understanding that the silences of the Maze are as eloquent as the sounds. "Decisions, decisions," one said. "Too many decisions." "The story of my life," said another. "We don't want to be late," said a third, opening one of the doors. "Nary a soul to be seen," said the first, peering into the gloom. I waited patiently for them to choose which way to go… into…

STORY 20

FABLE 26

TALE 41

YARN 21

[the-big-mood]

Hey, did you know archive.org has a bunch of free 90s shows you can stream?

The problem is finding them, since no one's organized them all in one place with covers and episode info. I'm trying to fix that with my new website.

It's in BETA right now, and all the content was just added today, so I've barely scratched the surface of what's out there.

Let me know what you think and what kind of shows/movies you want to see!

http://90sKid.com

[the-big-mood]

We now have a Watch Party with chat feature now live HERE

You can create a live tv channel with our existing library. The channel is time syned so whoever is watching with you will share the moment!

It also works with youtube links and archive.org links.

[max-the-lagomorph]

MAX I made you in tomodachi life and I must ask: what sorts of food do you like? Do you have a sweet tooth?

"Corndogs, and Glazed McGuffins!"

[apolladay]

You gain access to a button that would allow you to permanently alter your height to whatever you desire, but it will only work once. Are you...

... making yourself taller or shorter?

taller

shorter

neither. I am satisfied with my height.

I will look at the results.

Voting ended onMay 18

[sunnyyfur]

Rocket on my island :]

[sunnyyfur]

ask and ye shall recieve

[sunnyyfur]

Rocket on my island :]

[myguiltyotpleasures]

[drunkenhills]

This is the only tiktok where the automated voice actually adds to the cinematic experience

[savvylikeyeahhh]

freedom

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

This is absolutely what a cats internal monologue is like <3

[suzoar]

Actually Ive decided to be angry now

[babyanimalgifs]

Caught my dog doing a lil two step at the park like it's nothing

(Source)

[warningengine]

[glutko]

Smoking that Fox McLoud

[miki-langelo]

"Sex: Men" yeah i bet he does

[noodleb0wl27]

Samthony & Maximillion

[rig-biped-complicated]

"I've been highway surfing most of my life, little pal."

This is a keyart recreation I've been wanting to make since I finished editing the Telltale Desoto model

[bootlegging-tiktok]

[dialogic]

I think it would be really fucking funny to write a piece of fiction set entirely in real life but using lazy fantasy worldbuilding talk. I gather coin* for the road west** - I will need it to enter the Capital.***

* two quarters and two dimes

** Interstate 64

*** Richmond, Virginia

[dialogic]

I must traverse the treacherous way north* to visit my lover at their place of learning. This city is a crossroads, positioned near the boundary point of a dark land we try not to visit.** It is an ancient place, riddled with the memory of the War.***

* Interstate 95

** Northern Virginia

*** American Civil

[dialogic]

The road north is blocked by enemy forces.* I fear we will be overpowered if we continue,** and never reach our destination.*** Let us abandon the road and take the ancient mountain pass.**** We will mind the cruel structures of bygone years***** as you go.

* northern virginians

** get vehicular manslaughtered by a tesla driver just outside the mixing bowl

*** west maryland

**** cut through loudon county

***** mcmansions

[nekogirltail]

@changelingfangs

[fagcrisis]

whats the loudest reocurring noise that happens near ur house for example i live next to an airport so its definitely the planes

[subcultureblues]

love when ppl ask to see pics of my axolotl and are expecting something cute + pink + all smiles and instead with genuine fear in their eyes, and in their heart, say WHAT the fuck is that.

[subcultureblues]

demon

[subcultureblues]

run.