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mikey | he/they | • 🏳️‍⚧️ • 🇨🇦 🇵🇭🇨🇳• PROJECT HAIL MARY!,DOGMAN, ZOOTOPIA, Transformers, SONIC, tmnt, Jurassic World, Star Fox, tadc, Friday Night Funkin, • self proclaimed fic writer, fandom enjoyer, artist, movie watcher, comic reader, and action figure enthusiast | I have a lot of thinks without thoughts sometimes | :P‼️‼️

[getblobbedcomics]

Something something Erid is a high-pressure, no light planet with liquid water and bioluminescent, lure-based, energy efficient ocean creatures could develop; something something Eridians have close to no spatial memory and therefore worse scale? memory; something something Eridians are the apex land predator specifically.

(All that, and I forgot the suit. Ah well. Point is, they deserve a buddy comedy ending.)

[theskeletonwitchfr]

Space theme magma!!!! 🪐🌌🌍

And I just watched Project Hail Mary so a crossover was in order, Eridian turtles be upon you!!

Thank you for hosting @weeklymagmas

[winter-skye]

I keep having odd thoughts before falling asleep and last night's was

"Do Eridians have capitalism?"

I then immediately fell asleep

[i-dont-even-know-you]

One more thing I love about PHM is the amount of diverse, random and weird(affectionate) ships and relationship dynamics going on and how on board I am with every single one of them. Stratt and Grace? Sure I can take some of that depends how you frame it. Stratt and Ilyukhina? I do love bad bitches in love! Rocky and Adrien with Grace as a pet/clingy best friend? Of fucking course! Same but as a throuple? My Stuckony years trained me for this, baby! Coltand twins AU? Yes, please! It's so good it made me watch the movie and everything. BloodyMary? I don't know who Simon is or what Iron Lung is, but who cares, I like it anyway! Actually I do care and if someone could give me a crash cause that would be great, cause I am already invested. Grace and Lokken? Haven't seen it much but would love to explore it. The friendships and relationships within Stratt's vat? You know it! Hell, even Hail Mary x Blip A! Shipping ships was meant to happen!

[hurtcomfortforeveryone]

A view of Erid as a more progressive, almost-utopian society which overcame inequality and armed conflicts always fills my heart with warmth, but. What if it isn't.

Rocky: ...Rocky hate Stratt. Rocky hate Earth, statement.

Grace: oh! ಥ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ಥ I- I appreciate that you're trying to reassure me, honestly, but... But all these things are unfair to say about them... and about her. I know Stratt was willing to take my place for the sake of life on Earth! But she must stay at her post, fulfill her role, and I- with my knowledge- [kaomoji of even more ugly crying] She just couldn't!

Rocky: ˚♪ 𝄞₊˚⊹♫'s minister of war say this shit every day. Rocky is not impressed, statement.

[thefrogdalorian]

Even amongst the terrifying ordeal of watching Din slip into a coma, Grogu still honoured and respected his father's way of life. Even as Din hovered perilously close to death, even when Din would have had no idea whether Grogu had removed his helmet or not, the child respected his father's creed.

In those moments, I'm sure that Grogu really wanted to use the force to remove Din's helmet so that he could check whether he was recovering. But no... the respect he showed for Din, by giving him water/feeding him by sticking his little claw beneath his helmet... it's so moving and such a testament to the depth of their bond.

And for such a tiny child to do all of that, to show such resourcefulness and bravery while keeping his dying dad's dignity in tact... my heart.. . it hurTS... also is someone chopping onions in here?????

[byjove]

things not to say when someone tells you they’re having a baby, from a transgender autistic guy named Algernon who has experienced a lot of trial and error:

Why? I know this is the question you want to ask. You are not allowed to ask it. I’m not sure why it’s frowned upon but you can’t.

You should name it after me. Not funny. No one laughs. A selfish statement that takes the attention off the pregnant party and shifts it to you. This joke is a flop, save it for the next pet they get.

Is it mine? It’s not mine. I have no testicles. If there is a possibility it is yours, they’ll tell you. Probably. No one wants an interrogation in this moment.

[miki-langelo]

my uterus is racist it's Philippine day of indipendence and pride month and now I'm on my floor in pain from my period

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[miki-langelo]

as much as I LOVE redemption arc Pawbert, I've been thinking a lot about "what if he got WORSE in prison" but in a different way than before. He gives up on trying to appease his father, and believes there's no point in trying to make a change about anything. He craves affection, and the closest thing he can imagine to it is the time he spent with Gary. So he gets like super obsessive to a concerning amount... WHICH IS WHY I STARTED WRITING IT!

[miki-langelo]

HEYAAAA I POSTED THE FIRST TWO CHAPTERS!!!

HERE YA GOO!!!

You Know You Love Me! (2985 words) by greenaliensphere Chapters: 2/12 Fandom: Zootopia (Disney Movies) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Gary De'Snake/Pawbert Lynxley, Judy Hopps/Nick Wilde Characters: Gary De'Snake (Zootopia), Pawbert Lynxley, Judy Hopps, Nick Wilde, Nibbles Maplestick, Benjamin Clawhauser, Bogo (Zootopia), Milton Lynxley Additional Tags: One-Sided Relationship, Obsession, Exes, Kidnapping, Past Attempted Murder, Murder, Stockholm Syndrome, Manipulation, Stalking, Lovers to Enemies to Lovers, Exes to Lovers, BUT LIKE SUPER UNHEALTHY THO, so are most things in this fic, if you liked my other fic chances are you won't like this one, Daddy Issues, One-sided plans to elope, damn this pretty fucked up, Sharing Body Heat, Hostage Situations, Pawbert Lynxley Needs a Hug, Gary De'Snake Needs to get Out of that Situation, More tags later, wildehopps mentioned but it's not a story about them!, Nibbles Maplestick is lesbian, mentions of drugs/addictions, Dubious Morality, Jealousy, over literally nothing bro Series: Part 2 of ZOOTOPIA Summary: Pawbert Lynxley has finally come to terms that he won't get anywhere running a wheel towards a goal he'd never reach. Change wasn't possible. He's come to terms with the truth that everyone is exactly as they are, and there's nothing anyone can do about that. No matter how hard he tried, he would never feel the relief of love from his father, and now he'd have no chance to be in the light of the public eye either. But that was okay. He was only focused on the attention and affection of one animal anyway. He'd thrown him away once, yes, and that was stupid. But this time he'll stay. It might take some convincing, but now they'll both be able to get away. Forever. Forget all of those past mistakes. Now, just where could you be, Gary De’Snake? _ The opposite of a Pawbert redemption arc. He changes! But he gets WORSE! In a different way!

[miki-langelo]

CHAPTER 4 OUT NOW! here's the post

[miki-langelo]

CHAPTER 5!

info under the cut

You Know You Love Me! (9993 words) by greenaliensphere Chapters: 5/12 Fandom: Zootopia (Disney Movies) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Gary De'Snake/Pawbert Lynxley, Judy Hopps/Nick Wilde Characters: Gary De'Snake (Zootopia), Pawbert Lynxley, Judy Hopps, Nick Wilde, Nibbles Maplestick, Benjamin Clawhauser, Bogo (Zootopia), Milton Lynxley Additional Tags: One-Sided Relationship, Obsession, Exes, Kidnapping, Past Attempted Murder, Murder, Stockholm Syndrome, Manipulation, Stalking, Lovers to Enemies to Lovers, Exes to Lovers, BUT LIKE SUPER UNHEALTHY THO, so are most things in this fic, if you liked my other fic chances are you won't like this one, Daddy Issues, One-sided plans to elope, damn this pretty fucked up, Sharing Body Heat, Hostage Situations, Pawbert Lynxley Needs a Hug, Gary De'Snake Needs to get Out of that Situation, More tags later, wildehopps mentioned but it's not a story about them!, Nibbles Maplestick is lesbian, mentions of drugs/addictions, Dubious Morality, Jealousy, over literally nothing bro, Crime Scenes, Mystery, Missing Persons, Zootopia Police Department Series: Part 2 of ZOOTOPIA

Chapter Summary: Is it really that bad to want another chance with your ex-partner? You know you messed up, but he's the only one who can understand that you've been trying to change! Your father can't understand, your siblings can't understand, and the law will ever understand. It's all justified in the name of love, right? Since when is the right to love a crime!?

[miki-langelo]

Chapter 6!!!1!1!

Judy and Nick do some further investigating, burning tails and taunting whiskers for ANYTHING of a lead. They need to try and get into the perspective of the criminal- and who would be better to go than his own blood? Right? What could the former richest feline in all of Zootopia have to say about his son and the city? (And how did he still think he had the entitlement to say it..)

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investigator furry hetslop does some good cop bad cop shit to milton STINKXLEY and then he coughs at them, DEATHLY ILL AND RACIST

Nick's perspective cause I havent done that yet

I still don't know how cops work but I've seen this trope in movies so wtv we ball :P

Pawbert and Gary are not here yet but they'll be in the next one

[world-enough-and-timerogue]

my fav relationship ship dynamic is where it doesn't matter if you call it platonic or romantic or queerplatonic because they always act the same in every type of relationship. and the way they act? fucking weird.

[failedjovi]

It's them!!!

[miki-langelo]

Moot I love and respect you but how the hell would Pawbert survive that 😭

[byjove]

I wish they would realize that universal healthcare doesn’t mean they HAVE to get healthcare through the state, just that it is there. You can still pay millions of dollars out of pocket for your own treatment at a private hospital.

America actually has terrible healthcare compared to a lot of nations with socialized medicine:

But you can see how powerful the ‘America is the greatest country on earth’ propaganda is in our schools.

[blumineck]

Sorry to keep banging on about this! I just have a few days left to meet the funding goal!

The Bluminarmour Project

Blumineck is trying to fun a video series doing fun and serious historical and fantasy testing in fitted plate armour.

[blumineck]

Thank you all so so much, you wonderful, mad bunch! I woke up this morning to find that the project had met its funding goal, and despite inching closer over the last few weeks, I think there was still a part of me that didn't believe that this would actually happen.

Massive thanks to all of you for contributing, sharing etc. I have a lot of people to contact and confirm things with, and will keep you all updated with how things are progressing.

I can't wait to get testing, and will begin weighted training etc. asap so that I can hit the ground running once the armour is complete!

If you specifically want any of the funding tier rewards then you’re welcome to contribute, as additional funds will go towards production costs, but as of now we have raised enough to cover the cost of the armour, maille, and filming, so the project can begin as soon as the kickstarter concludes on Friday!

[zorangezest]

this is just what drawing shippy moments feels like every single time

[irredeemablemonster]

it would kill half of this site to understand that kids start jerking off and looking at porn the moment they hit puberty and get any kind of sex drive.

w-what do you mean kids arent sexless and pure beings??? i-i thought sexual thoughts only appear when you're 18.... or, no, 21......

[irredeemablemonster]

i saw smth along the lines of "minors shouldn't see porn, their brains are developing!!!"

this argument only makes sense if you

1. dont understand how any of human biology works

2. think of porn, depiction of the sexual act, as containing the primordial fucking sin, something that corrupts the minds of anyone looking at it

deeply fascist shit

[magicalgirlbait]

i need people to understand the fact that the stigma surrounding being a child looking at porn was the very first step into terrifying me into being unable to speak about the sexual violence i endured, which in turn allowed for it to continue happening.

[official-graveyard-posts]

Official graveyard post

[kiddieplushie]

”official graveyard post” so i want to remind y’all this was posted like a month and half ago, i was magicalgirlbait. ive had 8 blogs since then. tumblr really really doesn’t like it when victims talk about their experiences

[definitely-not-a-plant]

they really dont like it

[sockopunch]

[beakway]

THEYRE SO CUTE FUUCK