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THINGS MY FRIENDS AND I HAVE SAID : SENTENCE STARTERS PT 1/? ( SOME SLIGHTLY NSFW )

❛ they were fully ass behind me. ❜

❛ ZOOM THE FUCK ZOOM ! ❜

❛ i’m white and american and i’ve never had white american cheese ! ❜

❛ do you guys got swagger ? ‘cause i’ve got swagger. ❜

❛ what makes someone lose their cowboy privilege ? ❜

❛ WHERE’S MY FALLOPIAN TUBE ? ! ❜

❛ mr. stalin , i don’t feel so good ... ❜

❛ two pounds of granola bars , here we go ! ❜

❛ _____ has no inhibitions. feel the rain on your skin. ❜

❛ i have a bread hat. now tell me my future. ❜

❛ DND AT HIGH NOON ! ❜

❛ that’s poo poo nug nug and they should be punched. ❜

❛ i’ve eaten the most of this captain ass crunch. ❜

❛ i’m gonna put nuggets on my pizza -- THIS IS ME ! ❜

❛ they are children ! what are they doing in an industrial area like ____ ! ❜

❛ do you guys wanna do a three - way ? ❜

❛ if i have black market children -- WAIT ! ❜

❛ green is white because link is white. ❜

❛ i just got a twenty ass rupee ! ❜

❛ why are bats allowed to be on fire but humans aren’t ? ❜

❛ imagine being so hot ... you melt lava. ❜

❛ i’m gonna have to talk to my wanna - be - wife’s dad ! ❜

❛ his legs are the size of a dinner plate and he’s an idiot -- WAIT ! ❜

❛ so are you going to rent kids ? ❜

❛ fish should not be tea. ❜

❛ haircuts are temporary. minecraft is forever. ❜

❛ i don’t trust these anime characters. ❜

❛ oh , old man’s got a booty ! hey , wassup ! ❜

❛ i like how his dick peeks out a little from his butt cheeks. ❜

❛ can i put my dick in your backpack ? ❜

❛ i am inserting my dick into your backpack. ❜

❛ keep my dick safe and warm. ❜

❛ yoda gives me big dick energy. ❜

❛ i feel like out of all the star wars characters, yoda or chewbaca have the biggest dicks. ❜

❛ JUST SAY IT ! SAY VAGINA ! ❜

❛ boobs sucking fuck ! ❜

❛ ____ is feeling themself in that hostage lighting ! ❜

❛ you always deep throat water ‘cause it goes to the back of your throat ! ❜

❛ is duckburg like mexico but for ducks ? ❜

❛ he’s one of my favorite white guys. ❜

#the..... the dick in backpack ones are cos my room mate got a dick cookie sdjfkhd #rp memes #roleplay memes #starters #rp starters #sentence starters #rpc #long post

MOVED TO VAGASBONDS

#☆.。.:*・°↪ legally a minibot ╱ ooc.#because i can't balance more than one blog at once :^)

mysnkova-deactivated20260408

life is like a hurricane , here in. fuck shit . shoot outs , murder , knifefights . suck my , duck clit

#I’M FUCKIN CRYING FOR YOUR ART CHAN #A BABY IS LIKE HER MAMA!!!!#also be cultured as say ‘ duck cwit uwu ‘#☆.。.:*・°↪ hold it tight && never let go ╱ save.#☆.。.:*・°↪ excited eyes with a spark that will light the flame ╱ visage.

wandering-nicky

My tired ducklings deserve a good night rest after some crazy days🌙

❌ Please, do not repost without my consent ❌

Instagram: @wandering_ghostgirl

#I FUCKING LOVE THISCIDNF #☆.。.:*・°↪ hold it tight && never let go ╱ save.#☆.。.:*・°↪ excited eyes with a spark that will light the flame ╱ visage.

just landed and a middle-aged white man kept staring at me condescendingly the entire flight :)

#my pops made me upgrade to a first class seat???#i said no but he forced me and then this fuckin homie #stared at me like i was too low class to sit here #fjdnjfdjf i’m waiting to leave the plane but i cant tell if he’s still looking cos its dark #☆.。.:*・°↪ legally a minibot ╱ ooc.

on the plane now! see y’all soon 💙

#☆.。.:*・°↪ legally a minibot ╱ ooc.

queenie-draws-stuff

I really hope they meet someday.

#good. GOOD CONTENT.#☆.。.:*・°↪ excited eyes with a spark that will light the flame ╱ visage.#tbt.

do you ever think about how lena had to watch magic/a hurt her best friend and co., unable to stop her for the most part and was probably begging magic/a to stop and leave them alone? all the while feeling horrible that she was an unwilling accomplice in the destruction and chaos? and also is now forever in her best friend’s shadow, watching over webby and fulfilling the promise of always being there for her?

cos i sure do

#☆.。.:*・°↪ legally a minibot ╱ ooc.#guess who’s once again emo about ducks #i love my kids and LENA DESERVED BETTER!!!!

vanderpink

new starter call !

#rbing this before i get on the plane!#reminder that this is for mutuals only <3 #☆.。.:*・°↪ legally a minibot ╱ ooc.

new starter call !

#i'm gonna be drawing some ducktales stuff meanwhile #hmu if you have plots u wanna do !#☆.。.:*・°↪ legally a minibot ╱ ooc.

❛ have you ever ridden a DRAGON ? what’s it like having so much luck ? how did you get your luck ? are you secretly a duck - leprechaun hybrid ? do you really like green that much ? I’M WEBBY ! ❜

&& . @lvckydevil / old... storter ... call ...

#lvckydevil #hi my name is caboose and i suck at this #fdkjghkfjgh #☆.。.:*・°↪ everyday we're out there making ducktales ! WOO - OO ! ╱ v. main

airachnds‌:

❝ NOW , DON’T BE SO MODEST , CHICKADEE . you know you’re special . unique ( ! ) - take it from somebody over 7 million years old & has travelled the furthest corners of galaxies . ❞ puts on her SWEETEST FEATURES / extra legs in sight but unsplit in a neat , compact triad : airachnid keeps a safe , seemingly nonthreatening distance from the duckling . with faux embarrassment , she shuffles back a little further , ❝ my apologies - too much flattery is uncanny : especially from a stranger , i know . i’ll . . . cut to the chase : i crashed not far back , and i’m lost , and i’m alone - this ISN’T a quadrant i’m familiar with . ❞

❛ OH NO ! that sounds terrible , i’m so sorry ! ❜

LOST ? ALONE ? webby knows the feeling. pity and understanding floods her mind , washing away any ounce of caution. the poor bot was stranded on an unfamiliar setting ! she had to help ! the femme needed help , and by her tail feathers , webby was going to help her. observation of their surroundings tracks the ship to the east ; she doesn’t have much in her pack , but she does have a phone.

❛ it’s okay , i’m just ... not used to talking to people a lot , ❜ great , way to make yourself sound LAME , ❛ i can’t do much now -- i only no basic mechanical engineering ... but i do have a cell phone ! i could call my grandma who could help us fix your ship ! we could probably even get you some extra parts ! ❜

#airachnds #webby ..... no......#☆.。.:*・°↪ not pony tails or cotton tails ‚ no ?? ╱ v. tbd

dnldvy‌:

❛ you can’t always just punch your way out of things ; i’ve tried —— doesn’t work . even the toughest get scared , it’s okay . what matters is that you don’t let that get in your way . ❜

she supposes that’s true. and who else would know better then the ever - daring adventurer , DONNAL DUCK ? but she’s not him ... she’s webigail vanderquack.

her voice comes out uncharacteristically small , a testament to her fear and insecurity, ❛ but what if ... what if you do let it get in your way ? ❜

#dnldvy #s....so soft #☆.。.:*・°↪ everyday we're out there making ducktales ! WOO - OO ! ╱ v. main