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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
we're not kids anymore.

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@vanhalens
bass players are sexy you cannot deny it
vampire killers
VAMPIRE MEALS:
hunting - regular meal
drink from friend - fast food
blood bag - microwave dinner
animal - tortilla chips from bag, plain
What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like
“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.” “Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”
“Are you still up?” “Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”
“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.” “Like what?” “I dunno. Pizza rolls?”
“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?” “Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”
“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”
“Dude can a mirror like… stop working or something?”
“Dude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor?” “…Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken.”
“Dude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear your crucifix when I’m around? It really bugs me for some reason.”
“Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man.”
“I want to sleep in a coffin…ya kno, for like… aesthetic”
“What’s with your thing about necks lately?”
“MUST YOU KINKSHAME ME IN MY OWN HOME”
“I looked up my symptoms on WebMD, and it says I have cancer.”
@weirdwyvern
This isnt a bill and ted, but could you draw star? I love your art sm!
I hope this is the Star you were talking about :,,) literally its a crime I haven't drawn her before this !!! also she looks a little meaner cause I'm still bitter they never gave her scary vampire makeup in the movie,,,
This is what it’s like to be an adult.
please tell us what it said. i beg
“don’t talk to me until i’ve had my morning cup of Cry Little Sister (Theme From The Lost Boys)”
bill & ted’s excellent adventure → bill’s crop top
Who is Joan of Arc?
I’m not sorry
Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure (1989)