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[only80sgifs]

[only80sgifs]

[vhspositive]

[ruinedchildhood]

[80slyrics]

[lifeloving-musicjunkie]

bass players are sexy you cannot deny it

[thehouseofzonk]

[sabattons]

vampire killers 

[vonkarn]

VAMPIRE MEALS:

hunting - regular meal 

drink from friend - fast food 

blood bag - microwave dinner 

animal - tortilla chips from bag, plain

[zzdigital]

What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like

“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.” “Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”

“Are you still up?” “Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”

“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.” “Like what?” “I dunno. Pizza rolls?”

[adriofthedead]

“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?” “Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”

[paulichu]

“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”

[samarajournal]

“Dude can a mirror like… stop working or something?”

[espeoradar]

“Dude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor?” “…Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken.”

“Dude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear your crucifix when I’m around? It really bugs me for some reason.”

[recondite-room]

“Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man.”

[nickthepigeon]

“I want to sleep in a coffin…ya kno, for like… aesthetic”

[therightprometheanfire]

“What’s with your thing about necks lately?”

“MUST YOU KINKSHAME ME IN MY OWN HOME”

[hopetimistic]

“I looked up my symptoms on WebMD, and it says I have cancer.”

[banana-spice]

@weirdwyvern

[demonnstein]

This isnt a bill and ted, but could you draw star? I love your art sm!

I hope this is the Star you were talking about :,,) literally its a crime I haven't drawn her before this !!! also she looks a little meaner cause I'm still bitter they never gave her scary vampire makeup in the movie,,,

[mysterymellie]

[shitpost-senpai]

This is what it’s like to be an adult.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

please tell us what it said. i beg

“don’t talk to me until i’ve had my morning cup of Cry Little Sister (Theme From The Lost Boys)”

[team-orders]

bill & ted’s excellent adventure  → bill’s crop top

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Who is Joan of Arc?

[demonnstein]

I’m not sorry

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Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure (1989)