I Should Be Sleeping, so Should You.

I still don't know what I'm doing on this site but i'm in too deep now. I reblog, horror movies and video game stuff and garbage. Mostly garbage.

[dyk-videogamesongs]

#661 - Do You Know This Video Game Song?

I know both the song and the game.

I know the song OR the game, but not both.

I might know this.

I've never heard this.

Remaining time: 6 days 19 hours

[silentauroriamthereal]

I don’t know who wrote this or why, but this writing is just *chef’s kiss*

**Editing to add: I now know that this was said by Lindy West in her book The Witches are Coming. Good to know! 

[loveismyrevolution]

This is gold!!!

[katedrawscomics]

“toot the bad cone” will never not be funny to me

[gif87a-com]

[platinumsupa]

i’ll never not love how absolutely noisy huskies are.

my grandma’s husky was the absolute angriest and whiniest monster anyones ever met and i loved her

[animar-seal-of-elephants]

they’re having a conversation

[hayley566]

They’re so overdramatic. I love it.

[merosmenagerie]

What do you mean you hatched an egg you bought at the SUPER MARKET

Ohohoho

So there's this company in the UK, right. They brand themselves on producing fancy free range eggs and as part of that they have breed information written on the carton.

I did some snooping and found that every miracle news story of a supermarket egg hatching in the UK traced back to duck eggs, specifically the Braddock White duck eggs produced by this one company for the supermarket Waitrose.

And one day my mum brings them home and says "I bought these to eat but aren't they the ones that hatch?"

And it's spring and I'm hatching a ton this year so in they went.

On candling we had three fertile eggs! That's a fertility of 50% - the same as shipped eggs from a breeder!

Hatch day comes and we get 2 ducklings, Curie and Becquerel. Sadly, Curie contracts duck septicaemia from an infected navel and doesn't make it, but Becquerel is a healthy bird and growing like a weed.

I had put 4 breeder eggs in a week after them in case just one hatched, so Becque now has two Khaki Campbell cross friends called Tsuki and Hoshi so she isn't lonely.

And as of today's 7am Quacking - Becque is a female! Which means she's capable of laying eggs and therefore I have pirated a duck.

[steprhia]

You wouldn't download a duck

[wingedjewels]

Little Owl by andrew O'Brien Via Flickr: Going down!

[halorvic]

[dyk-videogamesongs]

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#637 - Do You Know This Video Game Song?

I know both the song and the game.

I know the song OR the game, but not both.

I might know this.

I've never heard this.

Remaining time: 1 day 19 hours

[acquired-stardust]

Pokemon Leaf Green Gameboy Advance 2004

[best-of-inspirobot]

[Having the period is a bender]

[thepaisleyelf]

There’s a liquor store near my house that seems to be run exclusively by frat boys. They lovingly curate these bags, which I browsed today while “Oops I Did It Again” played through the store speakers. This is art to me, there is beauty everywhere for those with eyes to see it

[thepaisleyelf]

The update everyone has been waiting for….

[virtualgirladvance]

everytime i see this it makes me want to buy from them exclusively

[markvomit]

[hadesisqueer]

Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real

[hadesisqueer]

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

[joyflameball]

[videofame]

[allthebooksandcrannies]

[cipheramnesia]

There are two dozen people in Batterkenny. These are their problems.

[thepastisaroadmap]

[Video description: a two-minute tiktok by @thePandaRedd, who plays each character.

Red Hood (Jason Todd): [spray painting something off-screen] Why do villains always need to hit me in the fucking face?

Nightwing (Dick Grayson): Take it as a compliment, you have a very punchable face.

Jason: Like I can understand breaking my helmet, it’s the first fucking thing you see on my costume, but seriously, my mask? You have to fucking work for that shit.

Dick: Yeah, bud, sorry, I have very little sympathy for the guy who wears a domino mask under a face-covering helmet.

Jason: Hey, fuck you, it’s intimidating.

Dick: You’re right, just thinking about of condensation under that bitch is just terrifying.

Jason: [points can at him] You motherfucker.

Dick: [points at mask] You missed a spot.

Jason: What? Aw, son of a bitch. [continues painting mask]

Tim Drake: [knocking on fence] Hey guys. What are you, uh, what are you working on?

Jason: I was fighting King Shark and he damaged my mask.

Tim: How the fuck did he damage your mask? Aren’t you wearing a face-covering helmet?

Dick: [faux-sincerely] Oh, he took that off to be intimidating.

Jason: [sputters] It was intimidating!

Tim: Yeah, so intimidating that he smacked you in the fucking face.

Dick laughs and they high-five.

Jason: Great. Now the fucking - two of you. What do you want, Tim?

Tim: Oh, uh, yeah it’s just - I’m - I’m going on this thing tonight with a uh, a friend - of mine, and uh well. Well, I think there’s something that I need to tell you.

Jason: You’re bi.

Dick: You’re bi. [to Jason] You missed a spot right there.

Jason: Oh, son of a -

Tim: I’m sorry, what?

Jason: Hm?

Tim: I haven’t talked to - anybody, I barely even knew that - How the fuck did you know?

Dick: [sincerely] Tim, we’re your brothers. We know you better than anybody. And on top of that, we love you.

Tim: Oh, th-thank you, Dick, that - that really means a lot to hear-

Jason: Yeah, and you’re also fucking terrible at hiding it.

Dick: Yeah, also that. M-mostly that, actually.

Tim: Okay, wow. First of all, I was not hiding it, I was discovering myself, and second of all, no I fucking was not!

Jason: Yeah, you were.

Tim: No, I wasn’t!

Dick: Yeah, sorry bud, you kinda were.

Tim: No, I was not!

Jason: Do you really wanna fucking go there, bud?

Tim: Go where?

Dick: Look, we might be the sons of the Greatest Detective in the World-

Jason: Self proclaimed as he is.

Dick: -but we could give you evidence that even Plastic Man would be able to find.

Tim: Okay, well I’m the greatest detective here and I would like to see you two fucking try.

Jason: You sure about that?

Tim: I am.

Dick: Save you a lot of embarrassment if you just trusted us here.

Tim: There is absolutely no evidence that either of you could have known until this exact second when I told you-

Dick: Conner!

Tim: What are you doing?

Jason: Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Tim: Okay, I take it back, just don’t-

Conner: Hey, Dick, what’s up?

Tim: [swallows hard]

Jason: Hey, Conner, I need to wash the Batmobile, you wanna help out?

Conner: Oh yeah, sure, no problem.

Jason: Oh, and the Batmobile is pretty dirty, you’re probably gonna get soaking wet, I’d lose the shirt.

Tim: Sorry, lose the what?

Conner: Oh, yeah, you’re right, that’s a good point, hold up. [starts removing shirt]

Tim: Okay, I get it, I get your point okay? Cut it out.

Jason: Told you so. Dick?

Dick: Oh, you know what, Conner? I’m going to take it out tonight, never mind, you’re good.

Conner: [stops removing shirt] Oh, okay. Yeah, sounds good. See you later, guys, Tim [winks].

Tim: [giggles and waves] Bye. Fucking hate you both.

Jason: Hey, don’t hate us. We warned you.

Dick: Okay, okay. In all seriousness, what’s his name?

Tim: Bernard.

Dick: Is he nice?

Tim: Oh, absolutely! And he’s just fucking hilarious and he gets me and he’s got this beautiful blond hair.

Dick: Well, we’re happy for you, buddy.

Tim: Thanks. Thanks, Dick.

Damian Wayne: So seeing as I just saw Superboy running by with his shirt half off, am I safe in assuming that Tim finally came out?

Tim: For fuck’s sake! Did anybody not know?

Damian: [smacks lips] No. Why’s your mask busted?

Jason: It’s a long story.

Damian: You took your helmet off for dramatic effect again, didn’t you.

Jason: It’s intimidating!

End video description]

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parents got a new cat they named lord montague and this morning i heard my dad in the other room say "i would have to advise against that decision, my lord" followed by a crashing sound

[jaubaius]

The smoothness of the “walk"🎵♬ ♩ ♪