vintage misery

Alyssa. 21. everything happens for a reason

[thejackalhasarrived]

ABBOTT ELEMENTARY “Fight” — 2.12

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

thi s one wins

[milfchrispine-deactivated202012]

she wakes up everyday and chooses violence 

[buffysummers]

Happy Hanukkah everyone! (December 10 − December 18, 2020)

[blankpointdankmemes]

[hotvampireadjacent]

this is how bernie can still win

[pruehalliwel]

[encourage]

plot twist: you are everyone's first choice.

[dabsquat]

my life

[clownmoontoon]

I THINK ITS RLLY FUNNY HOW OVER 20 YEARS LATER THE YOUNGER WARNERS STILL RESENT THE FACT THAT YAKKO SANG THE (ARGUABLY) MOST ICONIC SONG IN THE SERIES LKSKLJSD

[glumshoe]

When my dad was a teenager, he accidentally started working for a restaurant that was a front for the local mafia. He flipped burgers for a semester and then, when he wanted to leave, one of the members pulled a gun on him and said he couldn’t. “Oh, fuck off,” said the guy’s superior. “Really, man? He just flips burgers, and he’s not even good at it. Let him go, dumbass.”

and that was my dad’s brush with organized crime

[destinyrush]

This is great 🙌🏾

[ineffable-bisexual-deactivated2]

This is so awesome! Good luck to them.

[macpye]

They have a website from which you can pre-order their cookbook, HERE.

[flowerinaflame]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[holyrights-deactivated20211021]

give her one

[holyrights-deactivated20211021]

give her a cheeto.

[thecatsmustbecrazy]

[teach-me-how-to-buggy-deactivat]

Me when I fight enemies in video games.

[occasionalmadness]

I feel like this is the GIF I have been waiting for to best sum up my boss fight strategy for every game ever.  And I’m not sure which cat I am.

[boredpanda]

[pi-la]

Every. Fucking. Morning.

[kpfun]

We’re gonna find that place you belong, and they’re gonna take real good care of you. Plus, I can’t train you. You’re too powerful. Don’t you wanna learn more about that Jedi stuff? THE MANDALORIAN (S2, Chapter 14 - The Tragedy)