daisy’s #1 defender

if you know me… no you don’t

[sweeetsh]

jiang and rin at sinegard

[jostensbinder]

it took baby narcissa a long time to learn how to walk

not because she found it difficult or anything, no, she just simply never needed to walk; someone would always be carrying her, whether it was bellatrix cradling her baby sister close to her chest or andromeda giving her piggy-back rides, even druella could never seem to put narcissa down

eventually, she did learn and as they got older her sisters would slowly stop carrying her around places

but when she started dating lucius her feet would hardly ever touch the ground. lucius would carry her wherever she wanted to go, he would spin narcissa around in his arms until she laughed; he loved doing these small things for her, he would do anything for her. when they got married, lucius swept narcissa off her feet and carried her bridal-style into their new home.

[baileybeez]

How Would You Describe This Trio?

They give similar vibes but I don't know how to describe them.

[cycorpstuff]

They even sound similar. And yet they're all voice by different actresses.

As for how I'd describe them...

Probably tough girls who try to appear level-headed and stoic but are secretly very kind and caring and a little insecure.

[vanilladrizzlequeen]

[rosetorncorazon]

Penguincina and her rabid chicks

[cerseimikaelson]

Do you think that Milori and Clarion, after the events of Secret of the Wings, had to learn how to be together?

What I mean is, Clarion and Milori got a few weeks together at best. They were never actually in a relationship, and they were kids when everything happened. Now that it's been centuries and they can finally cross the border safely, they have to learn how to co-exist and navigate a relationship that's not doomed to end at nightfall. They have to learn each other's habits and coping mechanisms, on top of navigating the emotional load that comes with their past and Milori's sacrifice. I think it'd be really interesting to explore the challenges they face as they find themselves in a "new" relationship, both as rulers of their respective realms and as individuals.

Fanfic writers, where are you?

[fedorathexplorer]

I really can’t believe I’ve been on this hell site for 8 years

[chrownox]

Impart me in your wisdom of ancient times

[fedorathexplorer]

one time there was a tumblr user with the url “pizza” and she would just comment on any text post about pizza saying “omg that’s me” and then we found out she had an entire tag dedicated to saying the n word

[thetyrannosaur]

One time somebody paid $750 for the url ‘hi’ and got deleted in less than a year for promoting weight loss scams

[bathykolpian]

There’s always been something deeply wrong with this place.

[superwholock]

too much to document, but god damn we can try

[whereserpentswalk]

Seeing that this was from 2019 is like how ancient Egypt had people who studied even more ancient versions of Egypt.

[annicishana]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame what say you?

[wlwriot]

Today I called a girl homophobic as a joke and she almost started crying

[wlwriot]

She said “my neighbors are a lesbian couple! I’m the least homophobic person you’ll ever meet”

[wlwriot]

I said “Kelsea I’m really sorry I hurt your feelings but I need you to know that homophobic people can have lesbian neighbors” and she just got even more distraught and said “I’ve been inside their house and I wasn’t even afraid or anything”

AFRAID OF WHAT??

[boopednose]

She entered the Home of Phobia and wasn’t even scared

[elkeevez]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[pukicho]

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

[pukicho]

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

[pukicho]

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

[pukicho]

You will die in 7 days

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

[kolbye]

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[raevenlywrites]

Art by coolfrogdude together at last

[bisexualshakespeare]

[ID: a comic illustrating the above thread as if it was happening in a theater. The users are mostly shaped like their icons, pukicho is a pikachu and hokuto-ju-no-ken is a gengar. The last panel is gengar looks back where a speech bubble comes out of the crowd to say, “you could if you weren’t a fucking coward.” /end]

[azzy-the-christian-furry-deacti]

I can’t believe I’m actually seeing this post

[beardedmrbean]

Magic of tumblr,

[athelind]

I am morally obligated to add the YouTube video whenever this thread crosses my dash

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

I’ve seen this thread more than a few times. But this is the first time I’ve seen this video. So thank you for your service.

[aceal0tl]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[vanilladrizzlequeen]

fuck it i’m doing it

[vanilladrizzlequeen]

i lowkey want a new tumblr acc to separate myself from all my old posts (not that they’re bad, just VERY immersed in fandoms i don’t really connect to anymore) but i love my like 100 followers so what do we think??

i know i’m basically talking to myself atp but whatever

[hypo-lita]

alison saft i can spot the mr. darcy hand flex from a MILE away

[cateyesinlove]

So after reading Wings of Starlight, am I the only one re-analyzing all the Tinkerbell movies?

Like OF COURSE Queen Clarion was so gentle and sweet with Tinkerbell when Tink wanted to go to the mainland because she definitely saw herself in her, and when Tink fucks up and destroys MONTHS of work for spring she isn't furious, she clearly see herself as a young governing fairy failing to accept her role and deal with the task at hand and of course, she believes in Tink when she comes up with a solution to get spring on time to the mainland because Elvina didn't believe in her to deal with the nightmares.

Also! I am absolutely sure that the minister of Spring is different from the one from WoSL, like there is no way they are the same minister which makes me SOOO sad thinking that her good friend is no longer there, like the way the minister od spring is all skittish makes me believe he is only been doing this for a year or two max, however, I DO think that the minister of autumn is the same, like for sure! their conversations in The Lost Treasure are so old friends, the way he probably tells her how Tink reminds him of her, ILL CRY

DO we think that any of the ministers of the other seasons are aware of the relationship between Milori and her???

[vanilladrizzlequeen]

@pangur-and-grim it’s like seeing a celebrity in the wild

[vanilladrizzlequeen]

doodles (but I screwed up Harley’s eyeshadow)

[vanilladrizzlequeen]

these aren’t doodles this is just recording tf are you on 😭😭

[vanilladrizzlequeen]

bro i was just casually watching LoK and it’s Iroh’s first appearance and (oh yeah confession time I’ve never actually watched LoK just ATLA but i’m on episode 10 rn)

and I somehow did not know that Dante Basco voiced him

so when I tell you the UTTER CONFUSION when he first spoke-

i was like ZUKO WHAT-

anyway it’s also fun looking at the end credits. Hiroshi (Asami’s father)? Voiced by DDK, aka our current fatherlord in the live action ATLA. Ikki? Voiced by Darcy Rose Byrnes (which I guess isn’t exciting to LoK fans but she voiced Princess Amber in Sofia the First aka my childhood, and also Maricella in Spirit Riding Free). Anyways that’s cool.

[vanilladrizzlequeen]

AND FUCKING AUBREY PLAZA watching my current interests overlap with past ones is so interesting but anyway YEAH AUBREY PLAZA

[vanilladrizzlequeen]

bro i was just casually watching LoK and it’s Iroh’s first appearance and (oh yeah confession time I’ve never actually watched LoK just ATLA but i’m on episode 10 rn)

and I somehow did not know that Dante Basco voiced him

so when I tell you the UTTER CONFUSION when he first spoke-

i was like ZUKO WHAT-

anyway it’s also fun looking at the end credits. Hiroshi (Asami’s father)? Voiced by DDK, aka our current fatherlord in the live action ATLA. Ikki? Voiced by Darcy Rose Byrnes (which I guess isn’t exciting to LoK fans but she voiced Princess Amber in Sofia the First aka my childhood, and also Maricella in Spirit Riding Free). Anyways that’s cool.

[akiizayoi4869]

Sigh