when stella alonso said “I’d gotten used to being single, and I doubted the reality of love could live up to my fantasies of it, so I didn’t even try.” i felt it in my bones soul
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when stella alonso said “I’d gotten used to being single, and I doubted the reality of love could live up to my fantasies of it, so I didn’t even try.” i felt it in my bones soul
Shane shortly before waking Ilya up at the cottage: ‘Hmmmmm, I can’t trap him with a baby. wait let me google……okay i definitely can’t get pregnant. Hold on…..sea-horse dads?…..nevermind…..can i adopt a baby-trap?…………no I’d just have a kid……………………okay wait what if we like coached some kids? Like they wouldn’t be ours but like- we wouldn’t be able to break-up because of the kids. Am i fucking on drugs? What the fuck am i thinking……..wait………..like a team of kids but it’s like charity…………cause men leave their children all the time but it would be a really bad look leave a charity……………….i can make a charity and it’ll have kids and we’ll help the kids……..and Ilya likes kids…………and he likes me………..and he’ll wanna stay with me forever….so he’ll be baby trapped AND we’ll be doing a good thing.* “Ilya wake up i have an idea.”
#he's trying his best!!
STAR WARS: THE MANDALORIAN AND GROGU (2026) dir. Jon Favreau
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Everyone: omg Hollander leash your dog, Ilya is barking at opponent hockey players again
Shane Enabler Hollander: ok so Ilyusha this player has had zero assists in the entire season, he got drafted last, and finally - and this is crucial - he once scored a goal in his own team's net
Ilya Heart Eyes Rozanov: thank you my ShaneWiki this is valuable data, off I go
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the 9 inches: before & after
reason #3756 why cliff should/should have gone to ottawa with ilya: he would completely remove the need for galina’s shit “therapy” services. oh roz is feeling low and having trouble getting out of bed? no fuckin problem big dog marley’s got the plug here’s some fuckin adderall baby that’ll put a pep in your step brother now let’s go get this bread rise and fuckin GRIND baby!!!!!
Ilya after an Ottawa vs Boston game “Sorry boys, I can’t go out tonight. The old ball and chain wants me home.”
“…You mean Hollzy?”
“First of all, Shane would never chain me down, he picks me up he is the wind beneath my wings. He is the light of my life my moon and my stars. He doesn’t bring me down, he raises me up. Don’t you dare ever fucking suggest that again. I meant Cliff Marlow. We’re cooking him dinner.”