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Vanitas, drunk: [points at Noè] That's my boyfriend, suckers!

Noè: Your husband, Vanitas.

Vanitas: My husband! Even better!

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Dante: Where's Noè, Vanitas?

Vanitas: We just stepped out of the shower. He'll be down in a minute.

Dante: Alright, listen, you guys can't go- did you just say 'we?

Vanitas: What?

Dante: Did you just say, 'we just stepped out of the shower'?

Vanitas, sweating: I said 'he'...

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Noè dreamily: You're so beautiful... the love of my life... I feel complete now that you're here.

Vanitas, tired, as he places the tarte tatin he just made for Noè on their table: Why does it feel like I'm third wheeling you and tarte tatin everytime I make one for you?

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Noè: If you were a flower, I'd pick you.

Vanitas: So you'd drag me from my home and kill me in the process?

Noè:

Noè: JUST LET ME FLIRT WITH YOU!

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Vanitas, laying on a hospital bed before surgery: If I die, will you do something for me?

Noè, sobbing: Anything...

Vanitas: [grabs Noè by the collar and pulled him closer]

Noè: [Starts to blush]

Vanitas: Blow up the hospital.

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Vanitas, joking: You're not allowed to fall inlove with me.

Noè, uninterested: That won't be a problem.

Noè, a week later: There's a Problem.

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Vanitas: I'd date you.

Noè: What?

Vanitas: I SAID I HATE YOU!

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[at mcdonalds]

Noè: [pays for the food of the person behind him] Tell him I think he's beautiful.

Crew: Okay.

Vanitas: [next in line]

Crew: Your food was paid for by a person named Noè Archiviste. He says your beautiful.

Vanitas, rolling his eyes: He's my husband, but thank you.

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Vanitas: [yawns]

Noè, looking at Vanitas: Being pretty must be tiring

Vanitas: [turns to Noè] then you must be exhausted as well

Noè:

Noè: [blushes]

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[ Vanitas and Noè having an argument ]

Vanitas: Just take your stuff and leave!

Noè: Fine then.

Noè: [Picks up Vanitas and walks out of the room]

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Cop: Alright boys, tell me your names.

Noè: We should not tell him our names, Vanitas.

Cop: [Nods and writes down "Vanitas"]

Vanitas: NOÈ YOU IDIOT

Cop: [Writes down "Noè"]

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Vanitas: Being cute is tiring.

Dominique, not looking up from the newspaper: That's probably why Noè is still asleep.

Vanitas: Yeah...

Dominique: Huh?

Vanitas: Huh?

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Noè: Vanitas! Domi! I learned a new English word today

Dominique: Oh what is it?

Noè: Thrust

Vanitas: *falls off chair*

Dominique: *momentarily chokes*

Dominique: M-mon cheri? W-where did you-

Noè: I thrust all of you.

Vanitas: I'm gonna tell him.

Dominique: No!

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Noè: *kisses Vanitas's cheek*

Vanitas: What the fck was that?

Noè: Affection?

Vanitas: Gross!

Noè:

Vanitas: Do it again.

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Vanitas: *Standing outside all alone*

Noè: What are you doing?

Vanitas: I'm outstanding.

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Noè: *Rolling on the bed and accidentally hits Vanitas with his knee*

Vanitas: Ow!

Vanitas: You kneed me!

Noè, sleepily: Yeah, I do need you...

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Noè: Name more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Vanitas: You and me!

Noè, tearing up: You're right.

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