van lamb

Not much to know. 33, former businessman and entrepreneur. Even since shit went belly up, it's just the best of us floating out here.

[mrsoscarisaac]

Sundance Film Festival 2011

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Yeah it is a pretty large fucking trip, as you put it. We never planned for this to happen - the vaccination was just supposed to fight the sickness. Which it did but added more than it should have. I realize how crazy this is, sir. I am simply trying to look at the best side of it - with the world ending these mutations might be helpful or useful. I do realize this isn’t normal but then the end of the world was supposed to be just a tale for the news to scare mankind with. 

[vanlamb]

A town of superheroes at the world's disposal? Maybe I should've expected it, you know. Crazy. Just crazy.

[maddielikesducks-deactivated201]

What in the fuck do you want?

[vanlamb]

Wondering why you threw a shoe at me-- well, at my dog. Was it a shoe? Why are you throwing shoes?

[maddielikesducks-deactivated201]

Fucking fuck—- fuck! I hate th— Ugh.

[vanlamb]

English would be good. You alright?

[docgallian-blog]

For those of you who have not been offered this shot, I suppose this is the best time to offer. There have been a surplus of reactions to the shot that will cause mutation but these mutations have proven interesting and possibly helpful for the future. For those of you who have experienced the mutation and would like for it to go away, the doctors and myself are doing everything in our power to come up with an anti vaccination. 

[vanlamb]

What a fucking trip, man, superpowers in a bottle. I'm thinking I'm going to wait until you come up with that vaccination, Doc, don't want to be the sorry guy who wrecks the joint or makes you realise how damn crazy this is. You do know this isn't normal, right?

[vanlamb]

Keep it up!

[laurennesrage]

One does not get drunk without Hannah Alebetta Windsor! Though, I can see how handing me a paintbrush would lead to world destruction. 

Some bastard left a lump of coal by my door, but that was it. I put on my elf onesie to pretend I was in the spirit, but it’s— well, it was my first Christmas without my family and turns out it sucked.

[vanlamb]

Pretty easily, since you're not even supposed to be in Barkers.

Shoulda let me know, we could have gotten you some colouring-in books or something. Did you get a good dinner at least?

[vanlamb]

Keep it up!

[laurennesrage]

Now, this is what I call encouragement.

If only my teachers did that, I’d be the top of my class.

I’ve missed your pretty ars— I mean face during the holidays. Did you take on the role of Father Christmas this year?

[vanlamb]

Not really. Just got drunk and decided to paint the shop, which was, admittedly, a bad idea. Yourself?

[vanlamb]

Keep it up!

[laurennesrage]

FUCK YOU!

[vanlamb]

Come along princess, you can even stare at my ass while we run.

[vanlamb]

Keep it up!

No need to break your resolutions so soon-- just one more mile to go, I promise.

[hellswreckerarchive-blog]

I hate making New Year’s resolutions because I always forget about them.

[vanlamb]

I promised myself I wouldn't clog up the toilet again, and already broke that resolution. I wouldn't use the upstairs bathroom if I were you.

[tylerhoechlines]

Raleigh Becket + body parts (zoewitch asked) 

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