[I don't write or share anything explict that disrespects religious values. It's very weird and I respect everyone's beliefs.] Tumblr seems to fumble with the respect of other's views. Not on this page. Everyone's personal belief is welcome.
[I do not write or share anything that disrespects anyone's sexuality or gender identification. It's also very rude and I respect everyone's personal identity.] You are who you are and that's all that matters.
[I do not write anything remotely close to incest, that includes stepdad/daughter scenarios and distant cousins type shit.] That's fucking disgusting, you dirty bitch.
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* means SMUT
CHRIS EVANS 🔗
⚜️ Cyber Sex *
Summary: Chris is away for work and you need him so you make the best of what you have.
⚜ Rude Boy *
Summary: You're practicing a dance routine at Chris' house and you can't get a move down, so he helps you out ;)
⚜ Know Your Place *
Summary: Christopher Jamal Evans puts your ass in place.
⚜ Prank Backfired
Summary: This idiot plays too much.
⚜ Check Yourself
Summary: You and Chris are at the club and you reevaluate him before he ends up in some mess.
⚜ Rough Day
request: 'what'd you think chris would do if the reader came home after having a rough day🥺'
⚜ Make Up Your Mind Part Two Final Chapter *
Summary: You're ready, but Chris is making it seem like he isn't.
⚜ The Prenup Part Two Part Three Part Four Final Chapter
Summary: After four years of being together and finally being engaged, Chris wants you to sign a prenup.
⚜ Tatted
request: 'how about cevansxfemale reader who is a tattoo artist?'
⚜ You're Not Useless
Summary: Postpartum kicks in really bad and you begin to feel not needed.
⚜ Caught Ya ! *
Summary: You walk in on Chris jerking off to you, so you help him finish off.
⚜ Baby, I'm Yours
request: 'would LOVE an imagine with chris and reader just dancing to Baby I'm Yours by arctic monkeys'
⚜ Moon In Scorpio * (Astrology Themes)
Summary: You spill to your bestfriend of what the Moon in Scorpio had Chris on the other night.
⚜ Relax *
Summary: Chris comes home after a long day of interviews and he just needs some relaxation.
⚜ Sorry Dodger *
Summary: You have officially scarred Dodger for life.
⚜ Keep Your Voice Down *
Summary: Imagine trying to keep quiet when Christopher Jamal is fucking you. Impossible.
⚜ Twins?!
Summary: You just found out you're having twins....right before you give birth to them 🥴.
⚜ Cookies And Milk
Summary: Chris is so extra over some cookies. You now have to use your mouth to get what you want.
⚜ Come Back *
Summary: You and Chris get in a fight and you smoke your feelings away. You're not yourself when you're high 😭.
⚜ Eyes Forward *
Summary: Let's face it, long haired Chris is irresistible. So you take your chances.
⚜️Birthday Head *
Summary: You give Chris the best head he’s ever gotten, just for his birthday.
ANDY BARBER🔗
⚜ On Your Knees *
Summary: You and Andy catch each other both in a vulnerable position.
JAKE JENSEN🔗
⚜ Let Me Teach You *
Summary: Jake hasn't had any sexual experiences before, so you decide to take the next step in your relationship and start him off.
⚜ You Can Do It *
Summary: Jakey has a little more left for you 😉.
RANSOM DRYSDALE🔗
⚜ Put Some Respect On My Name! *
Summary: As a wife and a mother to the kids of this asshole, respect is the one thing you better be recieving from him...after some good 🍆 of course. That's number one right there.😏
⚜ He Needs Love Too
Summary: It was time that the Thrombeys had a proper scolding and their ass handed to them.
⚜ I Love You
request: 'i request something where ransom opens up to his girlfriend and it’s really soft and sweet :)'
⚜ Always Argue*
Arguments with Ransom always end in sex. Well, at least yours do.
ARI LEVINSON🔗
⚜ All Night Long
Summary: You know very well what he does when he leaves and you know you need to let go.
⚜ Hair
request: 'hey! i was thinking if we could get reader messing with chris' long hair when he comes back from filming 🥺👉👈'
⚜ Journal *
Summary: You find Ari's personal journal and really tried your best not to peek, but you just had to read it.
Now i know how alot of you feel about Chris right now but this is my experience meeting him.
It was an amazing time at New York Comic con and i would like to share my experience in Meeting Captian America himself Chris Evans
I walked around to kill some time before my photo op and saw all the different vendors and exhibits i was blown away, I went to a comic con about 4 years ago it was called wizward world but it was nothing like NYCC.
I looked at my watch and saw i still had two hours to kill until my Photo Op with Chris Evans so I looked for the place where it would take place once i found it the hubby and i just sat on the floor and killed time playing games.
And than it was time for the photo op and when i tell you my nerves were running ramped i may have started out on level 2 but by the time i got up their i was on Level 1,000,000. Now i’ve met celbs before.
I’ve met Rascal Flatts, Taylor Swift and steven Amell but this this was different, This was chris evans, my hollywood crush since his days as Johnny Storm, and i never thought i would ever meet him let alone talk to him. But here we are.
The pic line moved fast and when it came time for me i was mesmerized, i was about to meet Chris Evans Captain America himself, when it was my turn in line he finished up with the person before me, turned looked at me and smiled and said I love that dress and look we match we have on the same color, I almost forgot to speak, my brain was screaming to speak and when i did i asked if it was ok to have a hugging pic.
He said OH my god yes come on babe bring it in, and yes he called me babe which kinda shocked me, he put his arms around me and pulled me close to him, when the pic was done i didn’t wanna let go. But I did , he thanked me and I said thank you back and headed out to get my picture.
I didn’t even feel like I was walking, I felt like I was floating. Now I had to wait for my autograph session.
A couple hours later and it was time for the autograph session, what i had signed was the new GQ mag with him on the cover, since the photo live moved fast this line wasn’t as fast, when i got up to the table he said there she, there's the pretty lady and her beautiful dress. He asked where he should sign the cover and I said across that amazing chest, he literally blushed.
I said thank to him for getting me through a really tough time in my life, i told him about the time i had to spend in the hospital last year and how my anxiety level was so high it was scary but watching his movies or interviews calmed me down. He grabbed my hand and just held it, he said thank you for being sweet, he signed the mag and i said again thank you and handed him the bracelet i made him and smiled so big. He handed me back the mag, grabbed my hand again and we said goodbye.
Ladies let me tell you he is the sweetest most down to earth man i have ever met.
So in closing my time at new york comic con was. AMAZING, and i would do it again.
Chris was never gonna fuck y’all to begin with so idk why yall stopped writing/supporting him because he’s married 💀💀yall never even had a paper thin chance to begin with. y’all are more delulu than me
I almost NEVER go into Chris' tags but made the mistake of having a peek...sweet mother of god!!! I was slowly backing out of the tags while trying not to make any sudden moves that might attract the crazies, when I saw your post about "flipping cards on strangers..." I burst out laughing. Normally I dislike mean people but, HOLY CRAP things are at the point that I'm actually grateful there are people still trying to slap the stupid out of this fandom. So thank you for being a hilarious voice of sanity in the tags.
LMAO thank you 💀 i try to go for blunt majority of the time, but you can never get them to pay attention unless they’re being insulted, yk?
But seriously, flipping cards about a random celebrity is INSANE.
