#5YearsWithEXO

clary; xxii; usa. mexican-american. chivas | selección mexicana | exo | bts | nct

[yiffmaster]

most tumblr jokes are utterly embarassing to say in public but today i said to someone “bold of you to assume i have dignity” and i won’t lie it was the most powerful I’ve felt in years

[nightmareshack]

I was in the car with my family and my mom was talking about how much time she thinks “our generation wastes on the internet” or whatever. And I was explaining how I use the internet to read and curate more interests and hobbies and expand my social horizons etc. and she was just like “Well fine if that’s how you want to live. You can waste all your time on the internet if that’s what you want but I beg to differ” and without thinking I just said “then beg.” and the entire car went silent until we got home. it was the biggest power move i have ever made to date

[lehnssherrs-deactivated20200922]

#in case someone didn’t notice while bev and bill were talking in the chinese restaurant, richie was also talking to eddie in the background uwu

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Ko Ko Kai Bop /  MNET 17.07.27

[lyasmind]

:(

[pixarcoco]

[exodesmadres]

BTS MTL - Being a Sub/Having Mommy Kink

BTS MTL - Being a Sub/Having Mommy Kink

Request: oHMYGOD bts most to least to be sub/have a mommy kink 

A/N: I know I already made two other posts today, but as I mentioned earlier, I’m trying to just go through everything in my inbox. There are so many requests, some that are even almost a year old. I just want to get them out of here to make space for new ones. So please make sure to request whatever you want. REQUESTS ARE FULLY OPEN!

Warning: The usual warning. I obviously do not know BTS and for all I know, this list could turn out to be totally wrong. But this list was created under the evaluation of what I have seen in their personalities.

As per opinions, of course they can differ.

You might have a completely different opinion, and that’s okay. But let’s not spread any hate. Just love. Thank you!

BTS MTL - Being a Sub/Having a Mommy Kink

Most Likely

Jimin - This boy has an amazing body and has a very *manly* sexual vibe going for him on stage, but in reality Jimin is a cupcake. I feel like he would most enjoy being coddled and taken care of. He would like to be spoiled, and in return, he would call you his “mommy”. I feel like he would be on board with everything that goes along with that, including letting you be the dominant one in bed.

Jungkook - I know Jungkook always says he wants to be called oppa. But call me crazy, I think he secretly loves noonas and has a dirty mommy kink. You just have to say the right things to trigger him because he will definitely never admit it right away. But once you have him, he’ll be putty in your hands. Totally willing and calling you “mommy”.

Taehyung - I honestly put the youngest three so high up on the list because as I mentioned before, they’re the maknae line. So they’re used to the others taking care of them and fussing over them. It wouldn’t be any different with their significant other. They would really love it you could take care of them and treat them like your baby. Tae is just a sweet little boy too, so he would welcome his mommy to take care of him.

Neutral

Hoseok - I feel a bit bad for placing Hoseok and Namjoon in the neutral so often. But someone needed to be placed here. Though, if I had to choose, I would put Hoseok in the more likely side of this neutral zone. He looks to me like he would definitely enjoy being taken care of by his mommy.

Namjoon - He is in the neutral zone, but more closer to the “least likely” section. Namjoon is the dad of BTS, so naturally, he would want to be in control. He wants to keep his daddy status intact. He might submit a few times, if you really beg him too, but his preference is to be the dominant person in the relationship. That’s how he likes it.

Least Likely

Jin - I guess you all can fight me on this if you want, but I highly doubt Jin would find it a turn on to call their significant other “mommy” during sex. He is far too mature and manly for that. Okay, maybe not entirely mature. But I just don’t see him enjoying that. I guess maybe if he lost a bet to you, he would do it, but he would be internally cringing. He is the only mommy around here, except when he’s with you, that’s when he’s daddy.

Yoongi - I know I put Yoongi at the bottom of the spectrum for the other ones too, but I think we can all agree that Yoongi does not have a mommy kink, nor would he ever be a submissive. Yoongi is very manly and has a very strong personality. That said, he always needs to be the dominant one in the relationship or during sex. He would always like to be on top, having total control of the situation and it would probably frustrate him if he could not have that control that he craves. I also have the receipts to prove that Yoongi has an oppa kink, which to me is exactly the opposite of a mommy kink.

END NOTE: So that was my analysis on BTS MTL to having a mommy kink/being a sub. Again, this is just my opinion. So please bear with me. Also, I hope you all liked this and make more requests!

EXODESMADRES ASK BOX

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-Clary

[exodesmadres]

EXO As Mexican Boyfriends--Suho

EXO As Mexican Boyfriends - Suho (Junmyeon)

This series has gotten a good amount of support, so I thought I would continue posting these. I’m going to try to work on my requests as well, but this is something fun I want to include. Also, this was requested already I believe about three times. So I gotta give the readers what they want. 

*BIG NOTE* I am still looking for one to two people to become admins of this page, so that I can get through requests faster. If you would like to be a part of this blog, hit me up.

Also, thank you all so much for being patient with me. I know I haven’t updated my blog in a really long time. 

Things have gotten really hectic with work, and then these last few months have been especially difficult. My dog Lucky died in August, then there was Jonghyunnie’s death in December, then my other dog Nemo died, and just two days ago my cat Simba died.

But without further ado…

Here’s EXO Suho (Junmyeon) as a Mexican boyfriend.

♡ His name would be Juan Manuel Cano, but his friends mostly call him Juanma. ♡ He is the leader of his group of friends which call themselves *Los Desmadrosos. ♡ He is the least desmadroso out of his group of friends though. Your parents say he should hang out with other people because he is a good boy, unlike el Brayan, el Charly, and el Juan Dia. ♡ He is so respectful towards you that even after MONTHS of dating, he still can’t bring himself to speak to you informally. He feels more comfortable calling you *usted. *“Mi princesa hermosa, yo a usted la quiero mucho.”* ♡ Is from Mexico City, specifically from *Colonia de Polanco.  ♡ Is from a super wealthy family that made their money in the entertainment business.  ♡ Many times Mexican entertainment companies begged him to be a part of their company, but he refused because he’s not about that life. ♡ Some of his friends from back home don’t like the people he associates himself with–you, and the other desmadrosos. But he has distanced himself from them because he doesn’t think he is better than anyone just because he has money. ♡ He has a luxurious black sports car, which el Brayan and el Charly tease him for. “Who’s riding in the car with you? President EPN*?” ♡ His licence plate is JUANMA1. ♡ He always sends you VERY expensive presents that you ask him to send back because your parents (and even you) think its a bit much. (He once even sent you chocolates that were made of gold). ♡ He is very mature, so he is never actually whiny and needy like the other boys.  ♡ Always tells you really bad dad jokes, or just really horrible pick up lines. but you think its cute because its his style.  Him: “Tantas curvas y yo sin frenos.” You: *face palm* “Juanma please…” ♡ Your parents and your abuela absolutely adore him. They are even already planning the wedding. ♡ He is very affectionate and takes care of you always. You are his baby girl, his chiquitita*. 

Glossary (for those of you who might need help with the bold words in this post):

-Los Demadrosos: So desmadre is Mexican slang for “mess” or “chaos”. When someone says you are desmadroso/a, that means you’re just a little shit. Like Baekhyun. -Usted: So in Spanish there are two ways to say “you”–tu and usted. Tu is used as the informal, like when speaking to a friend, family member, or someone who is the same age as you. Usted is used when you are talking to someone you just met for the first time, someone older than you, or just to show respect. It is the formal for “you”. - “Mi princesa hermosa, yo a usted la quiero mucho.” – My beautiful princess, I love you (formal/respectful usted) so much. -Colonia de Polanco: A neighborhood in Mexico City where Mexico’s most wealthy and influential people live.  -EPN: Mexico’s current president, Enrique Pena Nieto. He is a complete moron honestly. -“Tantas curvas y yo sin frenos.” A bad pick up line in Spanish. It translates to– “So many curves and my brakes don’t work.” Referring to the curves on a woman’s body.  -Chiquitita: It means something like “little one” or “shorty”. But I was honestly also referring to the ABBA song Chiquitita, since it was very popular in Mexico in the 80s.

Post number three for this series, featuring Juanma.

I hope you’re all liking these posts. Please like and share them, and request which member you would like to see as a mexican boyfriend next. Also, I had to change his surname to something with a C instead of a K because I couldn’t find a spanish surname that starts with K.

-Clary

[exodesmadres]

BTS MTL - Rubbing Their GF’s Stomach When She Has Cramps

BTS MTL - Rubbing Their GF’s Stomach When She Has Cramps

Request:  BTS mtl; to rub their gf’s lower stomach bc she’s having period cramps? :D 

A/N: I think this is a really good request because as a woman, I know what its like to get period cramps. And sometimes (well most of the time) pain medicine does nothing. I wish I could have someone to take care of me or give me a little massage to help me feel better.

I hope you all enjoy reading this.

Warning: The usual warning. I obviously do not know BTS and for all I know, this list could turn out to be totally wrong. But this list was created under the evaluation of what I have seen in their personalities.

As per opinions, of course they can differ.

You might have a completely different opinion, and that’s okay. But let’s not spread any hate. Just love. Thank you!

BTS MTL - Rubbing Their GF’s Stomach When She Has Cramps

Would Certainly Do It

Jin - I honestly feel like Jin would be the one most likely to do it because come on. He’s eomma Jin. He would make sure to take really good care of you until he was certain that you’re okay. He is the king of taking care of people after all. Plus, he has a super soft personality which makes him great at this kind of thing. It just strikes me that he would be most likely to also spend all day in bed with you, his arms wrapped around you while you’re suffering from cramps.

Taehyung - Tae is such a sweet little boy. I think you wouldn’t even have to ask twice. He would do it in a second. Then afterwards he would ask you if you need anything else. If not, he would climb right into bed with you and you would watch movies together, eating snacks.

Hoseok - Not only would he massage your stomach to ease the cramps, but I think he would especially go out of his way to make you feel better. Like he would also even be extra silly to make you crack a smile and forget about how much period hurts. He is just a ball of sunshine and would do anything to help you out.

Might Do It

Namjoon - I feel like even though I put him in “might”, he would be more inclined to doing it, and even being the one to offer himself up to the task. This is because Namjoon is a leader, so he knows how to take care of people. So he would definitely be able to take care of you. He would put your needs in front of his first, especially seeing how much you were in pain. He would just like to do anything he can to make you feel better.

Jimin - Jimin is right in the middle of the spectrum for me. Like, he wouldn’t out right offer himself to massage you. But he wouldn’t say no if you asked him because he would see how much you are suffering. His main objective though would be for you to feel better, so if that means rubbing your stomach, then he will do that. He would definitely feel a bit awkward and shy at first. But he would talk to you through it and try to make things stop being awkward.

Jungkook - For Jungkook I put him so low on the “might do it” spectrum because I feel like he might, but he would be awkward and uncomdortable. Well not exactly uncomfortable per say. But definitely awkward. He is the maknae of the group, so he is more used to people taking care of him and not the other way around. Since I have the suspicion that Jungkook is into noonas, I think you would be the one taking care of HIM more. Thus, when the time comes, he would want to help, he’d just be kinda awkward at it. But its the thought that counts.

Would Never Do It 

Yoongi - Its not that I think he would be outright against it. I just don’t see him doing something like this. This does not by any means signify that he doesn’t love you. It just that his personality type would just make this experience a really awkward one for both of you. Again, this does not mean he would be cold about it either. I think he just wouldn’t be keen on the idea and would instead do other things to make you feel better. Like, for example, he might buy you a hot pack instead to ease the cramps which is just as good.

END NOTE: So that was my analysis on BTS MTL to rub your stomach when you have cramps. Again, this is just my opinion. So please bear with me. Also, I hope you all liked this and make more requests!

EXODESMADRES ASK BOX

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-Clary

[angel-in-slow-motion]

exo tourgram x eating broadcast preview

[vanrankin]

Do you take soccer player fic requests for wattpad or tumblr???

On tumblr I’m only writing Kpop stuff right now. 

But on wattpad I have a ton of footiie fics that you might be interested in. The only active one is “Replacement”, and its a Guti Galaviz fic. But I have plenty completed ones.

I might take some footie requests on wattpad, if you would really want me to write something.

My wattpad is www.wattpad.com/desmadres :)

-clary

[deportivoguadalajara]

Chivas CAMPEON!!!!!!!

[snooopid]

Who blew it like a flute? 😂😂😂😂😂

[blackfairypresident]

who body did he bend like a gymnast? 👀

[snooopid]

He came inside and changed her life.

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he damn bloomed someones flower

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@callmeminseok

[exodesmadres]

Baekhyun As Your Boyfriend

Baekhyun As Your Boyfriend

*warning: this is just my opinion. obviously, i have never met exo, but this is an evaluation based on mere observation of their personalities. your opinion may vary, and that’s okay. we all think differently. so please enjoy, and no hate. just love.*

•knowing the little shit that baek is, he’d probably be very playful •i think that contrary to yixing, he would kind of make it obvious that he likes you, but he would take a bit to admit it or ask you out •but after you were dating, i feel like he would be the most into pda •like he would be the one most likely to kiss you randomly, in front of everyone •he would hug you and hold your hand constantly •baek would be SOOO NEEDY for your attention–”jagi PAY ATTENTION TO ME.” *pouty baek* •he would also be the type to tease a lot(!)–with little smart comments that get you cracking a smile or wanting to swat him away •back hugs while you’re doing something (cooking, cleaning, etc) would be a thing •remember i said playful? well, he’d probably also be the type to have tickle fights, and pin you down until you’re begging for mercy •all smiles everytime he sees you •stealing kisses when you least expect it–like he’d take it as a cute game. he would kiss you and then run away screaming and laughing •he would make sure you’re happy with him, and comfortable, and just generally always smiling •baekhyun would LOVE to cuddle, but it would be hard to get him to sit still •dating baekhyun would probably be a lot of fun because he’d be super playful with you and take care of you, and of course respect you. there would never be a dull moment with him.

[livinka-n-diland]

[welovechoiyoungjae]

as long as this image is circulating on the web exo m will be eternalness

[livinka-n-diland]

[vanrankin]

[Kyungsoo before his morning coffee]

[to Baekhyun]: Fuck you

[to Chanyeol]: Fuck you

[to Jongin]: Fuck me

[to Jongdae]: Fuck you

[to Yixing]: Morning Yixing